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Re: If Your Boo Release Farts When Making Out.. by prettysassygirl(f): 6:50pm On Feb 27, 2016
Rollar:
so, what's your name?
what's yours?
Re: If Your Boo Release Farts When Making Out.. by prettysassygirl(f): 6:51pm On Feb 27, 2016
Rollar:
so, what's your name?
what's yours?

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Re: If Your Boo Release Farts When Making Out.. by Nobody: 6:51pm On Feb 27, 2016
lyk criously,prettysassygirl nd rollar had jus made my day..i hope u stop quoting eachother,u guys were throwin painful words at eachother ontop nothing..chillax..both of u were jus tryin to show eachother who cn defeat who..buh sincerely speakin,u cn't win eachother..dats y i always stay away frm arguments..if i were prettysassygrl,wud av kept mute frm d start,den i wins
Re: If Your Boo Release Farts When Making Out.. by Ay04z(m): 6:54pm On Feb 27, 2016
martyns303:
If ur referring to the sound that comes out of a lady's vj during sex that sounds like fart, I believe it's called queefing, it is trapped air getting released, apparently the vj is not a straight tube, it has folds known as rugae.

If ur however referring to plain old fart, that can be a turn off, but in the heat of the whole thing, who cares.
tank u we don learn another bad tin.
Re: If Your Boo Release Farts When Making Out.. by Nobody: 6:58pm On Feb 27, 2016
prettysassygirl:

what's yours?
Answering a question with a question? undecided I'm Uche, dumbass tongue
Re: If Your Boo Release Farts When Making Out.. by prettysassygirl(f): 6:58pm On Feb 27, 2016
sophietosyneabou:
lyk criously,prettysassygirl nd rollar had jus made my day..i hope u stop quoting eachother,u guys were throwin painful words at eachother ontop nothing..chillax..both of u were jus tryin to show eachother who cn defeat who..buh sincerely speakin,u cn't win eachother..dats y i always stay away frm arguments..if i were prettysassygrl,wud av kept mute frm d start,den i wins
lai lai,i won't stop o,its fight to finish.
Re: If Your Boo Release Farts When Making Out.. by prettysassygirl(f): 6:59pm On Feb 27, 2016
Rollar:
Answering a question with a question? undecided I'm Uche, dumbass tongue
I am ucheiress stupid
Re: If Your Boo Release Farts When Making Out.. by Nobody: 7:05pm On Feb 27, 2016
prettysassygirl:

lai lai,i won't stop o,its fight to finish.
smiles..u tink he wud stop also? Wah would be your gain at the end?hmm..well al is well
Re: If Your Boo Release Farts When Making Out.. by prettysassygirl(f): 7:08pm On Feb 27, 2016
sophietosyneabou:
smiles..u tink he wud stop also? Wah would be your gain at the end?hmm..well al is well
well I will gain a lot,first,putting him at his place

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Re: If Your Boo Release Farts When Making Out.. by Nobody: 7:14pm On Feb 27, 2016
prettysassygirl:

lai lai,i won't stop o,its fight to finish.
Taaa! Sharrap before I spray insecticide in that your lice-ridden pit latrine you call your mouth angry
sophietosyneabou don't mind us sweety, we're actually just screwing around. I actually fancy her wink
Re: If Your Boo Release Farts When Making Out.. by Nobody: 7:19pm On Feb 27, 2016
prettysassygirl:

I am ucheiress stupid
Hehehe. You ain't no heiress. The only thing you inherited apart from wanton ignorance, is a bad case of halitosis grin
And its put him in his place not at his place, you high school dropout wink
Re: If Your Boo Release Farts When Making Out.. by prettysassygirl(f): 8:41am On Feb 28, 2016
Rollar:
Hehehe. You ain't no heiress. The only thing you inherited apart from wanton ignorance, is a bad case of halitosis grin
And its put him in his place not at his place, you high school dropout wink
Thank God I just have two diseases not sure I can say same for you,lots of dem diseases are second nature to you urchmann,and as for being a school dropout,have u forgotten so easily,no be me and you drop that time,how could you forget so soon,we were expelled cos u got me pregnant,since u wanted to expose me,make I talk all the tori here.
Re: If Your Boo Release Farts When Making Out.. by Nobody: 8:48am On Feb 28, 2016
prettysassygirl:

Thank God I just have two diseases not sure I can say same for you,lots of dem diseases are second nature to you urchmann,and as for being a school dropout,have u forgotten so easily,no be me and you drop that time,how could you forget so soon,we were expelled cos u got me pregnant,since u wanted to expose me,make I talk all the tori here.
Yes and I moved on to another school, while you went the way of the Almajiris. The only reason you got pregnant is because you vehemently refused to take it in the ass. As if that fat chunk of pomo you call your anus could not easily house a trailer grin
Oya kontinu, I'm gonna love this game of revelations kiss kiss
Re: If Your Boo Release Farts When Making Out.. by prettysassygirl(f): 8:53am On Feb 28, 2016
Rollar:
Taaa! Sharrap before I spray insecticide in that your lice-ridden pit latrine you call your mouth angry
sophietosyneabou don't mind us sweety, we're actually just screwing around. I actually fancy her wink
After spraying the insecticide, no be still you wey go kiss am,so no qualms,ride on chimp
Re: If Your Boo Release Farts When Making Out.. by prettysassygirl(f): 9:04am On Feb 28, 2016
Rollar:
Yes and I moved on to another school, while you went the way of the Almajiris. The only reason you got pregnant is because you vehemently refused to take it in the ass. As if that fat chunk of pomo you call your anus could not easily house a trailer grin
Oya kontinu, I'm gonna love this game of revelations kiss kiss
that one concern u,all I know say na u cos my education level,oya o send money for your pikin money,useless father
Re: If Your Boo Release Farts When Making Out.. by Nobody: 9:12am On Feb 28, 2016
prettysassygirl:

After spraying the insecticide, no be still you wey go kiss am,so no qualms,ride on chimp
shocked shocked
Who wan kiss you?? You wan give me cancer of the lips bah undecided
Your mouth is only good for sucking dicks, and even at that I go still wear double condom steeped in stainless steel grin
Re: If Your Boo Release Farts When Making Out.. by Nobody: 9:15am On Feb 28, 2016
prettysassygirl:

that one concern u,all I know say na u cos my education level,oya o send money for your pikin money,useless father
I know say the next thing na to begin beg for money. So because you get pikin you no fit work abi? Very lazy thing, if you can't be bothered to work then go join your mates wey dey do ahewo for bus stop and stop begging for money like a shameless beggar tongue
Re: If Your Boo Release Farts When Making Out.. by prettysassygirl(f): 9:24am On Feb 28, 2016
Rollar:
shocked shocked
Who wan kiss you?? You wan give me cancer of the lips bah undecided
Your mouth is only good for sucking dicks, and even at that I go still wear double condom steeped in stainless steel grin
keep deceiving yourself Mumu, did anybody tell u that a cool chic like me suck dicks,I am not cut out for such filthy act.
Re: If Your Boo Release Farts When Making Out.. by prettysassygirl(f): 9:28am On Feb 28, 2016
Rollar:
I know say the next thing na to begin beg for money. So because you get pikin you no fit work abi? Very lazy thing, if you can't be bothered to work then go join your mates wey dey do ahewo for bus stop and stop begging for money like a shameless beggar tongue
u be confirm goat,in fact goat better pass you,what did I expect before,how can a foolish man ever be responsible,do I look like one of those ashis you patronize,u better awake to your responsibilities.Hippopotamus
Re: If Your Boo Release Farts When Making Out.. by Nobody: 9:30am On Feb 28, 2016
prettysassygirl:

keep deceiving yourself Mumu, did anybody tell u that a cool chic like me suck dicks,I am not cut out for such filthy act.
Yeeee!! shocked shocked
I don die, see this yeyenatu wey dey claim better person. This is a grave insult on cool chicks around the world, how dare you compare yourself to normal human beings? grin

Re: If Your Boo Release Farts When Making Out.. by prettysassygirl(f): 9:34am On Feb 28, 2016
Rollar:
Yeeee!! shocked shocked
I don die, see this yeyenatu wey dey claim better person. This is a grave insult on cool chicks around the world, how dare you compare yourself to normal human beings? grin
hehehehe,and you are feeling me upon say I no normal,that only explains one thing,u are more abnormal than I am.
Re: If Your Boo Release Farts When Making Out.. by Nobody: 9:36am On Feb 28, 2016
prettysassygirl:

u be confirm goat,in fact goat better pass you,what did I expect before,how can a foolish man ever be responsible,do I look like one of those ashis you patronize,u better awake to your responsibilities.Hippopotamus
Taaa, mechor onu! angry
Some ashis get worth pass you sef. If to say dat pikin no get my blood for hin vein ehn, e for hear am for this life. How only one person go worwor, dirty, craze, cum mumu join, haba madam! You too greedy joor
Re: If Your Boo Release Farts When Making Out.. by Nobody: 9:41am On Feb 28, 2016
prettysassygirl:

hehehehe,and you are feeling me upon say I no normal,that only explains one thing,u are more abnormal than I am.
Lolz. For where. Na konji catch me nau. As I no see goat, na hin I settle for pig. I no know say e remain small make you commot clothe, use bare nyash dey waka for street.

