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Hilarious Things Guys Do In School To Get Laid by stzy(m): 4:08pm On Jan 28, 2016 |
Since it's #throwbackthursday, I have been thinking those games I played n moves I made just 2 get laid... I had my uni education in the north so there are few things that are the trend back in those days which are that; you must know hw to speak hausa to 2 nack malo(fulani) chiq, have a ride 4 easy nacking, native dresses improves ur chances of nacking varieties of chiqz bt hey here is what I did 2 get laid 1. I had 2 learn lttle bit of fulani n sow only white natives(am Igbo tho). 2. Target a sweet chiq in a maths lecture, sit close to her and solve examples b4 d lecturer, 4rm there she'll fix AP with u n hey trust me. 3. Join her fellowship, even join SU, Bible society, whatever weird group she's on n appear spirited.. D rest is history. 4 early morning Jogging is also a 9yc place 2 catch wanna. B models n ladies dat wants 2 b in shape... Did dat a lot and got laid so many tyms... Remember dis chiq I use 2 jog with... I worked her 2 her breaking point n took her 2 a slab 2 rest n d rest was.... 5. Night class reading mate shiit ... Countless reading mate countless nacking... 6. I remember joing an entertainment group bt I don't know hw to dance or sing just 2 score 1 babe in 100l... Damnn that chiq fine. D dumbest thing I did was dressing lik a mallam 4 1month js 2 nail that malo chiq... I didn't say I did o... Lollz Bt remember if I had enuf money, I won't have gone 2ru all these stress Ppl lik me what's ur story... 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Hilarious Things Guys Do In School To Get Laid by Oluwasaeon(m): 4:12pm On Jan 28, 2016 |
Congratulations. 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious Things Guys Do In School To Get Laid by Emypresh(m): 4:18pm On Jan 28, 2016 |
What i did back then was to configure phones for people...and trust them girls...Alot were willing to give me fura de nunu as long as they can facebook via free browsing 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious Things Guys Do In School To Get Laid by stzy(m): 5:24pm On Jan 28, 2016 |
Emypresh:trust chiqz and phones nw... U must had had the time of ur life mehn |
Re: Hilarious Things Guys Do In School To Get Laid by stzy(m): 5:25pm On Jan 28, 2016 |
Emypresh:trust chiqz and phones nw... U must have had the time of ur life mehn |
Re: Hilarious Things Guys Do In School To Get Laid by Nobody: 5:29pm On Jan 28, 2016 |
OP, with what you've typed above, it is somehow possible that you've got laid close to about 30 times? Right? Okay! Congratulations. |
Re: Hilarious Things Guys Do In School To Get Laid by faith551(m): 5:35pm On Jan 28, 2016 |
hmmm only you??,oga no vex oo,but wetin been be ur CGPA |
Re: Hilarious Things Guys Do In School To Get Laid by cruzita(f): 5:45pm On Jan 28, 2016 |
OP pls come for your medal. |
Re: Hilarious Things Guys Do In School To Get Laid by Chimaritoponcho: 5:48pm On Jan 28, 2016 |
Dear op if only you can on ur xender and open ur wifi,you might be a able to receive sense from somewhere 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious Things Guys Do In School To Get Laid by stzy(m): 9:30pm On Jan 28, 2016 |
RexKex:given ur signature I'd say I lik clubs where all d women walking naked |
Re: Hilarious Things Guys Do In School To Get Laid by stzy(m): 9:32pm On Jan 28, 2016 |
faith551:4.49 |
Re: Hilarious Things Guys Do In School To Get Laid by calculator123(m): 9:41pm On Jan 28, 2016 |
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Re: Hilarious Things Guys Do In School To Get Laid by calculator123(m): 9:43pm On Jan 28, 2016 |
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Re: Hilarious Things Guys Do In School To Get Laid by Bhella5(m): 10:05pm On Jan 28, 2016 |
cruzita:E pain am |
Re: Hilarious Things Guys Do In School To Get Laid by cruzita(f): 10:07pm On Jan 28, 2016 |
Bhella5:yes well well.oya go sleep |
Re: Hilarious Things Guys Do In School To Get Laid by faith551(m): 10:27pm On Jan 31, 2016 |
stzy: since no one is here to attest to it,i will be forced to believe, but majority of play boys are not smart when it comes to academics. |
Re: Hilarious Things Guys Do In School To Get Laid by theunnamed: 11:39pm On Jan 31, 2016 |
congratulations most useful parts of your life has been wasted on toto and its pursuit |
Re: Hilarious Things Guys Do In School To Get Laid by stzy(m): 8:24am On Feb 01, 2016 |
faith551:mayb u want 2 see my referee report 4rm my HOD well. Dat wuld b done privately bt u. Idea dat playboiz are ntacademically smart is wrong... My bestfriend graduated with 4.61 has scores of chiqz even 2 d extent of having 3some... Lolzz |
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