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wisdomguy4u
So wisdom evaded you when the opportunity for a sexual romp with a stranger came your way.

Op, did you use condom or was it unprotected sex? If latter, you still need to go for a test. And have you seen the girl again by any chance? Thank God for your life

JideJamez:
Super story.. 4years ago I did almost the same thing.... But nothing happened .... Thank God I'm married now with a baby boy this year ... And to Top it all ... I've surrendered my life to Christ.... Hell is real

after u don enjoy...
bro u wicked

i want to believe u av being tested HIV negative before making this testimony. Dude u bad gan oooo. From ur story i can deduce that u sex the girl without protection. Nt considering the danger of even other STDs. Truly Konji na bastard

greatness22:
I believe this blockbuster is from the stables of Wale Adenuga Production. **sips hollandia yoghurt**

, doubting thomas

rheether:
Am I suppose to suck dick in the public? I can't be as stupid as your mum.

alfortunately for u i actually have a decent mum,...am sorry anyway, u needs to be corrected becox u might be my mum in-law soon

whirlwind7:
Not supporting or condemning your doing a quickie with a stranger, however the only part of the narrative I think ridiculous is this:

The only person i finally told the true of what transpired was a man of God; whom after praying, disclosed to me that the strange girl has a jealous spiritual husband who is a serpent. So the snake that bit me wasn't ordinary.

Trust me, even if you were not bitten by a snake, and you confess this escapade to your MOG someday, he will probably still tell you that the lady was a spirit, or some bullshyte.

Sex is sex, be it at home, work, on the road, in the bush, in your car, on your roof....The only difference here is you invaded a reptile's privacy, and it struck back at you. You were in a village, bushes everywhere, and snakes hide in bushes, and it was night too...

If you guys had been in a hotel room in the city and a snake appeared to join up for a thre3some, I could have bought your pastor's tale.

I completely support your view a 100 %

rheether:
Sex me please, that girl must be a bush village slut.

See city slut... "Aristo"tle

Guy how careless can you be, you had sex with a "strange girl", without a "strange condom" got bitten by a "strange snake", and man of God told you its the "strange husband" to the "strange girl" that sent the "strange serpent" Hmmmph....u dey play with ur life.

whirlwind7:
Not supporting or condemning your doing a quickie with a stranger, however the only part of the narrative I think ridiculous is this:

The only person i finally told the true of what transpired was a man of God; whom after praying, disclosed to me that the strange girl has a jealous spiritual husband who is a serpent. So the snake that bit me wasn't ordinary.

Trust me, even if you were not bitten by a snake, and you confess this escapade to your MOG someday, he will probably still tell you that the lady was a spirit, or some bullshyte.

Sex is sex, be it at home, work, on the road, in the bush, in your car, on your roof....The only difference here is you invaded a reptile's privacy, and it struck back at you. You were in a village, bushes everywhere, and snakes hide in bushes, and it was night too...

If you guys had been in a hotel room in the city and a snake appeared to join up for a thre3some, I could have bought your pastor's tale.

Sex is not always sex my brother. The truth still remains, we need to be very careful who we indulge in the act with. Many lives have been wrecked because of instances like the OP's. I will give you one. I have a friend who carried one of these girls in the night, when it was time do, the girl was shape shifting from a coffin, to a human, dude couldn't shout nor move, girl left him with a very stern warning, bros was dumb, couldn't speak for two months. Evil is real.

whirlwind7:
Not supporting or condemning your doing a quickie with a stranger, however the only part of the narrative I think ridiculous is this:

The only person i finally told the true of what transpired was a man of God; whom after praying, disclosed to me that the strange girl has a jealous spiritual husband who is a serpent. So the snake that bit me wasn't ordinary.

Trust me, even if you were not bitten by a snake, and you confess this escapade to your MOG someday, he will probably still tell you that the lady was a spirit, or some bullshyte.

Sex is sex, be it at home, work, on the road, in the bush, in your car, on your roof....The only difference here is you invaded a reptile's privacy, and it struck back at you. You were in a village, bushes everywhere, and snakes hide in bushes, and it was night too...

If you guys had been in a hotel room in the city and a snake appeared to join up for a thre3some, I could have bought your pastor's tale.

Hahahaha @ ".....a snake appeared to join up for a thre3some....."
Loolol. Only the spiritually inclined ones will doubt your analysis, you are so right. Am sure op has also gone so spiritual for now, can say if future konji will allow him stay spiritual sha. It us a pity u didn't climax for all the pains u went thru , the devil would have been very angry with u had u passed on without climaxing

Oma307:
Superstory

This is Super Story.....life of try and borrow... lol

wisdomguy4u:
This is a true story of an unforgettable near death experience I had on the night of 24th December, 2015 that changed my life forever. I decided to share this story here not because I want you to castigate me for my act (you can't castigate me more than I have castigate myself), but because I believe a lot of people will learn from it and thereby avoid the pitfall in the coming 2016.

It all began when I attended the night church service held in my village. I came a little late so I wasn't opportune to get a seat. I had to stand up for the mass. After standing in the cold for about an hour, my legs began to shiver, I decided to walk toward the church gate and back to stretch my near stiffed knees.

As I got to the gate, I stood for a while and then turn around to walk back when I heard a female voice from the dark corner of the gate; she said, "it's boring right? ". I walked toward her to get a clear view of who was talking; I saw a light skin girl sitting on a small flower pavement. I asked her "what's boring?". "The service , the night, everything" She replied. It was obvious she wanted us to have a conversation, so I quickly sat down beside her.

