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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by susrite(m): 5:57pm On Dec 15, 2015 |
novakane:many things are kept at home nowadays . . I was on my way home to get that novel by wole soyinka, my sister hindered me because She-lock holme 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by novakane(m): 6:07pm On Dec 15, 2015 |
As i was abt to get out of d supermarket empty handed a voice said unto me, "man shall not LEAVE, BUY bread alone" 6 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Sammypedro18(m): 10:56am On Dec 17, 2015 |
As an oblivion, I thought pun was word play, dats till I saw porn. |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Sammypedro18(m): 11:12am On Dec 17, 2015 |
Check dis one out: Am a legendary cameraman, I can SHOOT ur Dad and FRAME ur mum, if yu so care, I can HANG dem for d world to c. 5 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Geofavor(m): 12:59pm On Dec 17, 2015 |
I'm annoyed, don't tell me to excercise patience - i'm not mama peace's gym instructor 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by novakane(m): 9:22pm On Dec 17, 2015 |
Hoe! hoe! hoe! Merry Christmas... Thats what santa says When he walks pass a bunch of sluts 2 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by thinfatliner(m): 3:31pm On Dec 18, 2015 |
pregnancy creates some hormonal issues which may lead to ovary-action 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by ash1akintola(m): 3:07pm On Dec 20, 2015 |
not mine........ ''i need a bank that would lend me a loan and leave me alone'' mine...........''a shoe does not have a soul except it is with a sole''. |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by ash1akintola(m): 3:11pm On Dec 20, 2015 |
from the bathroom to the birth room, man shall always be in labour. ........*SOME PEOPLE LIKE HAVING SEX DT LEADS FROM THE BATHROOM TO THE BEDROOM* |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Johnnycrash(m): 1:22am On Dec 23, 2015 |
I always read in the Farm, Because I'm trying to CULTIVATE a reading Habit... 2 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Nobody: 3:06am On Dec 24, 2015 |
He went for a swim before his wedding day, now he's got cold feet 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Chiscomax(m): 1:33pm On Dec 24, 2015 |
A great fool is so Ungrateful even your girl faith is so Unfaithful. |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by ucheofficial: 12:10am On Dec 25, 2015 |
Hey girl, am Adam from the apple store, will you be my christmas eve?. 2 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 9:12pm On Dec 27, 2015 |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by aieo(m): 8:04am On Dec 28, 2015 |
am a king with the punchlines....... Cos a can break a guru's Head with 2BARS.... hehe those are Yams to his skull ;( |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by novakane(m): 4:23pm On Dec 28, 2015 |
susrite: U dont get it... D pun is based on d popular saying "home is where the heart is" in this context there is no better suitable substitute other than "hat" |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by novakane(m): 4:35pm On Dec 28, 2015 |
I wonder if the staff of a calendar manufacturing company are allowed to "take some days off" during this festive period 4 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Bukish21(f): 3:17pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
Eke40seven:If ELECTRICITY were human and knew how POWERful it is, most ppl wld live in fright and SHOCK. 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Bukish21(f): 3:23pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
aieo:TWO BARS of chocolate s enof, I dnt eat YAM. 2 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Eke40seven(m): 7:59pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
Bukish21:Hmmm i see you are the new kid on the block Blackeard, where art thou? Novakane and the rest are taking over. |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Bukish21(f): 3:41am On Dec 30, 2015 |
Eke40seven:. |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 10:56am On Dec 30, 2015 |
Lol I'm still here o. Just observing Eke40seven: |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by novakane(m): 10:03am On Jan 01, 2016 |
To anyone outthere who is having a pinna transplant, i wish u a "happy new ear" 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by novakane(m): 10:16am On Jan 01, 2016 |
Met an old friend of mine and all he kept saying was, "chop knuckle".... I guess he now thinks of me as a "cannibal'' 2 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by novakane(m): 12:22am On Jan 04, 2016 |
If ure in the habit of Chatting on bbm when its past bedtime, u are bound to have "Sleep-ping disorder" 2 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Nobody: 12:33am On Jan 05, 2016 |
Blackeard:brother, you are good! How did i not come across this thread earlier? Well now i am here. Hello all. |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Nobody: 12:37am On Jan 05, 2016 |
novakane:lol... Now this is something. |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Nobody: 12:48am On Jan 05, 2016 |
I am an amateur realy, rate this and teach me to make better ones........... "Iyanya had always thought of himself as the fittest man alive, but all that changed when he was BLOWN away by a FAN". 3 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Eke40seven(m): 2:50am On Jan 05, 2016 |
[quote author=sylvalord post=41663220]I am an amateur realy, rate this and teach me to make better ones........... "Iyanya had always thought of himself as the fittest man alive, but all that changed when he was BLOWN away by a FAN". [/quoted] Not bad! Na Novacane dey reign now, we all seem to have run out of steam |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Nobody: 3:01am On Jan 05, 2016 |
[quote author=Eke40seven post=41664045][/quote] One whole year of hardcore puning ain't no child'splay, y'all punstars should give yourselves a break |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by captainnigeria(m): 8:40pm On Jan 05, 2016 |
Lots of wannabe rappers in here |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Eke40seven(m): 11:53pm On Jan 05, 2016 |
He bought his girl a sex book to teach her a BLOW by BLOW detail of giving a B.J 1 Like |
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