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Trapnews:

why nah trapnews?

pick someone else nah

obiorathesubtle:
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But I was still far from the 20 year old mark.. When I was 20, I had explored, exploited, ravaged, broken, readjust, realign... Name it! I was James bond@20[/color]

lol....bad nigga

Trapnews:

oya share your own experience

Sleep tight!

You should see me the first time I wooed a lady, you for slap cluelessness comot my body. I was in my final year then. I and some friends went out to eat. We met two gorgeously look ladies in the restaurant and they were sitting opposite us. We and the girls finish eating and left at same time. We were heading home and I guess they were going home too but towards the same direction. Then one of my friend told me that one of them was looking at me since we walked into the restaurant and to him, the look means green light from her, that I should go after her. After much ginger, I went after her and it became of one my many regret till today cause it was an epic disaster.
Me: Hello ladies! Excuse me
*two girls turned*
Girl1: yes?
Me: can I speak to your friend alone?
Girl1: No problem.
*Girl1 walks away but can still hear us*
Me: hi! I'm .......
Girl2: ok

Anxiety setting in
Me: like I said, I want to talk to you.
Girl2: about what?
*my mouth started shaking*
Me: I..i..i am ......
Girl2: you said that already.
Chronic anxiety setting in
Me: emm...emm...emm..emm
The next thing I heard from girl1 was "NK, leave him let's go jor! Is like your beauty is intimidating him. Maybe he should call his friends to come help him speak."
It was then I remembered cool FM woo a girl in 60seconds. During the program, a guy called in and spoke every grammar he knows still no way. Due to limited time, he said "baby, I love you talk your own."
As she was about to leave, I said to her "baby I love you abeg just say something, anything?" The look she and her friend gave me was epic. All I could deduct from the look was who sent this mentally unbalanced person to us.

I just can't forget that day.

Op at least u had the balls to even stop a lady and attempt talking to her.. . I am also twenty and I have never and I repeat never walked up to any lady before.. I am extremely and extraordinarily shy.. . Only God knows if I won't later end up with an arranged wife

[quote author=Csami post=41921431]You should see me the first time I wooed a lady, you for slap cluelessness comot my body. I was in my final year then. I and some friends went out to eat. We met two gorgeously look ladies in the restaurant and they were sitting opposite us. We and the girls finish eating and left at same time. We were heading home and I guess they were going home too but towards the same direction. Then one of my friend told me that one of them was looking at me since we walked into the restaurant and to him, the look means green light from her, that I should go after her. After much ginger, I went after her and it became of one my many regret till today cause it was an epic disaster.
Me: Hello ladies! Excuse me
*two girls turned*
Girl1: yes?
Me: can I speak to your friend alone?
Girl1: No problem.
*Girl1 walks away but can still hear us*
Me: hi! I'm .......
Girl2: ok

Anxiety setting in
Me: like I said, I want to talk to you.
Girl2: about what?
*my mouth started shaking*
Me: I..i..i am ......
Girl2: you said that already.
Chronic anxiety setting in
Me: emm...emm...emm..emm
The next thing I heard from girl1 was "NK, leave him let's go jor! Is like your beauty is intimidating him. Maybe he should call his friends to come help him speak."
It was then I remembered cool FM woo a girl in 60seconds. During the program, a guy called in and spoke every grammar he knows still no way. Due to limited time, he said "baby, I love you talk your own."
As she was about to leave, I said to her "baby I love you abeg just say something, anything?" The look she and her friend gave me was epic. All I could deduct from the look was who sent this mentally unbalanced person to us

LMFAO

@20 I was. Serial nailer... All d wooing was a hit bck 2 back 4rm working class 2 500l down 2 my mates .... Well I hated younger women den... I even nailed a corper den she dey. Use her allowee support me 4 school... Life was gr8. Until i met dis 1 babe.... D rest as dey say is history... Am a little rusty on wooing paroles nw o

Laveda:
Weakling..

he's no weakling...that's our nature when we are truely inlove with you, we'd be jerking expressing our feelings...it happens to me.