dangotesmummy:
your mom I suppose

O yes I'm too smoking hot and tantalizing

If e pain you go and drink one gallon of diesel

Okobo Crack head with a matchstick phenese

crackhaus:

It be like say na only ma matchstick pheneses you've been accustomed to your entire life...yes?

lilmax:
hot and sexy sambarry


Beyonce of the year

And why can't hot and sexy sambarry find man?

damiso:




It's really the Asiri that is the rat race

That's why I can like to stay in my own lane.. The day I saw the ones whose wardrobes were identical start digging dirt on ancestry.com how one person got British Pali plus all their life history on FB I fear

I can be friendly and I cherish some of my friendships but I am not too good at all this kori kosun die in each other's houses friendship am just too lazy and in a way I sorta enjoy my own company. I also can't do cliques or plenty girls abi is it women that all roll together . I always stylishly disentangle myself once it's start getting to 'she said' 'she bought' ' aso ebi ' etc etc I no get pawa

But they are kinda crass and razz sha


X

banmeandquench:
because I wasn't born to FIND A MAN

finding a man is a Grammy award to some and not to others.

Next

armyofone:
Same here...damiso and cococandy, I'm like you guys.
Cococandy, let me add lifetime movies too. Work, movies and working out. What ever is missing from lacking outside friends, exercise eases it off . Hubby and I are really close too. We moved all the time...so hard to make and keep friends anyway.
It is good to have human connection and then one or two inner friends if possible.

crackhaus:

Because the airplane cooling system is loaded with magic fairy dust abi...

The Nigerian mentality is one that is very hard to destroy, immigrants never truly stop being Nigerians at their core no matter the acquired accents and civilized act.

The change starts happening from the second generation in kids who have never stepped foot on Nigerian soil born to immigrants.

dangotesmummy:
but really what's the meaning of all this balderdash. Grown ladies washing their dirty linen in public for all to see,making a show of themselves. Nawa o

cococandy:
U.K babes and entertainment galore.
I dey like to read their stories sha.

bukatyne:
Drama Drama

babygirlfl:


Lol. Trust me I like to read the stories but I really hate witnessing one. The last one I witnessed when I visited London the last time at Dalston market was just awful.

cococandy:

I don't think I'd like to witness one either.
Before flying pieces of broken bottles will find me where I'm hiding and peeping from.

Onegai:

I think the ones in the U.S. behave themselves a bit more (fear of U.S. Customs and Migration). But I'm sure there must be broken bottles flying around Maryland, Atlanta and Houston.

Onegai:


I think the ones in the U.S. behave themselves a bit more (fear of U.S. Customs and Migration). But I'm sure there must be broken bottles flying around Maryland, Atlanta and Houston.

cococandy:
probably right.
sometimes I joke with with my childhood friend who lives in Houston that I'd like to move to there so I can have more Nigerians (her especially) around me and feel more at home.

But she keeps telling me to remain where I am. Because according to her Houston is the jungle-ish.
Like when the drama starts it's usually on another level. Who slept with who's wife/husband and whose asooke+jewelry cost more at the last party.

Why are we like this?

armyofone:
They are too busy making money to buy nice homes
I'm really sure of the flying bottles too.

Onegai:




It's Naija mentality. Carry them to Alaska as a community and they will still be beefing each other over asoebi, gold jewelry and husband-snatching.

tearoses:


Its the naija illiterate mentality
and when I mean illiterates I mean the ones that went through school but the school did pass through them.
They are the uncouth, loud ones with no social skills.
No elegance and no finesse.

crackhaus:
This is Sambarry's specialization, oya come tell us your opinion...

I know for sure you're capable of smashing eggs in front of people's door.

Nubian113:


What about Halloween, that was usually the trick if there was no treat. Imagine those poor Nigerians waking up to egg smashed on their doorstep and they're cursing the witches in their village

babygirlfl:


We love drama. Lol

Nubian113:


What about Halloween, that was usually the trick if there was no treat. Imagine those poor Nigerians waking up to egg smashed on their doorstep and they're cursing the witches in their village

KanwuliaJara:


Habaaaaaa naaaaaaa
We nor dey wash for NL?
If we nor wash am, how NYANSH go clean?

dangotesmummy:
at least they should show Some dignity and decorum

KanwuliaJara:


Et tu BRUTESSSSS?