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Re: How Sex With A Stranger Almost Cost Me My Life On Xmas Day by Nobody: 6:37pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
Mate don't blame the girl jor,it was an unfortunate situation,snakes and scorpions are rampant in the village,you guys were careless by not checking your surrounding before the action. There's no such thing as spiritual lover mehn. Thank god for yr life but takecare next time,look before u leap. 1 Like |
Re: How Sex With A Stranger Almost Cost Me My Life On Xmas Day by millionboi(m): 6:38pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
rheether:girls who knw wat thy wnt always ask 4it 1 Like |
Re: How Sex With A Stranger Almost Cost Me My Life On Xmas Day by babaRUNtinz(m): 6:39pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
Spiritual serpent or Physical tortoise? Your sins are forgiven; go & sin no more. |
Re: How Sex With A Stranger Almost Cost Me My Life On Xmas Day by Khez: 6:39pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
I can imagine those night mass, thank God for you... |
Re: How Sex With A Stranger Almost Cost Me My Life On Xmas Day by Helkayklassic(m): 6:42pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
ClassCaptain: Kikikikiki.. Classcaptain u don shoko.. abi vanilla mummy |
Re: How Sex With A Stranger Almost Cost Me My Life On Xmas Day by Henovy: 6:46pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
greatness22:The op just told us it's a true life story dundy! |
Re: How Sex With A Stranger Almost Cost Me My Life On Xmas Day by son4century(m): 6:49pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
Snake bite u and u were foaming from the mouth..... I guess it's a combined snakebite coinciding with ur normal epileptic surge Anyways, thank God u narrated d story urself |
Re: How Sex With A Stranger Almost Cost Me My Life On Xmas Day by Osarieme415(m): 6:50pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
D@op, are you sure the spirit-snake hubby ain't coming back for part 2.. If your story isn't derived from the figments of your imagination, your pastor should have told u that such spirit folks are as jealous as an angry hau sa soldier. But wait ooh. Can we then bravely infer from your narrative that every bedmate of that girl who can't possibly be a virgin has been bitten by her hubby. If true, then not all of her previous lovers would have survived. And Social Media, on a balance of probability, would have carried the news. If untrue, I wonder why your case was special Maybe the snake didn't like the way you were pounding. #my thought |
Re: How Sex With A Stranger Almost Cost Me My Life On Xmas Day by Flashh: 6:53pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
BuddhaPalm:I watched it. |
Re: How Sex With A Stranger Almost Cost Me My Life On Xmas Day by Obcglobal(m): 6:54pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
Thank God for your life, learn to say no when necessary, |
Re: How Sex With A Stranger Almost Cost Me My Life On Xmas Day by 190: 6:57pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
tjskii: as if you go work today de decieve urself Never enter kitchen go fry plaintain |
Re: How Sex With A Stranger Almost Cost Me My Life On Xmas Day by Rexaxe(m): 7:00pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
Damn!!!... but man .. its obvious you didnt take a condom to church .. you no think bout HIV/AIDS ... chaii |
Re: How Sex With A Stranger Almost Cost Me My Life On Xmas Day by DipoDee: 7:01pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
rheether: You are not concerned about Op's bumbum that snake bit ehn but about the village slut.. So, what would a city slut say? @wisdomguy4u, your Pastor should have warned you about f^cking in the bush at night instead of that tale about spiritual husbands. You went to a snakes habitat to disturb it and you got served. I don't know some Nigerian Pastors would see the truth but instead of saying it, they want to appear spiritual at all cost. |
Re: How Sex With A Stranger Almost Cost Me My Life On Xmas Day by greatness22(m): 7:03pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
Henovy:AKUYA!!! I see that you don't have a good sense of humour. |
Re: How Sex With A Stranger Almost Cost Me My Life On Xmas Day by DipoDee: 7:05pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
Rexaxe: When he gets STD/HIV from f^cking a total stranger without protection, his Pastor will still tell him it's the spirit husband back for revenge instead of telling him the importance of condoms esp when konji catches a randy man in a bush full of snakes |
