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Iffffffy:
Why not ask ur mum how she feels when ur dad dosnt eat her food? Sillly question

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Bae abeeg no vez na...

itokam:
What iss the meaning of "epic" pls?

You can ask naira land, but you can't ask google! Why did sense depart frm thy?

Lmao!





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vizkiz:
[b]no wonder why tope use to get angry whenever I don't eat her food.

Now I understand why this happened last year!

Tope: Baby, can you come over I made dinner

Me: not tonight baby, I am out with friends maybe tomorrow

Tope : do you know how much time I spent in the kitchen cooking this for you, I made your favorite just because I want to treat you right and make you happy tonight but what did I get for that? Rejection(crying)

Me: oh baby, I am so sorry I said no, I am coming

*************
After eating semo and vegetable soup that taste funny and strange......

Tope: baby, have you been paid your salary for November?

Me: (I wanted to say no, but I end up saying) Yes baby, in fact I was just about to tell you that

Tope: baby, I need a new phone and I want to buy a bag I saw with Cynthia yesterday. In fact you need to see that bag

Me: (I wanted to tell her I need to pay up for my apartment and get blocks for my building project, but I said) Alright baby, how much do you need?

Tope : just 70k baby, you know I love you (she gives me a refreshing and talented kiss)

Me: (I really want to get mad at her and take my leave But what came out of my mouth was) Hehehehehe..... Oh baby, I love you too
you are an angel to me, I promise to bring the money first thing tomorrow Or do you need my atm card so you can withdraw it yourself?

Thank you Lord for revealing this to me...I go kill this girl today!!!! But let me first finish this amala and ewedu she prepared for me tonight. [/b]

whalahi your foolishness na high frequency he dey. Lol..

Men also get pissed if their food is not eaten by the lady they cooked it for.
It's human nature.

holaralph:
Oluwa gbami oooo maje kin je ogo mi mo ounje awon obirin ton fi ogun si ounje........ Oluwa gbami, gbami gbami gbamiiiiiIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ( in MFM VOICE) in Jesus Name I pray Amen

lmao!!!!!

sexylogan:
Some girls can't even boil ordinary egg without burning it

Bro, you have gone too far; some cannot even boil water without burning it

The question is silly and the answer is appropriate for it. You don't epect me after sweating it out in the kitchen and you tell. You aint eating again.

That reply was made in a sarcastic way.

The girl knew that most guys avoid eating their girlfriends' food to avoid being charmed.

My advice to guys: if you don't feel spiritually comfortable with any girl, stop dating her.

No need of being with a girl your heart does not trust.

vizkiz:
[b]no wonder why tope use to get angry whenever I don't eat her food.

Now I understand why this happened last year!

Tope: Baby, can you come over I made dinner

Me: not tonight baby, I am out with friends maybe tomorrow

Tope : do you know how much time I spent in the kitchen cooking this for you, I made your favorite just because I want to treat you right and make you happy tonight but what did I get for that? Rejection(crying)

Me: oh baby, I am so sorry I said no, I am coming

*************
After eating semo and vegetable soup that taste funny and strange......

Tope: baby, have you been paid your salary for November?

Me: (I wanted to say no, but I end up saying) Yes baby, in fact I was just about to tell you that

Tope: baby, I need a new phone and I want to buy a bag I saw with Cynthia yesterday. In fact you need to see that bag

Me: (I wanted to tell her I need to pay up for my apartment and get blocks for my building project, but I said) Alright baby, how much do you need?

Tope : just 70k baby, you know I love you (she gives me a refreshing and talented kiss)

Me: (I really want to get mad at her and take my leave But what came out of my mouth was) Hehehehehe..... Oh baby, I love you too
you are an angel to me, I promise to bring the money first thing tomorrow Or do you need my atm card so you can withdraw it yourself?

Thank you Lord for revealing this to me...I go kill this girl today!!!! But let me first finish this amala and ewedu she prepared for me tonight. [/b]

This man needs deliverance.

Mykel4God:
Lmao http://www.lailasblog.com/2016/01/guy-gets-epic-reply-after-asking-why.html?m=1

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vizkiz:
[b]no wonder why tope use to get angry whenever I don't eat her food.

Now I understand why this happened last year!

Tope: Baby, can you come over I made dinner

Me: not tonight baby, I am out with friends maybe tomorrow

Tope : do you know how much time I spent in the kitchen cooking this for you, I made your favorite just because I want to treat you right and make you happy tonight but what did I get for that? Rejection(crying)

Me: oh baby, I am so sorry I said no, I am coming

*************
After eating semo and vegetable soup that taste funny and strange......

Tope: baby, have you been paid your salary for November?

