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Bennefits Of Having A Small Dik by GworoChewinMaga: 10:27am On Feb 11, 2016 |
10. You can rape a virgin without much stress and she won't lose her hymen. 9. You are most likely to be very affectionate and in tune to women's emotional needs since you can't satisfy them sexually. 8. Your girlfriend will sooner or later ask you to pump her assh0le since she can hardly feel your wormlike Wang in her vag. 7. You can claim playa status after being dumped by every sexual partner after your first night. 6. The above will make it very cheaper for you both financially and time wise since women will just move on after the first date making you concentrate on other more rewarding pursuits. 5. Because of your lack of any woman wanting to commit to you, you will probably dedicate most of your energy, money and time in profitable ventures. You are thus most likely to succeed. 4. You can date lesbians . Shave and put on your best drag attire. You small Wang will be confused for a very large clit. 3. You can go balls deep into her orifices and she won't even know . 2. You are condemned to give her head every time . If she is nice she will reciprocate on your tiny Wang. 1. Your sexual life and small Wang will offer you an excuse to over compensate. You are more likely to own a garage full of exotic cars, a large yatch, and a fleet of d0ped out super models who won't remember how small your Wang is as long as the coke keeps flowing. |
Re: Bennefits Of Having A Small Dik by Pheals(f): 10:30am On Feb 11, 2016 |
I hate to insult people but....wanna ask some questions so NLers dont land on me o oya op "is this what u used your academic life to study and make research on ? Are u that jobless ? Is your dick small? Do u practice all u wrote up there? 1 Like |
Re: Bennefits Of Having A Small Dik by GworoChewinMaga: 10:31am On Feb 11, 2016 |
Famous people with small diks Bill Clinton Bill Gates Leonardo di caprio Lie Mohammed Tinubu 1 Like |
Re: Bennefits Of Having A Small Dik by GworoChewinMaga: 10:32am On Feb 11, 2016 |
Pheals: Admit it you won't date a miserable small dik |
Re: Bennefits Of Having A Small Dik by Nobody: 10:35am On Feb 11, 2016 |
Please, get this into your head. Performance in bed is not so much about big organ as it is about skillfulness. Well, a good balance between skill and size is a need. Then, your number 5 is hardly true: the same quality in you that attracts women also attracts wealth. |
Re: Bennefits Of Having A Small Dik by GworoChewinMaga: 10:37am On Feb 11, 2016 |
Freelanswer: Small dik detected |
Re: Bennefits Of Having A Small Dik by Nobody: 10:38am On Feb 11, 2016 |
GworoChewinMaga: Provide picture proofs of your claims. We're murdering MBs here. No, I mean megabytes; not Muhammadu Buhari. |
Re: Bennefits Of Having A Small Dik by GworoChewinMaga: 10:42am On Feb 11, 2016 |
Any of you deluded small diks saying size doesn't matter have you ever seen a 3 inch d1ldo? All d1ldos are at least 6inchs long and 5inches in girth . Why are D1ldo manufacturers not making small d1ldos? This is because women want the biggest juiciest d1ldo they can lay their hands on. Sorry, but Size does matter . Don't let that girl deceive you. If they see a big one they lick their lips |
Re: Bennefits Of Having A Small Dik by Nobody: 10:42am On Feb 11, 2016 |
GworoChewinMaga: Have you used a tape on yours? Announce your length and width and height and depth on air. |
Re: Bennefits Of Having A Small Dik by GworoChewinMaga: 10:43am On Feb 11, 2016 |
Freelanswer: My man is like a 4mth old baby's arm. |
Re: Bennefits Of Having A Small Dik by Nobody: 10:55am On Feb 11, 2016 |
GworoChewinMaga: A shallow personality detected. From now, SILENCE IS THE BEST ANSWER TO YOU. |
Re: Bennefits Of Having A Small Dik by Elosky20: 11:00am On Feb 11, 2016 |
picture or idonbilivit |
Re: Bennefits Of Having A Small Dik by GworoChewinMaga: 11:02am On Feb 11, 2016 |
Freelanswer: Small dik, bye bye |
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