If Nairaland Was An Estate Which Nairalander Would You Like To Be Your Neighbor? - Romance (2)

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Re: If Nairaland Was An Estate Which Nairalander Would You Like To Be Your Neighbor? by ggrin(f): 10:10pm On Jan 19, 2016

SINNZ:
Read the modified version

trans what huh

Re: If Nairaland Was An Estate Which Nairalander Would You Like To Be Your Neighbor? by ggrin(f): 10:11pm On Jan 19, 2016

prettythicksme:
safe bawo?he go knw naw

hehe

na u talk am o lipsrsealed

Re: If Nairaland Was An Estate Which Nairalander Would You Like To Be Your Neighbor? by Nobody: 10:11pm On Jan 19, 2016

NO problem sinnz, as a gateman i will fork all the estate ladies one after d other in the gateman's house before they get to their apartments.

Re: If Nairaland Was An Estate Which Nairalander Would You Like To Be Your Neighbor? by SINNZ(m): 10:11pm On Jan 19, 2016

Diddyydiva:

I just like to be updated

that's all

Lol, its still aproko nau? No matter how u try to sugar-coat it grin

Re: If Nairaland Was An Estate Which Nairalander Would You Like To Be Your Neighbor? by Nobody: 10:12pm On Jan 19, 2016

ggrin:
hehe na u talk am o

Na u first talk am grin

Re: If Nairaland Was An Estate Which Nairalander Would You Like To Be Your Neighbor? by SINNZ(m): 10:12pm On Jan 19, 2016

Goodnight! grin

Re: If Nairaland Was An Estate Which Nairalander Would You Like To Be Your Neighbor? by ggrin(f): 10:13pm On Jan 19, 2016

SINNZ:
I cover my yansh with the blood of God

ehya e no dy pain person tho lipsrsealed

Re: If Nairaland Was An Estate Which Nairalander Would You Like To Be Your Neighbor? by ggrin(f): 10:14pm On Jan 19, 2016

prettythicksme:
Na u first talk am

talk wetin huh

Shhhhhhhh

Re: If Nairaland Was An Estate Which Nairalander Would You Like To Be Your Neighbor? by ggrin(f): 10:15pm On Jan 19, 2016

SINNZ:
Goodnight!

ika

Re: If Nairaland Was An Estate Which Nairalander Would You Like To Be Your Neighbor? by Nobody: 10:17pm On Jan 19, 2016

ggrin:
:otalk wetin

Shhhhhhhh

Re: If Nairaland Was An Estate Which Nairalander Would You Like To Be Your Neighbor? by Nobody: 10:17pm On Jan 19, 2016

SINNZ:
Na me go live for VVIP section of the estate. Sinaj will be my neighbour by the right while BumBae will be my neighbour by the left. Lezz will live right opp me nd thesonofmark just across the estate. Prettythicksme will be my house help. Nubian113,diddyydiva,naughtynaughty and misspicy are the estate amebor while our official electricity guy will be obiorathesubtle. Dollyjoy is the estate's olosho while the official stripper will be lifeisabitch. Stfuareyougod, kinglekan and naijaboiy will the estate's eligible bachelors that don't wanna get married while sickstars will be the desperate single mom looking for a hubby. Ggrin na the estate transgendered, silverdam is the official faggut, airforce1 is the hood artist that won't blow, joecutie is the estate's woman wrapper, cutehector is the honourable minister for stvpid people in the estate, Decker is the official lawyer, mamagee3 is the estate mad-woman, primeminister is the mayor, iamlegend1 will provide entertainment and ofcourse, saintloveren is the estate's gateman.

