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Re: If Your Boo Release Farts When Making Out.. by felixxy(m): 11:25am On Feb 28, 2016
sm Pple don act film 4 here. C as I Jst dey follow d seasonal film, Abeg mk una continue roller nd sassy
Re: If Your Boo Release Farts When Making Out.. by Nobody: 8:44pm On Feb 28, 2016
prettysassygirl:

I know I dreamt about u,but I couldn't remember what we were doing,now that u mentioned it,no wonder my tummy was filled and heavy when I woke up,please come again this night.
Chineke mo. Madwoman. So na ontop my blood you bin overdose last nite? No wonder, I bin talk am say you don high. Because of you I fit begin dey sleep inside coffin oh.

So how tonight dream go be? Mah hold cd come? grin
Re: If Your Boo Release Farts When Making Out.. by Nobody: 8:47pm On Feb 28, 2016
prettysassygirl:

u don get am already,and mind u,all the pastors together can't deliver u from me,next time,wen u see girl,u no go sleep with am,shioooooo,
Ehn? If I hear say I no straff onto say I dey fear witch. My dear something must kill a man cheesy
Re: If Your Boo Release Farts When Making Out.. by Nobody: 8:53pm On Feb 28, 2016
felixxy:
sm Pple don act film 4 here. C as I Jst dey follow d seasonal film, Abeg mk una continue roller nd sassy
Bross na dis same quality entertainment your mates dey go cinema go trowe money ontop. Abeg sit back and be blessed joor tongue
Re: If Your Boo Release Farts When Making Out.. by prettysassygirl(f): 10:38pm On Feb 28, 2016
Rollar:
Chineke mo. Madwoman. So na ontop my blood you bin overdose last nite? No wonder, I bin talk am say you don high. Because of you I fit begin dey sleep inside coffin oh.

So how tonight dream go be? Mah hold cd come? grin
no try am o,I no dey use your Johnny boy dey do anything,I am tired of it,I need the blood now.
Re: If Your Boo Release Farts When Making Out.. by prettysassygirl(f): 10:42pm On Feb 28, 2016
Rollar:
Ehn? If I hear say I no straff onto say I dey fear witch. My dear something must kill a man cheesy
Don't die yet o,I wont even allow u anyway,am still enjoying u,when am done,I will let u know
Re: If Your Boo Release Farts When Making Out.. by Nobody: 7:03am On Feb 29, 2016
prettysassygirl:

no try am o,I no dey use your Johnny boy dey do anything,I am tired of it,I need the blood now.
Ekwe! I plead the blood tongue
Since blood dey hungry you like vampire, why not seek the blood that healeth all diseases, including madness? My own bitter like agbo, but hin own sweet pass bobo
Re: If Your Boo Release Farts When Making Out.. by Nobody: 7:06am On Feb 29, 2016
prettysassygirl:

Don't die yet o,I wont even allow u anyway,am still enjoying u,when am done,I will let u know
Really? Omo love don scatter your brain finish oh. So if to say we dey inside Titanic, na you for be Jack bah. You for sink enter ocean, while I go marry another wife wives grin
Re: If Your Boo Release Farts When Making Out.. by prettysassygirl(f): 6:31pm On Feb 29, 2016
Rollar:
Really? Omo love don scatter your brain finish oh. So if to say we dey inside Titanic, na you for be Jack bah. You for sink enter ocean, while I go marry another wife wives grin
love is a good thing,sweeter than sugar,tastier than fried chicken,and yes,it don scatter my brain finish o,but the love no reach my life,I love life pass anything,no be me go die o,na you o
Re: If Your Boo Release Farts When Making Out.. by Smartguy001(m): 6:39pm On Feb 29, 2016
sophietosyneabou:
hmmm..lwkm..if your boo farts when you guys are busy having a hot make out session,wah are you going to do..continue?or it wud be a total turn off 4u..be truthful tho..

Na dat time u go know say watin u dey do even get serious effect 4 her body, experience dat shit most times mehn

grin
Re: If Your Boo Release Farts When Making Out.. by Nobody: 4:16am On Mar 01, 2016
prettysassygirl:

love is a good thing,sweeter than sugar,tastier than fried chicken,and yes,it don scatter my brain finish o,but the love no reach my life,I love life pass anything,no be me go die o,na you o
So you can't climb the highest mountain, swim the deepest ocean and trek through the hottest desert for me?? shocked shocked
So this is the new love. I prefer the old version tongue

Omo babe you go sabi toast guy oh. Shior, the only yarns wey I sabi na you're the cockroach in my cupboard, the cobweb under my sink, my sweetrat, my everystink. Abeg dey coach me nau, you no wan make I dey romance you small small? grin
Re: If Your Boo Release Farts When Making Out.. by prettysassygirl(f): 4:49am On Mar 01, 2016
Rollar:
So you can't climb the highest mountain, swim the deepest ocean and trek through the hottest desert for me?? shocked shocked
So this is the new love. I prefer the old version tongue

Omo babe you go sabi toast guy oh. Shior, the only yarns wey I sabi na you're the cockroach in my cupboard, the cobweb under my sink, my sweetrat, my everystink. Abeg dey coach me nau, you no wan make I dey romance you small small? grin
I no want romance,I want trouble,if u know u love me,give me trouble
All those your love lines are old ,don't worry,I would teach u new lines ,e.g,with you,in my life,I have known no peace.

