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| Have You Been Looking For A Way To Break Up?..try Any Of These Funny Ways by Whizzcute(op): 12:20pm On Feb 17, 2016 |
The following below are the funniest ways to breakup with your Boy/Girlfriend... "16 missed calls?! You killed my battery so you're capable of killing me... It's over!!!" "How come mosquito is biting me and not biting you? I smell conspiracy. IT'S OVER!" "You don't even respect me, I'm talking and you are busy breathing? It's over!" "So now you're drinking coke that has another man's name on it, better go and find him because it's over between us." "So Beyonce's "Drunk in love" is your caller tune? I can't trust alcoholics with my future kids." "They are shouting bird flu, you are still cooking chicken. You want to kill me? It is over!" "I called you and you picked up immediately. You lack patience. I can't date someone who's not patient." "Why are you using broom to sweep my room when you know I support PDP? It's over!" "You are always abbreviating your texts, you want our children to be short abi? It's OVER!" "I told you I love my food hot but you refused to warm the ice cream. You don't care about me. It's over!" "You don't pay your tithe, if you can cheat on God, then who am I? Park your things." Try them and THANK me later  1 Like |
| Re: Have You Been Looking For A Way To Break Up?..try Any Of These Funny Ways by Adaezeagu(f): 12:29pm On Feb 17, 2016 |
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| Re: Have You Been Looking For A Way To Break Up?..try Any Of These Funny Ways by Nobody: 1:01pm On Feb 17, 2016 |
| Re: Have You Been Looking For A Way To Break Up?..try Any Of These Funny Ways by Randyblincks(m): 2:24pm On Feb 17, 2016 |
Nna eh.. This oqa u tiqht o... lwkmh. |
| Re: Have You Been Looking For A Way To Break Up?..try Any Of These Funny Ways by Nobody: 3:10pm On Feb 17, 2016 |
Lmao I think they're logically hilarious |
| Re: Have You Been Looking For A Way To Break Up?..try Any Of These Funny Ways by cruzita(f): 3:27pm On Feb 17, 2016 |
| that means the relationship don tire am tey tey |
| Re: Have You Been Looking For A Way To Break Up?..try Any Of These Funny Ways by Whizzcute(op): 4:17pm On Feb 17, 2016 |
Omavik:mehn!! You ve got a bright future behind you. |
| Re: Have You Been Looking For A Way To Break Up?..try Any Of These Funny Ways by Bishops10(m): 4:24pm On Feb 17, 2016 |
I must not say "click like and share if.." before you see the number of people that thinks this is Dry and Old  |
| Re: Have You Been Looking For A Way To Break Up?..try Any Of These Funny Ways by MzOnajin1(f): 4:30pm On Feb 17, 2016 |
Very hilarious ;DVery hilarious |
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