Me: (I wanted to say no, but I end up saying) Yes baby, in fact I was just about to tell you that

Tope: baby, I need a new phone and I want to buy a bag I saw with Cynthia yesterday. In fact you need to see that bag

Me: (I wanted to tell her I need to pay up for my apartment and get blocks for my building project, but I said) Alright baby, how much do you need?

Tope : just 70k baby, you know I love you (she gives me a refreshing and talented kiss)

Me: (I really want to get mad at her and take my leave But what came out of my mouth was) Hehehehehe..... Oh baby, I love you too
you are an angel to me, I promise to bring the money first thing tomorrow Or do you need my atm card so you can withdraw it yourself?

Thank you Lord for revealing this to me...I go kill this girl today!!!! But let me first finish this amala and ewedu she prepared for me tonight. [/b]

My brother dat amala and ewedu na loss of memory and mumu key..
So no just bother yaursef

Atmmachine:
Fear women

After GOD, fear them oo

My papa told me soo

As long as I love her, I will not mind eating her juju everyday.

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Ogun reeeeee ooooo na JUJU

itokam:
What iss the meaning of "epic" pls?

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Don't mind some Naija people, they are just so easily impressed. To make it worse, some just throw the word 'epic' around like its a new word they just discovered from the dictionary.

gentlesoul196:
What is epic able the reply?

Bros, abi o. It was a smart and witty retort but trust Nigerians to blow things out of proportion.

If there was anything on this thread that was even close to epic in this thread, it would have to be vizkiz comment (the one with the blue font).

Iffffffy:
Why not ask ur mum how she feels when ur dad dosnt eat her food? Sillly question

Omo ti o leko (Woman without home training)

vizkiz:
[b]no wonder why tope use to get angry whenever I don't eat her food.

Now I understand why this happened last year!

Tope: Baby, can you come over I made dinner

Me: not tonight baby, I am out with friends maybe tomorrow

Tope : do you know how much time I spent in the kitchen cooking this for you, I made your favorite just because I want to treat you right and make you happy tonight but what did I get for that? Rejection(crying)

Me: oh baby, I am so sorry I said no, I am coming

*************
After eating semo and vegetable soup that taste funny and strange......

Tope: baby, have you been paid your salary for November?

Me: (I wanted to say no, but I end up saying) Yes baby, in fact I was just about to tell you that

Tope: baby, I need a new phone and I want to buy a bag I saw with Cynthia yesterday. In fact you need to see that bag

Me: (I wanted to tell her I need to pay up for my apartment and get blocks for my building project, but I said) Alright baby, how much do you need?

Tope : just 70k baby, you know I love you (she gives me a refreshing and talented kiss)

Me: (I really want to get mad at her and take my leave But what came out of my mouth was) Hehehehehe..... Oh baby, I love you too
you are an angel to me, I promise to bring the money first thing tomorrow Or do you need my atm card so you can withdraw it yourself?

Thank you Lord for revealing this to me...I go kill this girl today!!!! But let me first finish this amala and ewedu she prepared for me tonight. [/b]

Hehehe you fabricated this story to make women look bad. God's watching you in 3D.

[color=#990000][/color] this life is wicked o. ok let me tell my pastor.

vizkiz:
[b]no wonder why tope use to get angry whenever I don't eat her food.

Now I understand why this happened last year!

Tope: Baby, can you come over I made dinner

Me: not tonight baby, I am out with friends maybe tomorrow

Tope : do you know how much time I spent in the kitchen cooking this for you, I made your favorite just because I want to treat you right and make you happy tonight but what did I get for that? Rejection(crying)

Me: oh baby, I am so sorry I said no, I am coming

*************
After eating semo and vegetable soup that taste funny and strange......

Tope: baby, have you been paid your salary for November?

Me: (I wanted to say no, but I end up saying) Yes baby, in fact I was just about to tell you that

Tope: baby, I need a new phone and I want to buy a bag I saw with Cynthia yesterday. In fact you need to see that bag

Me: (I wanted to tell her I need to pay up for my apartment and get blocks for my building project, but I said) Alright baby, how much do you need?

Tope : just 70k baby, you know I love you (she gives me a refreshing and talented kiss)

Me: (I really want to get mad at her and take my leave But what came out of my mouth was) Hehehehehe..... Oh baby, I love you too
you are an angel to me, I promise to bring the money first thing tomorrow Or do you need my atm card so you can withdraw it yourself?

Thank you Lord for revealing this to me...I go kill this girl today!!!! But let me first finish this amala and ewedu she prepared for me tonight. [/b]

Dude ucrazy

ehnnn e hennnmh no wonder.

So na so NL don expose ijioma abi?....chai


So Na that banga soup and egusi soup i de chop na im make me dey over spend money every friday abi?

No problem...anticipating next friday
Everyday 4 bed bug one day 4 raid.