Happy sunday btw. Hope your night was aiit wink
Re: If Your Boo Release Farts When Making Out.. by prettysassygirl(f): 9:43am On Feb 28, 2016
Rollar:
Taaa, mechor onu! angry
Some ashis get worth pass you sef. If to say dat pikin no get my blood for hin vein ehn, e for hear am for this life. How only one person go worwor, dirty, craze, cum mumu join, haba madam! You too greedy joor
I worwor,yet you dey lick my feet,I dirty yet u made love to me countless times basking in the euphoria of my sweetness,I craze,yet if u no see me for 24 hrs,u go dey cry like baby,I mumu,yet u behave exactly like me,what does this show,it shows you are finished.
Re: If Your Boo Release Farts When Making Out.. by prettysassygirl(f): 9:49am On Feb 28, 2016
Rollar:
Lolz. For where. Na konji catch me nau. As I no see goat, na hin I settle for pig. I no know say e remain small make you commot clothe, use bare nyash dey waka for street.

Happy sunday btw. Hope your night was aiit wink
Don't u know u now have a part of me in you,wen u enter me,u no know say as u dey comot,I give u one of my mad demons,don't worry love,soon they would begin to manifest,I know u can't wait
my night was cool,kept on dreaming about u
Re: If Your Boo Release Farts When Making Out.. by Nobody: 10:00am On Feb 28, 2016
prettysassygirl:

I worwor,yet you dey lick my feet,I dirty yet u made love to me countless times basking in the euphoria of my sweetness,I craze,yet if u no see me for 24 hrs,u go dey cry like baby,I mumu,yet u behave exactly like me,what does this show,it shows you are finished.
Nah. It means you're deluded. Me wey don dey find customer for you tey tey. Na curse dem dey curse me once dem lay eyes on you. You no see as your face dey like wetin panel beater dey use bend iron?
Re: If Your Boo Release Farts When Making Out.. by Nobody: 10:07am On Feb 28, 2016
prettysassygirl:

Don't u know u now have a part of me in you,wen u enter me,u no know say as u dey comot,I give u one of my mad demons,don't worry love,soon they would begin to manifest,I know u can't wait
my night was cool,kept on dreaming about u
Gumwagumwahijra. I laugh in Chinese grin
You dey use deadly combination of blood of Jesus, fire of the Holy Ghost and water of the Holy Spirit play. You know how many gallons of blood of Jesus dey my body so? In the name of he who turned water to hot, all the witch wey dey your body gatz bow to me. Who are you before me?

Really? You don see me before wey you dey see me for vision? Hian, hope no be the same dream me and you bin get sha, wey you bin dey suck my blood for night grin
Re: If Your Boo Release Farts When Making Out.. by prettysassygirl(f): 10:09am On Feb 28, 2016
Rollar:
Nah. It means you're deluded. Me wey don dey find customer for you tey tey. Na curse dem dey curse me once dem lay eyes on you. You no see as your face dey like wetin panel beater dey use bend iron?
go sit don for one place,u no dey shame,u want to get rid of me,na lie,na me and u forever
Re: If Your Boo Release Farts When Making Out.. by Nobody: 10:22am On Feb 28, 2016
prettysassygirl:

go sit don for one place,u no dey shame,u want to get rid of me,na lie,na me and u forever
Shet. All this while I no dey believe people wey dey complain of spirit wife. I no sure whether my pastor still gallant, e be like say I go need organize deliverance session for synagogue oh. T.B Joshua wey you, cum see witch wey wan use my blood do jollof rice tongue
Re: If Your Boo Release Farts When Making Out.. by Nobody: 10:26am On Feb 28, 2016
Rollar:
Taaa! Sharrap before I spray insecticide in that your lice-ridden pit latrine you call your mouth angry
sophietosyneabou don't mind us sweety, we're actually just screwing around. I actually fancy her wink
lol..nice go
Re: If Your Boo Release Farts When Making Out.. by prettysassygirl(f): 10:43am On Feb 28, 2016
Rollar:
Gumwagumwahijra. I laugh in Chinese grin
You dey use deadly combination of blood of Jesus, fire of the Holy Ghost and water of the Holy Spirit play. You know how many gallons of blood of Jesus dey my body so? In the name of he who turned water to hot, all the witch wey dey your body gatz bow to me. Who are you before me?

Really? You don see me before wey you dey see me for vision? Hian, hope no be the same dream me and you bin get sha, wey you bin dey suck my blood for night grin
I know I dreamt about u,but I couldn't remember what we were doing,now that u mentioned it,no wonder my tummy was filled and heavy when I woke up,please come again this night.
Re: If Your Boo Release Farts When Making Out.. by prettysassygirl(f): 10:48am On Feb 28, 2016
Rollar:
Shet. All this while I no dey believe people wey dey complain of spirit wife. I no sure whether my pastor still gallant, e be like say I go need organize deliverance session for synagogue oh. T.B Joshua wey you, cum see witch wey wan use my blood do jollof rice tongue
u don get am already,and mind u,all the pastors together can't deliver u from me,next time,wen u see girl,u no go sleep with am,shioooooo,

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