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its a boring evening and i thought it will be nice to create this thread. u would be surprised to know who is crushing on you,and also get to see how goodlooking he/she is!

oya leggo,upload any pics of your self and dedicate it to your nairaland crush! or your favourite nairalander...
just for fun pls act responsible!

Note: No crushing on ya self!!

i will be dedicating to carolyner and Sinaj

To all my crunches on nl

ipledge10:
To all my crunches on nl

lmao....that ain't or pics and u weren't specific.

To ....

TO....


[size=25pt]QueenValerie[/size]

Rexhenrex:
lmao....that ain't or pics and u weren't specific.

you want make I specify so if I choose Nubian113, QueenValerie should come and kill me or d other way round

space booked

ipledge10:
you want make I specify so if I choose Nubian113, QueenValerie should come and kill me or d other way round

lmao...I hope u would be able to stand the heat from her wrath ??

Tosyne2much

QueenValerie:
Pledge! Yer suppose ta call Nubian only.
I'm just a derailin' buddy.An may I say it's been a bit of fun deralin' ya thread

it's too early to kidnap you...it's sunny today

emmijes3:
Tosyne2much

am nice one got me emotional,but posting a real pics of ya self might go a longway tho #winks...tosyn baba, chum chee chum chin

Always for my nl angel "myfantasies"
any other admirer would have to kill me first

Rexhenrex:
am nice one got me emotional,but posting a real pics of ya self might go a longway tho #winks...tosyn baba, chum chee chum chin

lol op didn't specify though

vault:
Always for my nl angel "myfantasies"

any other admirer would have to kill me first

hahaha...the hustle just got real

vault:
Always for my nl angel "myfantasies"

any other admirer would have to kill me first

Rotfl

Who wants to kill u?

I have no other admirer here

QueenValerie:
You best not,even when it's not .

you know I will...I always kidnap u to look at your face...no harm

EXAMINATION QUESTION PAPER Time: 2Hrs 30MINS INSTRUCTIONS: ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS. ALL QUESTIONS CARRY EQUAL MARKS. 1. You have dated a girl for 2 years, eventually she drops you for another guy. Calculate the percentage of time wasted. (20 marks) 2. You bought a phone for your girlfriend and she gave it to another guy. Using trigonometric identities, derive a general formula for this type of love. (20 marks) 3. (For Boys) You’re dating around 15 girls and every girl is demanding for a Samsung Galaxy and an iPhone 6s (a) Plot a graph of girls against prices of phones. (15marks) (B-) Use your graph to estimate your future poverty (5marks) 4. You are dating other peoples’ sisters yet you don’t want to see any guy with your sister. Calculate the Percentage Error in your Thinking Capacity. (20 marks) 5. You are a civil servant, your wife is a petty trader, your combined household income is less than 350k. Your daughter who is awaiting UME result is using iPhone 6s and Samsung Galaxy both worth 350k. Calculate the Percentage of your Parental Negligence. (20 marks) 6. (For girls) You’re a girl and you have dated 20 guys with hard labour, use the law of diminishing Return to calculate the substance that will be left for your husband to enjoy. (20 marks) 7. You can’t give your wife 1k for a pot of soup, but you spend over 10k in bars and restaurant. Calculate the radius of your ‘stupidity’, take π=3.142(20 marks)

Rexhenrex:
hahaha...the hustle just got real

yea...... it did

To Adanna28...sometimes words cannot sufficiently express how we feel. I care.

Me being pulled away from my emotions when she is online.

blublahd:
Me being pulled away from my emotions when she is online.

falls from cashew tree...

to all our gallant soldiers in the battle front.

dukeolumde:
To Adanna28...sometimes words cannot sufficiently express how we feel. I care.

that's what am talking about! hope she reciprocates lovely!

myfantasies:
Rotfl
Who wants to kill u?
I have no other admirer here

they better not be, cos am currently holding a Sniper riffle

Laveda:
My favourite Nairalander isn't a male
I'll pass

hmm...what abt a crush I won't believed if u say no, because there are Zillions of good looking guys here!

Laveda:
My favourite Nairalander isn't a male
I'll pass

hmm...what abt a crush I won't believed if u say no, because there are Zillions of good looking guys here! so spill it out