Juju just doesn't work on me..

egbonnla:
As long as I love her, I will not mind eating her juju everyday.

Na im be say ur life don finish be dat

the topic should be why does naija ladies get angry when u dont eat their foods

vizkiz:
[b]no wonder why tope use to get angry whenever I don't eat her food.

Now I understand why this happened last year!

Tope: Baby, can you come over I made dinner

Me: not tonight baby, I am out with friends maybe tomorrow

Tope : do you know how much time I spent in the kitchen cooking this for you, I made your favorite just because I want to treat you right and make you happy tonight but what did I get for that? Rejection(crying)

Me: oh baby, I am so sorry I said no, I am coming

*************
After eating semo and vegetable soup that taste funny and strange......

Tope: baby, have you been paid your salary for November?

Me: (I wanted to say no, but I end up saying) Yes baby, in fact I was just about to tell you that

Tope: baby, I need a new phone and I want to buy a bag I saw with Cynthia yesterday. In fact you need to see that bag

Me: (I wanted to tell her I need to pay up for my apartment and get blocks for my building project, but I said) Alright baby, how much do you need?

Tope : just 70k baby, you know I love you (she gives me a refreshing and talented kiss)

Me: (I really want to get mad at her and take my leave But what came out of my mouth was) Hehehehehe..... Oh baby, I love you too
you are an angel to me, I promise to bring the money first thing tomorrow Or do you need my atm card so you can withdraw it yourself?

Thank you Lord for revealing this to me...I go kill this girl today!!!! But let me first finish this amala and ewedu she prepared for me tonight. [/b]

Ode! You don enter one chance!

Watch this video and tell me if it's scientific or juju.

http://blogngnews..com.ng/2016/01/evil-tree-unbelievable-happened-when.html

vizkiz:
[b]no wonder why tope use to get angry whenever I don't eat her food.

Now I understand why this happened last year!

Tope: Baby, can you come over I made dinner

Me: not tonight baby, I am out with friends maybe tomorrow

Tope : do you know how much time I spent in the kitchen cooking this for you, I made your favorite just because I want to treat you right and make you happy tonight but what did I get for that? Rejection(crying)

Me: oh baby, I am so sorry I said no, I am coming

*************
After eating semo and vegetable soup that taste funny and strange......

Tope: baby, have you been paid your salary for November?

Me: (I wanted to say no, but I end up saying) Yes baby, in fact I was just about to tell you that

Tope: baby, I need a new phone and I want to buy a bag I saw with Cynthia yesterday. In fact you need to see that bag

Me: (I wanted to tell her I need to pay up for my apartment and get blocks for my building project, but I said) Alright baby, how much do you need?

Tope : just 70k baby, you know I love you (she gives me a refreshing and talented kiss)

Me: (I really want to get mad at her and take my leave But what came out of my mouth was) Hehehehehe..... Oh baby, I love you too
you are an angel to me, I promise to bring the money first thing tomorrow Or do you need my atm card so you can withdraw it yourself?

Thank you Lord for revealing this to me...I go kill this girl today!!!! But let me first finish this amala and ewedu she prepared for me tonight. [/b]

you are more epic

itokam:
What iss the meaning of "epic" pls?

"Epic" as used in this context is an INTERNET SLANG, which means Extremely Awesome.

Google can also be of help. Happy Sunday

vizkiz:
[b]no wonder why tope use to get angry whenever I don't eat her food.

Now I understand why this happened last year!

Tope: Baby, can you come over I made dinner

Me: not tonight baby, I am out with friends maybe tomorrow

Tope : do you know how much time I spent in the kitchen cooking this for you, I made your favorite just because I want to treat you right and make you happy tonight but what did I get for that? Rejection(crying)

Me: oh baby, I am so sorry I said no, I am coming

*************
After eating semo and vegetable soup that taste funny and strange......

Tope: baby, have you been paid your salary for November?

Me: (I wanted to say no, but I end up saying) Yes baby, in fact I was just about to tell you that

Tope: baby, I need a new phone and I want to buy a bag I saw with Cynthia yesterday. In fact you need to see that bag

Me: (I wanted to tell her I need to pay up for my apartment and get blocks for my building project, but I said) Alright baby, how much do you need?

Tope : just 70k baby, you know I love you (she gives me a refreshing and talented kiss)

Me: (I really want to get mad at her and take my leave But what came out of my mouth was) Hehehehehe..... Oh baby, I love you too
you are an angel to me, I promise to bring the money first thing tomorrow Or do you need my atm card so you can withdraw it yourself?

Thank you Lord for revealing this to me...I go kill this girl today!!!! But let me first finish this amala and ewedu she prepared for me tonight. [/b]

man, this might not be true..but wht you wrote here has happened to me.. i actually gave her my salary.. i was just saying 'no problem. no problem