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Muafrika2:
That a ghost looks at both sides of the road before crossing..

Hahahahhahahahahahhahahah!!!!!!!!!

Diddyydiva:



Following.....


lemme go and watch Yoruba movie to make observations

Laveda:

RoyalBlak007:
u never disappoint me..

Laveda:

ggrin:
U must cough b4 u die

RoyalBlak007:
add yours joor

Diddyydiva:



It is only inn Nollywood movie that........


1) The chest will be shot, blood will come out of hand and the leg will be wrapped in the hospital.


2). Maids always get pregnant for their bosses after just one round.


3). The artistes remains the same in their appearance after Ten years.

4). People's head always drop to one side with sudden shock whenever they die.

5). The soundtrack will tell you something dangerous is about to happen.


6). Once the movie start you know the end without watching it.

7). Families don't share common features . They don't look alike at all.

. Children look like zombies when given a scene.

9) Every rape leads to pregnancy.

10) There is always a happy ending

11). Stepping on brake can cause an accident leading to the death of occupants.

12). Only a single vehicle is always involved in an accident.

13). Once you see an artist, you already know his or her role in the movie ..

14). Every gunshot leads to death

15). Add the rest

firstking01:
@ur siggy, why no pms??

Diddyydiva:
Because I don't want. them

firstking01:
sorry to burst your bubble, pms are in-evitable on nairaland

Diddyydiva:
You are right.
And my sight is like an invitation.

I'm changing it ASAP

firstking01:
Berra af

Diddyydiva:
Done.