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Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by Lero15(m): 2:40pm On Feb 06, 2016
beau49:
Freedom of speech.....
Freedom of expression......
Freedom of spelling....... tongue



And I refuse to accept it....... angry angry
Chai. This love is strong o undecided
Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by Nobody: 2:47pm On Feb 06, 2016
AlexCk:
The "k" family. wink wink grin
My family have "K" leg? shocked it's over!!! angry
Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by mtor: 2:51pm On Feb 06, 2016
beau49:
Don't lol oand don't give me any of these excuses.


Where are you taking me to on Val day. angry tongue
*coughs*
Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by AlexCk: 3:26pm On Feb 06, 2016
Nubian113:
My family have "K" leg? shocked it's over!!! angry
Aaahhh!!, no na..
It's not over until i say it is.
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.
.

.
Its Over!!! grin grin
Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by Nobody:
AlexCk:
Aaahhh!!, no na..
It's not over until i say it is.
.
.
.

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Its Over!!! grin grin
undecided you wannk Dick-tate to me angry



self-service shocked I meant wanna embarassed grin




Its over!!! grin
Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by AlexCk: 4:30pm On Feb 06, 2016
Nubian113:
undecided you wannk Dick-tate to me angry








Its over!!! grin
For using the word "dick", specially wen u dont hv one. tongue tongue

Its OVER!!!!

grin grin
Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by beau49: 4:55pm On Feb 06, 2016
mtor:
*coughs*
Gives him cough syrup.


Pele dear grin
Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by beau49: 4:56pm On Feb 06, 2016
Lero15:
Chai. This love is strong o undecided
Yelz....it is true love tongue tongue
Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by mtor: 5:28pm On Feb 06, 2016
beau49:
Gives him cough syrup.


Pele dear grin
smiley
Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by Nobody: 6:09pm On Feb 06, 2016
AlexCk:
For using the word "dick", specially wen u dont hv one. tongue tongue

Its OVER!!!!

grin grin
You want ME to use Ur Dick shocked

Pervert undecided

It's over!!!!! angry
Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by popesam1(m):
I told you I love hot food, but you can't warm the ice cream.
Its Over
Why are u using umbrella when you know I support APC, you don't like my decision. Its over
Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by AlexCk: 6:14pm On Feb 06, 2016
Nubian113:
You want ME to use Ur Dick shocked

Pervert undecided

It's over!!!!! angry
Hahahaha.
Alryt i gv up.
U win.
Its over grin grin
Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by Nobody: 6:15pm On Feb 06, 2016
AlexCk:
Hahahaha.
Alryt i gv up.
U win.
Its over grin grin
Oya! Come back... Don't leave me undecided cry
Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by AlexCk: 6:23pm On Feb 06, 2016
Nubian113:
Oya! Come back... Don't leave me undecided cry
embarassed embarassed
Oya, Im coming home......to uuuuuuuu wink
Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by Nobody: 6:42pm On Feb 06, 2016
Babe: Morning sweetheart...
Guy: How did u discover the taste of my heart? You must be a winch. It is over!
Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by Lero15(m): 10:25pm On Feb 06, 2016
beau49:
Yelz....it is true love tongue tongue
kiss kiss kiss

You know what, let's settle our breakup next month wink
Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by Encee1(m): 11:58pm On Feb 06, 2016
Is oval! His nut buy furce...

Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by beau49: 11:12am On Feb 07, 2016
Lero15:
kiss kiss kiss

You know what, let's settle our breakup next month wink
Next month?! Why next month? You are trying to run from VAL abi.......ko jo. It must be this month.





Lol......happy Sunday.
Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by berbz(m): 11:28am On Feb 07, 2016
I can't stop laffin, y una dey hype valentine like it's special than wedding day... if ur ways are clean ur bf won't give u any excuse... be a good lover, no game and val will be ur pre-wedding day...
Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by berbz(m): 11:30am On Feb 07, 2016
grin
Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by Lero15(m): 1:25pm On Feb 07, 2016
Lalasticlala grin
Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by Lero15(m): 1:27pm On Feb 07, 2016
beau49:
Next month?! Why next month? You are trying to run from VAL abi.......ko jo. It must be this month.





Lol......happy Sunday.
You know I have to get over this trauma for just a month.
Run go where..? Na cheesy

Happy Sunday to you too dear. smiley
Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by beau49: 3:39pm On Feb 07, 2016
Lero15:
You know I have to get over this trauma for just a month.
Run go where..? Na cheesy

Happy Sunday to you too dear. smiley
You bad gan....lol. one excuse after the other. cheesy cheesy OK o
Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by sukkot: 6:28pm On Feb 07, 2016
your mother looks like my exes mother. we are done. am out
Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by Honestly1: 6:29pm On Feb 07, 2016
From Picture one to picture two....
Dear God, let my legs take me to my destiny helpers this week. Let my legs take me right into your plans for my life... For the Glory of your name in Jesus name.

Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by bodyloveghetto(m): 6:30pm On Feb 07, 2016
Val vally.... baq those day when man/guy go carry bae go fast food, buy ham fried rice n chicken, ice-cream n popcorn.... guy go come reach house go de drink garri n epa. Chai

Oun Ojutiri

Btw got no excuse for ma girl.... whole day fun
Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by danidee10(m): 6:32pm On Feb 07, 2016
Boil two cups of rice you boiled two cups of rice and three seeds....you want to kill me with overfeeding ehnn.....IT'S OVER
Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by oluwasegun007(m): 6:33pm On Feb 07, 2016
I saw your post on nairaland....its over.
Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by danidee10(m): 6:36pm On Feb 07, 2016
Another guy quoted you on nairaland....so u now go around posting so they would quote u.....it's over
Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by ronald4lif(m): 6:38pm On Feb 07, 2016
Hilarious? Must be sarcasm. undecided
Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by Formidable1: 6:41pm On Feb 07, 2016
So I'm talking to you and you're breathing. In fact it's over.
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