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Since it's #throwbackthursday, I have been thinking those games I played n moves I made just 2 get laid... I had my uni education in the north so there are few things that are the trend back in those days which are that; you must know hw to speak hausa to 2 nack malo(fulani) chiq, have a ride 4 easy nacking, native dresses improves ur chances of nacking varieties of chiqz bt hey here is what I did 2 get laid

1. I had 2 learn lttle bit of fulani n sow only white natives(am Igbo tho).

2. Target a sweet chiq in a maths lecture, sit close to her and solve examples b4 d lecturer, 4rm there she'll fix AP with u n hey trust me.

3. Join her fellowship, even join SU, Bible society, whatever weird group she's on n appear spirited.. D rest is history.

4 early morning Jogging is also a 9yc place 2 catch wanna. B models n ladies dat wants 2 b in shape... Did dat a lot and got laid so many tyms... Remember dis chiq I use 2 jog with... I worked her 2 her breaking point n took her 2 a slab 2 rest n d rest was....

5. Night class reading mate shiit ... Countless reading mate countless nacking...

6. I remember joing an entertainment group bt I don't know hw to dance or sing just 2 score 1 babe in 100l... Damnn that chiq fine.

D dumbest thing I did was dressing lik a mallam 4 1month js 2 nail that malo chiq... I didn't say I did o... Lollz

Bt remember if I had enuf money, I won't have gone 2ru all these stress

Ppl lik me what's ur story...

Congratulations.

What i did back then was to configure phones for people...and trust them girls...Alot were willing to give me fura de nunu as long as they can facebook via free browsing

Emypresh:
What i did back then was to configure phones for people...and trust them girls...Alot were willing to give me fura de nunu as long as they can facebook via free browsing

trust chiqz and phones nw... U must had had the time of ur life mehn

Emypresh:
What i did back then was to configure phones for people...and trust them girls...Alot were willing to give me fura de nunu as long as they can facebook via free browsing

trust chiqz and phones nw... U must have had the time of ur life mehn

OP, with what you've typed above, it is somehow possible that you've got laid close to about 30 times? Right? Okay! Congratulations.

hmmm only you??,oga no vex oo,but wetin been be ur CGPA

OP pls come for your medal.

RexKex:
OP, with what you've typed above, it is somehow possible that you've got laid close to about 30 times? Right? Okay! Congratulations.

given ur signature I'd say I lik clubs where all d women walking naked

faith551:
hmmm only you??,oga no vex oo,but wetin been be ur CGPA

4.49

SENSELESS thread,op Pls download the RECEIVE SENSE on ur phone

SENSELESS thread,op Pls download the RECEIVE SENSE on ur phone.

cruzita:
OP pls come for your medal.

E pain am

Bhella5:
E pain am

yes well well.oya go sleep

stzy:
4.49

since no one is here to attest to it,i will be forced to believe, but majority of play boys are not smart when it comes to academics.

congratulations
most useful parts of your life has been wasted on toto and its pursuit

faith551:
since no one is here to attest to it,i will be forced to believe, but majority of play boys are not smart when it comes to academics.

mayb u want 2 see my referee report 4rm my HOD well. Dat wuld b done privately bt u. Idea dat playboiz are ntacademically smart is wrong... My bestfriend graduated with 4.61 has scores of chiqz even 2 d extent of having 3some... Lolzz