Re: How Sex With A Stranger Almost Cost Me My Life On Xmas Day by Churchillsaug(m): 7:10pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
rheether:please, TOWN GIRL, what could she have said? |
Re: How Sex With A Stranger Almost Cost Me My Life On Xmas Day by Liltevy(m): 7:13pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
wisdomguy4u:. photo of the snakebite |
Re: How Sex With A Stranger Almost Cost Me My Life On Xmas Day by Churchillsaug(m): 7:15pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
whirlwind7:this dude made a lot of sense, even though there was sense in what the pastor said |
Re: How Sex With A Stranger Almost Cost Me My Life On Xmas Day by hunkydory(m): 7:15pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
How can you be kissing a total stranger let alone going down with her without condom. Na wa for you o. |
Re: How Sex With A Stranger Almost Cost Me My Life On Xmas Day by kokorodudu(f): 7:16pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
Interesting story. That's the whole sense of adventure. Stop blaming the girl, after all everyone knows villages are full of shitty snakes. If I was in a boring village I may be tempted to shag a boring dude too. And my of god and serpent? He be in-law? Something gonna kill you anyway, just a matter of time, wait for it! |
Re: How Sex With A Stranger Almost Cost Me My Life On Xmas Day by Henovy: 7:18pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
greatness22:Sorry my guy. No offence meant. My apologies please. Did not occur to me that it was meant to be humour. |
Re: How Sex With A Stranger Almost Cost Me My Life On Xmas Day by manny4u(m): 7:21pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
You mean you hads ex with a stranger without a condom? Damn!!!! Na GOD save you in many ways. |
Re: How Sex With A Stranger Almost Cost Me My Life On Xmas Day by greatness22(m): 7:22pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
Henovy:No shaking bro. my appologies too. 1 Like |
Re: How Sex With A Stranger Almost Cost Me My Life On Xmas Day by Henovy: 7:35pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
greatness22:Thanks 1 Like |
Re: How Sex With A Stranger Almost Cost Me My Life On Xmas Day by Nobody: 7:39pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
whirlwind7:lol |
Re: How Sex With A Stranger Almost Cost Me My Life On Xmas Day by naijaboiy: 7:45pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
I'm not one to believe all these spiritual crap. The simple moral of your story is that we should mind the environment where we have sex and also to use protection in order to prevent diseases. Simple! |
Re: How Sex With A Stranger Almost Cost Me My Life On Xmas Day by ellahzy(f): 7:46pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
greatness22: why nau |
Re: How Sex With A Stranger Almost Cost Me My Life On Xmas Day by butanep(m): 7:49pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
haibe: I ve made my point. I didn't force you to believe. It's a choice. 1 Like |
Re: How Sex With A Stranger Almost Cost Me My Life On Xmas Day by greatness22(m): 7:51pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
ellahzy:Lolzz, notin nau. The story be like Super Story nau. |
Re: How Sex With A Stranger Almost Cost Me My Life On Xmas Day by esonuu(m): 8:00pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
One part of me doubts the authenticity of dis story,a jealous spiritual hubby cum serpent wil bite and disappear ASAP, 2ndly, did u remove ur boxer,trouser and sat on d floor wit a bare ass? Na u be babe? Ur trouser no get zip?..mehn, if dis story is true,u get mind oo cos if i sleep wit a gul,no church or prayer for two/three days cos of guilt let alone doing dat rubbish within church premises,e go do me like say thunder go strike me from heaven |
Re: How Sex With A Stranger Almost Cost Me My Life On Xmas Day by basilake9: 8:03pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
Wooow what a great pastor. I guess it makes more sense that the girl has a snake spiritual husband than the fact that you were having sex in the bush and you got bitten by a snake. 1 Like |
Re: How Sex With A Stranger Almost Cost Me My Life On Xmas Day by Deejavuu(f): 8:04pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
whirlwind7: Hehehe. Very true. Some Nigerian pastors always using situations to suit thier personal gains. If the mistake at miss universe had a Nigerian involved. Her MOG would have said " The devil cannot take your crown, he may try but can never succeed . Most of thier blind followers still fall for thier tricks thi. Sadly. |
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