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Re: Counter Thread: Types Of D.i.c.k by Smartguy001(m): 12:57pm On Jan 29, 2016
HateU2:
Ur moniker is an irony. U get it undecided
Try get small sense nah... grin
Re: Counter Thread: Types Of D.i.c.k by AreaFada2: 1:00pm On Jan 29, 2016
misspicy:
lol grin

describe yours tongue
Well, a mere description will cause a grown woman convulsion. So I better not. tongue shocked
Re: Counter Thread: Types Of D.i.c.k by lovely17(m): 2:21pm On Jan 29, 2016
HateU2:
Baby, when I was in schl, I don't joke with assignments. Do u tink it's easy to study English undecided
Awwwww *faints* she called me baby embarassed
Re: Counter Thread: Types Of D.i.c.k by Nobody: 3:18pm On Jan 29, 2016
lovely17:
Awwwww *faints* she called me baby embarassed
Baby, wake up nah. Are u okay undecided
Re: Counter Thread: Types Of D.i.c.k by Nobody: 4:40pm On Jan 29, 2016
HateU2:
Guys, oya come and pick yours grin grin grin.
Let us know the one God endowed you with grin. Make una no lie ooo.
why is everything about u so fake?
Re: Counter Thread: Types Of D.i.c.k by HaneefahRN(f): 4:52pm On Jan 29, 2016
Tedassie:
You,the Op&others of ur kind should have an answer to that sef

*strolls away*
Lolz, *draws him back*, others of wc kind o? Whatever u're thinking I'm innocent.
Re: Counter Thread: Types Of D.i.c.k by Nobody: 5:10pm On Jan 29, 2016
MrKontrovErsy:
why is everything about u so fake?
Who d fu3k is dis undecided undecided
U mean u can't see urs there and u ar transferring ur aggression on me undecided undecided
When coming 2 dis world next tym, choose a better one.
Will u park well now and lemme see d next person undecided
Re: Counter Thread: Types Of D.i.c.k by lovely17(m): 5:24pm On Jan 29, 2016
HateU2:
Baby, wake up nah. Are u okay undecided
she called me baby twice *collapses*
Re: Counter Thread: Types Of D.i.c.k by tonygee88(m): 5:29pm On Jan 29, 2016
HateU2:
Who d fu3k is dis undecided undecided
U mean u can't see urs there and u ar transferring ur aggression on me undecided undecided
When coming 2 dis world next tym, choose a better one.
Will u park well now and lemme see d next person undecided
diedie
Re: Counter Thread: Types Of D.i.c.k by Julietcutie(f): 6:35pm On Jan 29, 2016
Hmm most of em look ugly na...how can someone have some type of d **** am seeing sad
Re: Counter Thread: Types Of D.i.c.k by Tedassie(m): 7:45pm On Jan 29, 2016
HaneefahRN:
Lolz, *draws him back*, others of wc kind o? Whatever u're thinking I'm innocent.
goodt-girl-in-person-badt-girl-on-cyberspace kind o

Lol,you don dey fear,bah. No do make i confess you nw o
Re: Counter Thread: Types Of D.i.c.k by Nobody: 7:49pm On Jan 29, 2016
lovely17:
she called me baby twice *collapses*
Hope u no land 4 hospital abi u be Abiku ni undecided
Re: Counter Thread: Types Of D.i.c.k by Nobody: 7:49pm On Jan 29, 2016
tonygee88:
diedie
Yes boss.
Re: Counter Thread: Types Of D.i.c.k by Tedassie(m): 7:50pm On Jan 29, 2016
Julietcutie:
Hmm most of em look ugly na...how can someone have some type of d **** am seeing sad
Lmao...so you actually fell for doz Salami sausages? o my goyz

The Pen-is mightier than the sausage
Re: Counter Thread: Types Of D.i.c.k by Nobody: 7:50pm On Jan 29, 2016
Julietcutie:
Hmm most of em look ugly na...how can someone have some type of d **** am seeing sad
dey are denying it now o
Re: Counter Thread: Types Of D.i.c.k by kingsmok(m): 8:34pm On Jan 29, 2016
HateU2:
Guys, oya come and pick yours grin grin grin.
Let us know the one God endowed you with grin. Make una no lie ooo.
no 1 all of dem na premature
Re: Counter Thread: Types Of D.i.c.k by HaneefahRN(f): 10:06pm On Jan 29, 2016
Tedassie:
goodt-girl-in-person-badt-girl-on-cyberspace kind o