#OkBye

Lol

Re: If Nairaland Was An Estate Which Nairalander Would You Like To Be Your Neighbor? by Lezzlie(m): 10:20pm On Jan 19, 2016

SINNZ:
Na me go live for VVIP section of the estate. Sinaj will be my neighbour by the right while BumBae will be my neighbour by the left. Lezz will live right opp me nd thesonofmark just across the estate. Prettythicksme will be my house help. Nubian113,diddyydiva,naughtynaughty and misspicy are the estate amebor while our official electricity guy will be obiorathesubtle. Dollyjoy is the estate's olosho while the official stripper will be lifeisabitch. Stfuareyougod, kinglekan and naijaboiy will the estate's eligible bachelors that don't wanna get married while sickstars will be the desperate single mom looking for a hubby. Ggrin na the estate transgendered, silverdam is the official faggut, airforce1 is the hood artist that won't blow, joecutie is the estate's woman wrapper, cutehector is the honourable minister for stvpid people in the estate, Decker is the official lawyer, mamagee3 is the estate mad-woman, primeminister is the mayor, iamlegend1 will provide entertainment, mrcork will own the cosmetics parlour down the road and ofcourse, saintloveren is the estate's gateman.

#OkBye

description soothes @sicklystars firmly.

Re: If Nairaland Was An Estate Which Nairalander Would You Like To Be Your Neighbor? by Nobody: 10:22pm On Jan 19, 2016

SINNZ:
Na me go live for VVIP section of the estate. Sinaj will be my neighbour by the right while BumBae will be my neighbour by the left. Lezz will live right opp me nd thesonofmark just across the estate. Prettythicksme will be my house help. Nubian113,diddyydiva,naughtynaughty and misspicy are the estate amebor while our official electricity guy will be obiorathesubtle. Dollyjoy is the estate's olosho while the official stripper will be lifeisabitch. Stfuareyougod, kinglekan and naijaboiy will the estate's eligible bachelors that don't wanna get married while sickstars will be the desperate single mom looking for a hubby. Ggrin na the estate transgendered, silverdam is the official faggut, airforce1 is the hood artist that won't blow, joecutie is the estate's woman wrapper, cutehector is the honourable minister for stvpid people in the estate, Decker is the official lawyer, mamagee3 is the estate mad-woman, primeminister is the mayor, iamlegend1 will provide entertainment, mrcork will own the cosmetics parlour down the road and ofcourse, saintloveren is the estate's gateman.

#OkBye

Italain goat looool me am desperate abi?

Na cos of u i go fly dis nyt huh

Re: If Nairaland Was An Estate Which Nairalander Would You Like To Be Your Neighbor? by Nobody: 10:23pm On Jan 19, 2016

Lezzlie:
description soothes @sicklystars firmly.

Smh

Instead of u to defend me

If am desperate its sha not for u tongue

Re: If Nairaland Was An Estate Which Nairalander Would You Like To Be Your Neighbor? by Lezzlie(m): 10:24pm On Jan 19, 2016

sickstars:
Italain goat looool me am desperate abi?

Na cos of u i go fly dis nyt

You're more than desperate, _bitch.

You're a needy, damaged goods worth selling for half the price.

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Re: If Nairaland Was An Estate Which Nairalander Would You Like To Be Your Neighbor? by Nobody: 10:24pm On Jan 19, 2016

adepeter26:
Lol

Very funny looool huh

Re: If Nairaland Was An Estate Which Nairalander Would You Like To Be Your Neighbor? by Lezzlie(m): 10:24pm On Jan 19, 2016

sickstars:
Smh Instead of u to defend me

If am desperate its sha not for u

Do I know you?

Re: If Nairaland Was An Estate Which Nairalander Would You Like To Be Your Neighbor? by Nobody: 10:26pm On Jan 19, 2016

Lezzlie:
You're more than desperate, _bitch.

You're a needy, damaged goods worth selling for half the price.

tank y'all for training me av gotten to d stage words dont move me

If gays nd lesbians can accept who dey are

As a desperado i accept me tongue

Re: If Nairaland Was An Estate Which Nairalander Would You Like To Be Your Neighbor? by Nobody: 10:27pm On Jan 19, 2016

Lezzlie:
Do I know you?

Just goan eat an hungry man is an angry man

By the way wat kind of juice do u want

P*ssy juice or chivita

Re: If Nairaland Was An Estate Which Nairalander Would You Like To Be Your Neighbor? by Lezzlie(m): 10:28pm On Jan 19, 2016

sickstars:
tank y'all for training me av gotten to d stage words dont move me

If gays nd lesbians can accept who dey are

As a desperado i accept me

Thanks for admission. So let's get down to business.

