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I went to cele church wearing sutana all because of this bootylicious queen.....

eventually the booty got old.... and I passed

Rubb_ish

sent her 2

**In Seyi Shay's voice**


Touch me now now, right na na na now....


Do you remember the rain, I wanna drown in the rain, I wanna feel it right na na na now!!

Hmmm, dis wan strong o

Just d tot of it sef shows how silly i was.

1. Bkos of it, i ran a maraton race just to get credit to renew ma bis whch just expired d moment she wantd to send me ha pix o. By d time i came bak, loaded ma credit, continued ma chat wit ha on bbm wit high hopes , at d end wat did she send me A pix of her neck and chest (clevage sef i no see) and wen i askd ha to go down a bit, she said she was shy dat it was d best she could do. See as man pikin vex, afta al ma maraton 2d junction, wit al d dust and stones dat hit hit ma leg. Chai na gud nyt tins just get us OLD TINS HAVE PASSED

2. Bkos of it, i hired a bicycle (i was a learner den o) and i was just doin skils on d road. Wen i got to ma junction, i just entad d bend witout checkin ma bak if ther was any vehicle kumin. Na God o.

Riding a bicycle witout break as a learner on high speed just bkos of ha. I made a sharp turn whch almost landed me in d gutter

just bkos of it, i was riding a bicycle in a standing mode and on high spid and 2 impres, i presd d brakes 2 stop in a cute way but it turnd out dat d break was 4d front tire o... DO i nid to say d rest. Tank God i didnt break ma bals o

in js2, i saved up to hundred naira n i was so shy to talk2 ha. I kept sendin ma friends to ha on ma behalf. Later i startd giving dem my hard earned money to giv to ha til it al finishd. Den one day, i sumoned courage to talk to ha n ask if she had bin getin ma gifts n she said no. It turned out dat dos guys were choping ma moni and lying to me o

vault:
I went to cele church wearing sutana all because of this bootylicious queen.....

eventually the booty got old.... and I passed

there is ntin silly about that,cele no be church?

I'm listening.

U are chasing pus instead of thinking how ur life go beta for u/ur family?who pusi don help b4?The end Nah DESTRUCTION.EMBRACE JESUS now

Emmatdayo:
there is ntin silly about that,cele no be church?

its awkward cos I ain't even a Christian

vault:
I went to cele church wearing sutana all because of this bootylicious queen.....

eventually the booty got old.... and I passed

Cele girls are beautiful and hot.

Any man wey no wise up because of puna na him sabi.Sometimes if a girl is taking away my attention i will make an oat to myself that"if i continue to think and act silly about this girl i am foolish"The next day my mind will be distracted away from her.

vault:
its awkward cos I ain't even a Christian

ha!, ur own serious jan oo!

Changing my beer spot to her mothers shop cos of her punna

Amiano:
Changing my beer spot to her mothers shop cos of her punna

Alcoholic.

delectablegyal:
Alcoholic.

Man must nt leave by bread alone

Amiano:
Man must nt leave by bread alone

A picture of you at the bar or adonbilivit.

delectablegyal:
A picture of you at the bar or adonbilivit.

Nt on a public forum lik dis n besides i nor trust u wit my pics

Mprex:
I'm listening..you can't phuck me nest week!

^^^^^STINGY BRAT (No ofeense)

MrCork:
^^^^^STINGY BRAT (No ofeense)

You are back home in Imo state?