Lol,you don dey fear,bah. No do make i confess you nw o
Lolz. No o, I'm nt part of dem o. #Team gud girl online and offline cheesy. But talking abt dicks doesn't make me a badt gal nau. And some of those dicks look so weird, esp tht no 1, it looks like a drilling machine
Re: Counter Thread: Types Of D.i.c.k by Nobody: 10:21pm On Jan 29, 2016
HateU2:
Guys, oya come and pick yours grin grin grin.
Let us know the one God endowed you with grin. Make una no lie ooo.
are those thngs dick?
Re: Counter Thread: Types Of D.i.c.k by Tedassie(m): 11:08pm On Jan 29, 2016
HaneefahRN:
Lolz. No o, I'm nt part of dem o. #Team gud girl online and offline cheesy. But talking abt dicks doesn't make me a badt gal nau. And some of those dicks look so weird, esp tht no 1, it looks like a drilling machine
HaneefahRN:
Lolz. No o, I'm nt part of dem o. #Team gud girl online and offline cheesy. But talking abt dicks doesn't make me a badt gal nau. And some of those dicks look so weird, esp tht no 1, it looks like a drilling machine
Sure,talking or making loose ref' 'bout the male genitals in a blogosphere (oftn made up of conservatives among other grpz of ppl),aint "bad"(according to you)...Buh i think Risque is actually da word for ur action&others wink #Notjudgingjstsaying#

Lol@ drilling machine, call it da "biological drilling machine" if u will,hehehe....Now for you to be that accurate in discerning what a "normal" dick looks like from a "weird-looking" one (and going further to detail the semblance of one of the "weird" one to a human machine) convinces me beyond a reasonable doubt you've most probablycheesy,more-often-than-not,cheesycheesy been doing some uhm...PIPE-JACKING(thus contravening ur earlier stance of a "good girl"(according to Tedassiean standards) grin


*Tell me i haven't CONFESSED you now* :p
#FadaConfessor
Re: Counter Thread: Types Of D.i.c.k by Nobody: 11:25pm On Jan 29, 2016
HateU2:
Who d fu3k is dis undecided undecided
U mean u can't see urs there and u ar transferring ur aggression on me undecided undecided
When coming 2 dis world next tym, choose a better one.
Will u park well now and lemme see d next person undecided
hahaha fake ass b*!!*&*.... i can see dat u fantasizing abt my cute joystik grin
yea myn is so uniquely shaped dat u dont see it anyhow and when it handles dat ur fake ass ull learn how to behave in a hardway
u so fake and u know it. who do u wanna deceive now?.
Re: Counter Thread: Types Of D.i.c.k by Nobody: 11:30pm On Jan 29, 2016
MrKontrovErsy:
fake ass bia*** u better behave urself.
u so fake and u know it. who do wanna deceive
hehehehe
**sighs** something is wrong somewhere.
Cruzita, can u help dis guy huh
I don't have his meds with me
Re: Counter Thread: Types Of D.i.c.k by Nobody: 11:32pm On Jan 29, 2016
HateU2:
hehehehe
**sighs** something is wrong somewhere.
Cruzita, can u help dis guy huh
I don't have his meds with me
fake ass b**.. fantasizing on my di**
Re: Counter Thread: Types Of D.i.c.k by cruzita(f): 11:39pm On Jan 29, 2016
HateU2:
hehehehe
**sighs** something is wrong somewhere.
Cruzita, can u help dis guy huh
I don't have his meds with me
who come dey attack you like this so tey u dey find help?but don't worry CAT WOMAN IS HERE *carries stick*who is that motherfurka
Re: Counter Thread: Types Of D.i.c.k by lovely17(m): 11:44pm On Jan 29, 2016
HateU2:
Hope u no land 4 hospital abi u be Abiku ni undecided
Ah ahn Abiku keh no oh Am Hale and hearty, so where did we stop before i passed out
Re: Counter Thread: Types Of D.i.c.k by kalu01(m): 11:53pm On Jan 29, 2016
bunch of kulikuli this are not joysticks.
Re: Counter Thread: Types Of D.i.c.k by Julietcutie(f): 6:08am On Jan 30, 2016
Tedassie:
Lmao...so you actually fell for doz Salami sausages? o my goyz
The Pen-is mightier than the sausage
lol
Re: Counter Thread: Types Of D.i.c.k by Julietcutie(f): 6:09am On Jan 30, 2016
HateU2:
dey are denying it now o
lol but some look weird
Re: Counter Thread: Types Of D.i.c.k by HaneefahRN(f): 7:32am On Jan 30, 2016
Tedassie:
Sure,talking or making loose ref' 'bout the male genitals in a blogosphere (oftn made up of conservatives among other grpz of ppl),aint "bad"(according to you)...Buh i think Risque is actually da word for ur action&others wink #Notjudgingjstsaying#