To cut the story short, from our little conversation I got to know that her name is Aderoke, her father is from Ogun state while her mother is from my village. She was born and brought up in lagos and can't speak or understand Igbo language (meanwhile the service was coordinate in igbo language). This was few things I was able to get from her before she told me she was shivering due to the cold. As a sharp guy i reasoned she wanted me to cuddle her, so I told her to draw closer so I can hold her. Without hesitation she moved closer and placed her head on my shoulder while I placed my hand around her waist.

Everything went so fast, before I could say "bingo!" We were already into deep romance: kissing and groping . In the climax of it all she held me and whisper in my ear " sex me please". As I look around for a more hidden corner, a part of me was persuading me to control my urge that she could be an agent of darkness sent to destroy me, and another part of me was telling me not to lose the opportunity that she's just a lonely girl in need of some fun. I fell for the latter. I got a more hidden corner were we began to have it; first she bend low while I got on her back ; after awhile she suggested I sit on a pavement there while she climb on top.

Few minutes afterward, I felt a sudden sharp pain on my butt, I thought it was an ant or something similar, but the pain grew bigger. With a trembling voice I told her to stop and get down that I think something bit me, but she was so carried aways that she couldn't hear me out. As the pain kept increasing , I had to push her out of me . I stood up, flash my phone touch in the pavement and there was a long big snake rowed up . The strange girl screamed and ran away. By then I was already feeling dizzy and fainting, I managed to pull myself back into the church premises and disclose to someone that I have been bitten by a snake after which I lost conscious of myself. I heard I was even fuming from the mouth.

After 2 days of serious traditional treatment, I regained consciousness. When I was asked to explain how I got bitten by a snake in the church, I didn't know what to say. I can't believe I nearly lost my life because of a few minutes romp with a total stranger, it's a very shameful thing to tell your family. The only person i finally told the true of what transpired was a man of God; whom after praying, disclosed to me that the strange girl has a jealous spiritual husband who is a serpent. So the snake that bit me wasn't ordinary.

I believe God gave me a second chance for a reason. And I have sworn never to continue my careless lifestyle, I have given my life to God and anything premarital sex is not for me anymore. I know it's not easy to overcome temptation of premarital sex, but I believe with pray and determination we can overcome anything.

My fellow Nairalanders join me and thank God for my life, and at the same time learn from my story. For the seek of your family and loved ones, stop living a careless life . Stop sleeping around with strangers, so many people knowingly or unknowingly have spiritual spouse, some of who are viciously jealous . Sex is sweet , but life is sweeter. Try and live a safe life in 2016. I pray God see us all through in Jesus name: Amen!

If I hear say you no bang for 2016

Niggas be like Story For The gods




The will never listen ..

Anyways am happy fr your Life..



Lesson For AlL Ye Fornicators

wow

hotnsexy4christ:
, doubting thomas

You are beautiful, would love to knw u more. BTW am not Thomas, my name is Great. **winks**

Adaure4ever:
@OP.. Did you both use protection? Or you slept with a stranger with no protection?
- Next Time, Have a self control.
-#team_dignity.

did you graduate from isl?

ClassCaptain:
Person dey give testimony of how God save am from The light skin girl spiritual husband that attacked in form of a snake when they were having sex and u dey here they talk sex mate and Sugar mummy.

Sugar Mummy Kor. Lemon Grandma ni

Nigerian Christians having two religion since 1912....snake bite u for church u go spend to days for native house

Nigerian Christians having double religions since 1912....snake bite u for church u go spend to days for native house

PrettyHelen:
Loll

Dude.. You gan sef ehn..
One night stand almost cost you your life


So whats special about this FTC??

you will never learn untill u fall victim...

whirlwind7:
Not supporting or condemning your doing a quickie with a stranger, however the only part of the narrative I think ridiculous is this:

The only person i finally told the true of what transpired was a man of God; whom after praying, disclosed to me that the strange girl has a jealous spiritual husband who is a serpent. So the snake that bit me wasn't ordinary.

Trust me, even if you were not bitten by a snake, and you confess this escapade to your MOG someday, he will probably still tell you that the lady was a spirit, or some bullshyte.

Sex is sex, be it at home, work, on the road, in the bush, in your car, on your roof....The only difference here is you invaded a reptile's privacy, and it struck back at you. You were in a village, bushes everywhere, and snakes hide in bushes, and it was night too...

If you guys had been in a hotel room in the city and a snake appeared to join up for a thre3some, I could have bought your pastor's tale.

I could not agree with you more... You nailed it.

that was how my neighbour slept with a spirit.two years has gone by yet no cure for his illness.may God uelp us...

May God help us all

ClassCaptain:
Person dey give testimony of how God save am from The light skin girl spiritual husband that attacked in form of a snake when they were having sex and u dey here they talk sex mate and Sugar mummy.

Sugar Mummy Kor. Lemon Grandma ni

I give it to u broh!!! U made me open my 32

ibe9ja:
Lesson For All:
Beware of Snake magun.

greatness22:
I believe this blockbuster is from the stables of Wale Adenuga Production. **sips hollandia yoghurt**

rheether:
Sex me please, that girl must be a bush village slut.

I knew I would read some funny comments on this thread

Gadamn Snake!

From the story I conclude that no condom was used. I can bet I am right, because he can't take condom to church.

Adaure4ever:
@OP.. Did you both use protection? Or you slept with a stranger with no protection?
- Next Time, Have a self control.
-#team_dignity.

neoapocalypse:
I knew I would read some funny comments on this thread

Thank God ur expectation has been met.

You reminded me of this 'pls sex me' shii i used to hear 4rm one of my local gf back then when i read ur story but seriously what did you expect when you went to do it in a dark place filled with bushes?

ChuxMyk:
End time pusssy.
Cc @donxab

Lmao

na u careless joor..... nothing spiritual about it.