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[b]How i spent my val? omo valentine was anyhow for me i no go lie o, woke up in the morning i think around 10am sha. . .and damn i was so hungry, make e no be like say i wan starve the worm for my belle i got up to fill my stomach and did some chores sha so that time go dey run fast. come and see how one of my neighbour like that oga phil was looking take away as he pass me na so everywhere begin scent like say pesin spray air freshner for my body. . .what to do na, na who get gf to flex go dress that way on a sunny day.

ok i was done with washing so i decided to do what a good son should normally do ni, i sent my mom, dad and siblings a well constructed valentine message and not forgetting most of my friends that are dear to me, and there's this girl that carried the valentine for head like say na me kill st. valentine. . .she called me immediately i sent her my sweet val message and began to tell me how lucky i was and was even threatening me oh imagine say if to say i no send am val message she for stop to dey pick my calls bla bla bla una suppose knw how girls dey tok na. Later in the evening my sister called and we talked for sometime sha, i know say some people go wan know wetin me and her talk, well we didn't say much sha o she just take time dey wine me say she for carry me comot and i told her it's still possible. . .na that time she remember say e get one church wey invite her come program.

Don't wanna say much sha, so how did you spend yours na mo know? let's ride on[/b]

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when i woke up, my kid sis had already prepared for church.. *me i no dey go church again. satan don convert me* she instructed me to prepare rice. *she prepared stew last night*
as a good guy and a brother i am, i did as i was told. few hours later, mummy came back from work with another half set of can malt.. *she's a nurse, and was on night duty*
i was already through with the cooking.. i downed 3 cans immedietly. we were gisting, when my sis came back from church.. she changed her clothe, entered the kitchen and shared food. it was getting to 1pm, i had already forgotten that i have a match to watch.. i stormed the bathroom, poured water on my body.. voom! i was out...
i was supporting leicester fc, i even betted against arsenal. unfortunately, they lost. i lost. we lost. i came back home an angry man, and downed another can...

Nche95:
when i woke up, my kid sis had already prepared for church.. *me i no dey go church again. satan don convert me* she instructed me to prepare rice. *she prepared stew last night*
as a good guy and a brother i am, i did as i was told. few hours later, mummy came back from work with another half set of can malt.. *she's a nurse, and was on night duty*
i was already through with the cooking.. i downed 3 cans immedietly. we were gisting, when my sis came back from church.. she changed her clothe, entered the kitchen and shared food. it was getting to 1pm, i had already forgotten that i have a match to watch.. i stormed the bathroom, poured water on my body.. voom! i was out...
i was supporting leicester fc, i even betted against arsenal. unfortunately, they lost. i lost. we lost. i came back home an angry man, and downed another can...

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