I need a mouth gig, you game?

Re: If Nairaland Was An Estate Which Nairalander Would You Like To Be Your Neighbor? by Nobody: 10:29pm On Jan 19, 2016

Lezzlie:
Thanks for admission. So let's get down to business.

I need a mouth gig, you game?

My dog is game me am soccer

Re: If Nairaland Was An Estate Which Nairalander Would You Like To Be Your Neighbor? by Lezzlie(m): 10:30pm On Jan 19, 2016

sickstars:
Just goan eat an hungry man is an angry man

By the way wat kind of juice do u want

P*ssy juice or chivita

If you're wet enough and show good skills. Maybe I can bathe my diick in your juice

Re: If Nairaland Was An Estate Which Nairalander Would You Like To Be Your Neighbor? by Nobody: 10:31pm On Jan 19, 2016

Lezzlie:
If you're wet enough and show good skills. Maybe I can bathe my diick in your juice

Na m nt wet enough i dont need a p*ussy nigga with less dan nine lives in my life

Re: If Nairaland Was An Estate Which Nairalander Would You Like To Be Your Neighbor? by Lezzlie(m): 10:32pm On Jan 19, 2016

sickstars:
My dog is game me am soccer

Lame, I'm talking about you going on your knee and fill my phallus deep down your gollet. Isn't that what you really wanted?

Re: If Nairaland Was An Estate Which Nairalander Would You Like To Be Your Neighbor? by kaziblake(f): 10:33pm On Jan 19, 2016

Lezzlie:
You're more than desperate, _bitch.

You're a needy, damaged goods worth selling for half the price.

Re: If Nairaland Was An Estate Which Nairalander Would You Like To Be Your Neighbor? by Lezzlie(m): 10:36pm On Jan 19, 2016

sickstars:
Na m nt wet enough i dont need a p*ussy nigga with less dan nine lives in my life

Not wet enough? You frigid or what?

This diick right here will part your pussssy lips apart and stroke your vagina walls till every last garb of frigidity is torn.

Re: If Nairaland Was An Estate Which Nairalander Would You Like To Be Your Neighbor? by Nobody: 10:42pm On Jan 19, 2016

Lezzlie:
Lame, I'm talking about you going on your knee and fill my phallus deep down your gollet. Isn't that what you really wanted?

M not one of ur intimacy gadgets

M human with bloods in her veins

Re: If Nairaland Was An Estate Which Nairalander Would You Like To Be Your Neighbor? by Nobody: 10:42pm On Jan 19, 2016

sickstars:
Very funny looool

Re: If Nairaland Was An Estate Which Nairalander Would You Like To Be Your Neighbor? by kinglekan: 10:42pm On Jan 19, 2016

ggrin:
uncle silivadami nko?

Je ko gba e mu, idi re a gbona.

Re: If Nairaland Was An Estate Which Nairalander Would You Like To Be Your Neighbor? by Nobody: 10:43pm On Jan 19, 2016

Lezzlie:
Not wet enough? You frigid or what?

This diick right here will part your pussssy lips apart and stroke your vagina walls till every last garb of frigidity is torn.

Just cis u sex starved doesnt mean everyone else is get well soon

Re: If Nairaland Was An Estate Which Nairalander Would You Like To Be Your Neighbor? by Nobody: 10:43pm On Jan 19, 2016

Lezzlie:
Not wet enough? You frigid or what?

This diick right here will part your pussssy lips apart and stroke your vagina walls till every last garb of frigidity is torn.

Just cos u sex starved doesnt mean everyone else is get well soon

Re: If Nairaland Was An Estate Which Nairalander Would You Like To Be Your Neighbor? by Lezzlie(m): 10:45pm On Jan 19, 2016

sickstars:
M not one of ur intimacy gadgets

M human with bloods in her veins

I thought u jus said you're frigid. Maybe your blood is cold. U need a body massage and a quick arse-slap to tone you up

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