your left yansh is bigger than your right yansh. am outttt. its over. lose my number

BF:- Why is Godwin ur ring tone, u know I'm an upcoming musician.
Bae:- Sorry boo, I just like d song.
BF: Does tht mean u prefer Korede's song to mine, infact it's over

Why did you not send me a val msg in advance its over for now, we can settle later... but for now... to your tent o baby.

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i told u to boil one egg and fry the other...u boiled the wrong egg nd fried the wrong egg..IT'S OVER!!

I told you to write "11", u put d wrong "1" first...IT'S OVER!!!

when she offend u on 13

Bae y do u call me sugar instead of honey, so u wanna give me diabetes it's over

Why did u comment on this post? It's over

Humans are fond of excuses for failure

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Guess it's better Dan having to find out u were d side chick on vals day

hahaaa funny what does she suppose to use,sweepers.

maborukoje:
Boy:who do support Olamide or don jazzy
Girl: Olamide
Boy: local girl, it over
Girl:I was joking mamani o, I support don jazzy
Boy: you get 2mouth.. . It OVER

Either way, it's over sha noni

masinga07:
#Why do you always use broom to sweep my room when you know i belong to PDP. ITS OVER

Bros no vex obt you de crase for dis one sha.
Shuo!!!!! Lwkmd!!!!!

If my belle burst, I will sue you I swear!

masinga07:
#Why do you always use broom to sweep my room when you know i belong to PDP. ITS OVER

Bros no vex o but you de crase for dis one sha.
Shuo!!!!! Lwkmd!!!!!

If my belle burst, I will sue you I swear!

@ritababe 4 nt reminding mi dat feb 14th is valentine....... IT OVER....... Kom bck on 15th.

You did not greet me when you saw me sleeping. It is over between us.You did not greet me when you saw me sleeping. It is over between us.You did not greet me when you saw me sleeping. It is over between us.

Flexherbal:
No 5 got me laughing...

For saying this, it is over!

I have no breakup plans, because I am very much with my First Lady Success. In fact, I have Valentine's gifts already kept for her.

U were not the 1st to like my pix... Its Over!

masinga07:
#Why do you always use broom to sweep my room when you know i belong to PDP. ITS OVER

chai!!!

masinga07:
#Why do you always use broom to sweep my room when you know i belong to PDP. ITS OVER

chai!!!

LadyVerah:
SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT
Valentine is here,so on the 13th many guys will start looking for excuse for a breakup,excuses like
1. Hey why will u call me by 8am,ITS OVER
2.why will u wear yellow shirt,I told you am allergic to yellow colours ITS OVER
3. Why will u close the door,ITS OVER
4.I said fry two eggs u fry one ITS OVEr
5.I told wash your clothes with Ariel u go use Klin ITS OVER
6.Why will u be using Airtel ITS OVER
7. Is this the noodles I told you to buy ITS OVER
8. Why will you call me with etisalat number,m after I told you how they collected my airtime ITS OVER
9. Jeez,u are still using king James bible ITS OVER
10.Why will you be Facebook before me,ITS OVER
11.why are you reading this post,
12.Why are u addicted to Social media.IT'S OVER


Flimpsy excuse add yours joor.....

Since you didn't allow me to check through your phone, it's OVER

yaqq:
boy: babe take this. two egg, fry one n cook one!
Girl: boo am tru
boy: hey this is not d one I asked u fry, u went n fry d one u were suppose 2 cook! it's Over btw us

This is the funniest one so far.

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boy; have u eaten
girl; yes
boy; wat did u eat
girl; food
boy; wat is food.. doesnt it have name.. infact its OVER..

LadyVerah:
SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT
Valentine is here,so on the 13th many guys will start looking for excuse for a breakup,excuses like
1. Hey why will u call me by 8am,ITS OVER
2.why will u wear yellow shirt,I told you am allergic to yellow colours ITS OVER
3. Why will u close the door,ITS OVER
4.I said fry two eggs u fry one ITS OVEr
5.I told wash your clothes with Ariel u go use Klin ITS OVER
6.Why will u be using Airtel ITS OVER
7. Is this the noodles I told you to buy ITS OVER
8. Why will you call me with etisalat number,m after I told you how they collected my airtime ITS OVER
9. Jeez,u are still using king James bible ITS OVER
10.Why will you be Facebook before me,ITS OVER
11.why are you reading this post,
12.Why are u addicted to Social media.IT'S OVER


Flimpsy excuse add yours joor.....

The issue is not the xcuse or guys is the girls that usually cause all the shitt for excuses...

How can a girl date a guy and Hv dis believe that is all abt guys giving.... if u are in a good relationship u as a girl u cn sponsor ur guy.... u cn proof to him that Wat a man can do we can do better....


U take ur man out all bills on ur head depending on ur pocket,he cn also tke u out..

U cn get gift for him, some thing very good. Some girls are naturally stingy,u cnt buy for him n u xpect him to pick ur calls on VAL...


We girls Hv to change our concept and mindset... it is very simple to take a guy out and buy one or two things for him..whether he will marry or Nt..

U will see we girls say I need a rich guy,cnt u wrk?.Wat do u Hv dat u need a rich guy...2mr now wen u gt d rich guy...you will b the 1st to shout heart break...

It is Nt a mst Dat u mst b rich to buy for him,if u Dnt Hv money he will knw u cnt hide Dat..if he is Nt having too u will knw....stop telling him to buy dorobuchi by baddest...wen u knw he is not having.....


To b frank relationship culd Hv bin a nic thing if we tke who Eva we are dating as brother not maga.... so because of our xcessive demand from guys..guys will now say u mst hv sex.....

Wen I was in skool if u Dnt beg Ppl for things,u will notice Ppl will hardly ask u for a pin.... this is exactly Wat is happening to we girls, we ask alot and Neva say no,Xpecially wen he said is free....

I tell u say man u go win and u said Chelsea go win but dey played draw. its OVER

YINKS89:
@ritababe 4 nt reminding mi dat feb 14th is valentine....... IT OVER....... Kom bck on 15th.

see you

Funny breakups

maborukoje:
Boy:who do support Olamide or don jazzy
Girl: Olamide
Boy: local girl, it over
Girl:I was joking mamani o, I support don jazzy
Boy: you get 2mouth.. . It OVER

Hahahaha I don laugh tire fall 4 ground o.. I don 4get say I dey vex b4 .thanks, u don brighting my mood.

Girl: baby, do you know that Buhari is on a short vacation?

Boy: yes I know. how long is the vacation?

Girl: Just five days.

Boy: why five days?

Girl: I don't know.

Boy: why won't you know? In short, IT IS OVER FOR NOW.

You got great sense...you can turn our million to billion.

vickylala239:


The issue is not the xcuse or guys is the girls that usually cause all the shitt for excuses...

How can a girl date a guy and Hv dis believe that is all abt guys giving.... if u are in a good relationship u as a girl u cn sponsor ur guy.... u cn proof to him that Wat a man can do we can do better....


U take ur man out all bills on ur head depending on ur pocket,he cn also tke u out..

U cn get gift for him, so thing very good. Some girls are naturally stingy,u cnt buy for him n u him to pick ur calls on VAL...


We girls Hv to change our concept and mindset... it is very simple to take a guy out and buy one or two things for him..whether he will marry or

Where are ur manners? Why didnt u knock b4 u come in? Its over!!!

on the 3rd 69 missed calls?.. u killed my ba3,u'r capable of killing me..its over..