Penis size is a huge topic of anxiety for a lot of men. And if you feel you're lacking in the trouser department it can affect your confidence – which can then have a negative affect on your love life.

But how big is "normal" and do women really care about the size of your package? Here, we reveal the answers to all your burning questions.

1. WHAT IS AVERAGE?

joysticks come in all shapes and sizes and there really isn't such thing as "normal", but a recent study has revealed the average todger size.

The mean length of the erect penis in the UK is about 5.2 inches (13.2cm) in length and 4.6 inches (11.7cm) in circumference.

And at normal temperatures a non-erect penis usually measures 3.6 inches (9.1cm) from tip to base and 3.7 (9.3cm) inches in circumference.

Most men fall into the 'normal' range, however some men suffer from a micropenis condition. This is defined as 2.5 inches or less when fully erect.

At the other end of the spectrum is someone like Jonah Falcon, the man who currently holds the record for the largest penis.

His huge dong measures 13.5 inches erect, making it extremely difficult if not impossible to have penetrative sex.

2. WHAT SIZE DO WOMEN PREFER?

Unfortunately for most men, women prefer a bigger-than-average schlong, according to research by the University of California Los Angeles and the University of New Mexico.

The study revealed that women prefer a penis that is 6.3 inches long with a 4.8 inch girth for long-term relationships.

And when it comes to one night stands they want a whopping 6.4 inches in length and a 5 inch circumference.

The research lead by Dr Nicole Prause, asked 75 female participants to choose which size and shape they preferred.

They used 100 plastic 3D-printed phalluses to conduct the research and unfortunately for the average Joe it seems women are expecting a lot.

3. DOES SIZE REALLY MATTER?

The information above may have left you in a state of panic, but fear not – size isn't as important as you might think.

In fact, the largest and most comprehensive study of men and women’s reasons to have sex, found that penis size wasn't even mentioned.

The study identified 237 different motivating factors including facial attractiveness, eyes, and general attraction – but schlong size didn't get a look in.

Another recent study asked women to rank in order seven penis attributes. Girth was ranked fourth and length sixth.

The top three were general appearance, pubic hair appearance, and penile skin. In other words, even when forced to choose amongst a set of penis features, size didn’t really matter that much to the women in the study.

4. DOES HER SATISFACTION DEPEND ON YOUR SIZE?

There is no real evidence that a bigger penis means more pleasure. Firstly, most women orgasm from clitoral stimulation anyway, in which case size doesn't matter.

Also, the center of gravity is located just 2 inches into the vagina on the front wall. So as long as you've got a few inches you should be able to pleasure her in this way too.

The reality is size really doesn't matter. Whether your well-endowed or lacking in the trouser department, there are sex positions that can work for any size or shape.

Feel Free To Add You Own

Some like theirs big, others don't!
Some like it for hours, others don't!
Some like it hard, others prefer it soft and gentle!

There isn't one criteria that fits all because all women are different.

Variety, the spice of life. Different women, different "strokes" ,lol.

This survey is for UK. 7 inches and above is the ideal size for a Nigerian joystick. Anything below that is considered small.

jamarifox:
some wolfs got a cross down there. No kidding. This dude had like a 8 inch shit. I was like the Bleep? You tryna kill me! Lol

Get the fūçk outta here gay dude

girth is everything

jamarifox:
excuse me dawg. Isn't this an open forum.

Nigga couldn't deny he's gay! How are your cognitives wired huh? Homos, how the fūçk did your parent gave y'all a chance at life? Why didn't they just use condom and prevent all these abnormalities associated with your useless birth?

Y'all are just the waste that comes from the rigorous activities associated with the throbbing of the phalluses and the Arrow and releasing a jism not worthy of life.

It's an open forum but not for homos

SirMichael1:


Nigga couldn't deny he's gay! How are your cognitives wired huh? Homos, how the fūçk did your parent gave y'all a chance at life? Why didn't they just use condom and prevent all these abnormalities associated with your useless birth?

Y'all are just the waste that comes from the rigorous activities associated with the throbbing of the phalluses and the Arrow and releasing a jism not worthy of life.

It's an open forum but not for homos

se détendre

lolx my sized is not there buh 8inche is OK

vanida6:
lolx my sized is not there buh 8inche is OK

oksmart1992:

sir do u have problem,,,

vanida6:
sir do u have problem,,,

no no no no....... Am just short of words

oksmart1992:
no no no no....... Am just short of words

lolx,,,,ok

vanida6:
lolx my sized is not there buh 8inche is OK

Whatabout 9 inches?

vanida6:
lolx,,,,ok

but you fine oooo... See shape

jamarifox:
some wolfs got a cross down there. No kidding. This dude had like a 8 inch shit. I was like the Bleep? You tryna kill me! Lol

What the Bleep nigga

vanida6:
lolx my sized is not there buh 8inche is OK

Really? Tell me more

cooldood:

Whatabout 9 inches?

wow I kinda love 9inches

oksmart1992:
but you fine oooo... See shape

lolx,,,,pls stop flattering!!

vanida6:
wow I kinda love 9inches

If thats ur pic on ur profile, then that ass is just perfectly shaped for 9 inches
Lets meet up sexy vanida...

vanida6:
wow I kinda love 9inches

Can we be friends on Instagram?

vanida6:
lolx,,,,pls stop flattering!!

am flattering you ooo.... Seriously you're extremely beautiful

I dont,As long as it hits d ryt spot nd incite wonders tod system.C shaped is Prohibited

Why the "No Election In Anambra" By Nnamdi Kanu will Work - Femi Cole

-Most of the people against the no vote stance and rant online about the stance are mostly not from Anambra
-IPOB have grassroot supporters of 90% of the entire vote in Anambra State
-IPOB has been busy with the grassroots, galvanizing them,gaining their trust and loyalty.
-IPOB grassroot supporters many may not even have phones and access to internet to read all the rantings online against the "No Election"
By Femi Cole (Egharevba)
As the no vote campaign starts, this is what i think
Am actually indifferent about the no vote stance of Ipob and all those who come online to rants as to people voting or not. The reality is, most of the people against the no vote stance and rant online about the stance are mostly not from Anambra and when they are from Anambra, most are not based in Anambra, and when there are based in Anambra, many may not have their voter card and when they have it, some will not vote and when they vote, they are in the minority.
IPOB's fan base are the Okada riders, keke men/women, the traders,tailors, carpenters, mechanics, market women, fruit sellers, transporters, a sizable percent of civil servants and students etc. IPOB have been very smart in winning the heart of these people. While most people who think smart of themselves spend time ranting and abusing IPOB online, IPOB has been busy with the grassroots, galvanizing them,gaining their trust and loyalty. This has been the tactics of some of the most grass-rooted politicians like fayose and aregbeshola. Their method may be different but the focal point has always been the grassroot because that is where you have the most support. Unlike the wannabe sophisticated people who always want to form educated,polished and come online to show themselves(this i mean for all tribes including the igbos). These grassroot supporters dont have that time. Many may not even have phones and access to internet to read all the rantings.
Once IPOB are able to captured the grassroots, they can and will always determine the direction of ideology, vote(if in politics) and power struggle
so based on this, if you like scream and abuse Nnamdi kanu and IPOB, it wont change anything. They are more focus than we can assume and it will be to ones peril to underestimate them. the only thing now is to dialogue with him and make him see reasons or better still, import paid voters from other states like they do in the past. Thanks

vanida6:
wow I kinda love 9inches