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Re: If Your Boo Release Farts When Making Out.. by Nobody: 5:26am On Mar 01, 2016
prettysassygirl:

I no want romance,I want trouble,if u know u love me,give me trouble
All those your love lines are old ,don't worry,I would teach u new lines ,e.g,with you,in my life,I have known no peace.
Ah. You mean something along the line of "my love for you is cancerous, it keeps growing" or "your mentions are like fibroid, they make my heart swell" grin
Don't worry baby, I'm a fast learner. Trouble you want, trouble you gon get
Re: If Your Boo Release Farts When Making Out.. by prettysassygirl(f): 6:43am On Mar 01, 2016
Rollar:
Ah. You mean something along the line of "my love for you is cancerous, it keeps growing" or "your mentions are like fibroid, they make my heart swell" grin
Don't worry baby, I'm a fast learner. Trouble you want, trouble you gon get
Don't get all emotional with me sweedie,give it to me like its hot.
Re: If Your Boo Release Farts When Making Out.. by macho44(m): 7:46am On Mar 01, 2016
sophietosyneabou:
hmmm..lwkm..if your boo farts when you guys are busy having a hot make out session,wah are you going to do..continue?or it wud be a total turn off 4u..be truthful tho..
Too much beans n kulikuli.
www.adielem.com
Re: If Your Boo Release Farts When Making Out.. by prettysassygirl(f): 11:55am On Mar 01, 2016
Rollar:
Ah. You mean something along the line of "my love for you is cancerous, it keeps growing" or "your mentions are like fibroid, they make my heart swell" grin
Don't worry baby, I'm a fast learner. Trouble you want, trouble you gon get
is my love beefing me or carrying face for me,oya come and tell me where I wronged u
Re: If Your Boo Release Farts When Making Out.. by Nobody: 12:03pm On Mar 01, 2016
prettysassygirl:

is my love beefing me or carrying face for me,oya come and tell me where I wronged u
Haba mana. So e never do you? Oya take; meeting you has been a dream, that's right, a nightmare. You're a breath of fresh air, from a sewer. You must be an angel of light, that's the density of your brain.

Nah, your love is busy at work. We can't all be jobless louts, can we kiss kiss
Re: If Your Boo Release Farts When Making Out.. by prettysassygirl(f): 12:36pm On Mar 01, 2016
Rollar:
Haba mana. So e never do you? Oya take; meeting you has been a dream, that's right, a nightmare. You're a breath of fresh air, from a sewer. You must be an angel of light, that's the density of your brain.

Nah, your love is busy at work. We can't all be jobless louts, can we kiss kiss

Is okay,
I love you wella,yea I really do,just after my dog,
my heart beats so fast just at the sound of your name,Boko h
knowing u has given me a thrilling feeling,yea,torment

I wish I could be idle as u presume.
Re: If Your Boo Release Farts When Making Out.. by Nobody: 12:45pm On Mar 01, 2016
prettysassygirl:


Is okay,
I love you wella,yea I really do,just after my dog,
my heart beats so fast just at the sound of your name,Boko h
knowing u has given me a thrilling feeling,yea,torment

I wish I could be idle as u presume.
Tsk tsk tsk. Dundee, I wasn't referring to you tongue
A lout is an uncouth man. I meant you shouldn't assume all NL guys are jobless, and it was a sarcastic comment.

So you're into bestiality huh
How depraved does one have to be to do dogs? lipsrsealed
Re: If Your Boo Release Farts When Making Out.. by prettysassygirl(f): 12:58pm On Mar 01, 2016
Rollar:
Tsk tsk tsk. Dundee, I wasn't referring to you tongue
A lout is an uncouth man. I meant you shouldn't assume all NL guys are jobless, and it was a sarcastic comment.