Lol@ drilling machine, call it da "biological drilling machine" if u will,hehehe....Now for you to be that accurate in discerning what a "normal" dick looks like from a "weird-looking" one (and going further to detail the semblance of one of the "weird" one to a human machine) convinces me beyond a reasonable doubt you've most probablycheesy,more-often-than-not,cheesycheesy been doing some uhm...PIPE-JACKING(thus contravening ur earlier stance of a "good girl"(according to Tedassiean standards) grin


*Tell me i haven't CONFESSED you now* :p
#FadaConfessor
Lolz, maybe. Hope u weren't too shocked?

It's true nw, tht is what I can relate it wt. Pipe-jacking ke, my mama no teach me tht one o. Believe me I'm as innocent as they come. Is being a nurse enof excuse in my defence?

Fadaconfessor ko, mesef na motherconfessor so u can't confess me, sowie
Re: Counter Thread: Types Of D.i.c.k by Nobody: 7:46am On Jan 30, 2016
macino1:
Mine is not on the pictures, more pics download needed.


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hahahahaha believe that at your own risk bro, thats a big azz lie. The wet pink walls of candyland needs a lot of rhythmical and effective scratching abi thrusting bro, i hope you know the puna feels like the heart when the it cant cant "trust".
Re: Counter Thread: Types Of D.i.c.k by Tedassie(m): 8:55am On Jan 30, 2016
HaneefahRN:
Lolz, maybe. Hope u weren't too shocked?

It's true nw, tht is what I can relate it wt. Pipe-jacking ke, my mama no teach me tht one o. Believe me I'm as innocent as they come. Is being a nurse enof excuse in my defence?

Fadaconfessor ko, mesef na motherconfessor so u can't confess me, sowie
Nothing to be shocked about,it only piqued my interest that someone of ur religious inclination #Notstereotyping# (merely observing frm ur dp,i don't need to be told u're an Al-muslimah;who by virtue of ur *indoctrination*(lack of a better word) would've been bridled in this sort of chitchat...(Anyway that one is a talk for another day)

A Nurse hunh?....well,there are Nurses and there are N.U.R.S.E.S,so which of dem are you¿ wink
(but I think i'll let you off da hook on this one though)
i was jst teasing about that "Pipe jacking" ish cheesy
**Pardon me if i'm taking my teasing too far o e ma binu**
Have a great weekend
Re: Counter Thread: Types Of D.i.c.k by Nobody: 9:30am On Jan 30, 2016
MrKontrovErsy:
fake ass b**.. fantasizing on my di**
I will let that pass. U mean ur di3k d size of d cover of a pen undecided undecided
I reject it
Re: Counter Thread: Types Of D.i.c.k by HaneefahRN(f): 9:39am On Jan 30, 2016
Tedassie:
Nothing to be shocked about,it only piqued my interest that someone of ur religious inclination #Notstereotyping# (merely observing frm ur dp,i don't need to be told u're an Al-muslimah;who by virtue of ur *indoctrination*(lack of a better word) would've been bridled in this sort of chitchat...(Anyway that one is a talk for another day)

A Nurse hunh?....well,there are Nurses and there are N.U.R.S.E.S,so which of dem are you¿ wink
(but I think i'll let you off da hook on this one though)
i was jst teasing about that "Pipe jacking" ish cheesy
**Pardon me if i'm taking my teasing too far o e ma binu**
Have a great weekend
Lolz, I guessed as much. Yh, I'm obviously a muslimah, so what? Just joking around ni. I dnt even knw what is in the pix OP posted (cleaning the lie from my mouth).

Hmmm, wc category do u think I fall in? Nt sure I understand wht both entails, so expantiate.

Yh, I knew u were teasing.

No p, mi o bonu, I'm just having fun, I'm weird tht way (or maybe nt).

Av a great weekend too. Ciao
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