So you're into bestiality huh
How depraved does one have to be to do dogs? lipsrsealed
hahahahahahahahah,no blame me so much for my itiboribo state,when my mates were going to school,primary,secondary and tertiary,I was hawking pure water,
Re: If Your Boo Release Farts When Making Out.. by Nobody: 1:24pm On Mar 01, 2016
prettysassygirl:

hahahahahahahahah,no blame me so much for my itiboribo state,when my mates were going to school,primary,secondary and tertiary,I was hawking pure water,
And where were you when Olajumoke went from hawking bread to making bread? angry
Lol. No wonder your head dey like coconut. I suppose dey send you go farm, make dem dey use your head sharpen cutlass tongue
Re: If Your Boo Release Farts When Making Out.. by prettysassygirl(f): 1:31pm On Mar 01, 2016
Rollar:
And where were you when Olajumoke went from hawking bread to making bread? angry
Lol. No wonder your head dey like coconut. I suppose dey send you go farm, make dem dey use your head sharpen cutlass tongue
Bad mouth,and you nko,that your razor like tongue,wasting its use on my mouth,when it should be going from school to school sharpening pencils.
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Re: If Your Boo Release Farts When Making Out.. by Nobody: 1:38pm On Mar 01, 2016
prettysassygirl:

Bad mouth,and you nko,that your razor like tongue,wasting its use on my mouth,when it should be going from school to school sharpening pencils.
Loool! I get bad mouth true true. Na hin make I bin wan form gentleman, na you say na trouble you need.
Mah use my tongue dey sharpen pencil?? shocked
Na person future papa you dey wash like dis? lipsrsealed
Re: If Your Boo Release Farts When Making Out.. by prettysassygirl(f): 1:43pm On Mar 01, 2016
Rollar:
Loool! I get bad mouth true true. Na hin make I bin wan form gentleman, na you say na trouble you need.
Mah use my tongue dey sharpen pencil?? shocked
Na person future papa you dey wash like dis? lipsrsealed
I was just suggesting something great,u shouldn't waste your talent na,you've gat it,u gotta use it.
If this is trouble then I prefer love
Re: If Your Boo Release Farts When Making Out.. by Nobody: 1:57pm On Mar 01, 2016
prettysassygirl:

I was just suggesting something great,u shouldn't waste your talent na,you've gat it,u gotta use it.
If this is trouble then I prefer love
Oh no you don't heffer. What'll happen to the butt-load of trouble you ordered. You gon enjoy as much trouble as I can muster, then we can talk about love. Of course that has its own wahala too. Remember Romeo and Juliet? The only difference is this time, I'm gonna chug a full flask of antidote before drinking the poison. Bye bye birdie tongue
Re: If Your Boo Release Farts When Making Out.. by prettysassygirl(f): 1:58pm On Mar 01, 2016
Rollar:
Oh no you don't heffer. What'll happen to the butt-load of trouble you ordered. You gon enjoy as much trouble as I can muster, then we can talk about love. Of course that has its own wahala too. Remember Romeo and Juliet? The only difference is this time, I'm gonna chug a full flask of antidote before drinking the poison. Bye bye birdie tongue
he he he,ok
Re: If Your Boo Release Farts When Making Out.. by Nobody: 2:04pm On Mar 01, 2016
prettysassygirl:

he he he,ok
So what do you do these days? You don upgrade to hawking minerals? I for no mind one chilled LaCasera
Re: If Your Boo Release Farts When Making Out.. by prettysassygirl(f): 2:07pm On Mar 01, 2016
Rollar:
So what do you do these days? You don upgrade to hawking minerals? I for no mind one chilled LaCasera
well let's say am still on bread o,wia money to upgrade,when all I save is spent on that child of yours.
Re: If Your Boo Release Farts When Making Out.. by Nobody: 2:15pm On Mar 01, 2016
prettysassygirl:

well let's say am still on bread o,wia money to upgrade,when all I save is spent on that child of yours.
Ever since the advent of Olajumoke, all of una don port go bread hawking. Who go sell pepper? Who go dey sell frozen chicken/fish? Na to begin dey boil my belts use do pomo.
Small pikin wey still dey suck breast. Which money you dey spend on am? E dey wear Gucci?
Re: If Your Boo Release Farts When Making Out.. by prettysassygirl(f): 2:23pm On Mar 01, 2016
Rollar:
Ever since the advent of Olajumoke, all of una don port go bread hawking. Who go sell pepper? Who go dey sell frozen chicken/fish? Na to begin dey boil my belts use do pomo.
Small pikin wey still dey suck breast. Which money you dey spend on am? E dey wear Gucci?
I am a trendy babe na,so my offspring must be trendier,if u see my pikin,u no go ever believe na bread seller pikin,Gucci is an understatement for his attire.but God dey sha,
All of us diverted to bread,cos we hope to hammer like her
Re: If Your Boo Release Farts When Making Out.. by Nobody: 5:08pm On Mar 01, 2016
prettysassygirl:

I am a trendy babe na,so my offspring must be trendier,if u see my pikin,u no go ever believe na bread seller pikin,Gucci is an understatement for his attire.but God dey sha,
All of us diverted to bread,cos we hope to hammer like her
Trendy babe ehn. Isalrait. Oya tell me your name

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