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What Will You Do If You Find Out Your Guy Has This On The Day Of Honey Moon? by jammyrock(op): 9:19am On Mar 02, 2016

Won't you call your pastor for the cancellation of the marriage?

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Re: What Will You Do If You Find Out Your Guy Has This On The Day Of Honey Moon? by Nobody: 9:23am On Mar 02, 2016

LMAO but hw is it possible dat she was not aware? i mean apart 4rm sex, dnt they romance each other, swimming together, bathing together.

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Re: What Will You Do If You Find Out Your Guy Has This On The Day Of Honey Moon? by Mimido2(f): 9:26am On Mar 02, 2016

lol.....he will just go and do enlargement

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Re: What Will You Do If You Find Out Your Guy Has This On The Day Of Honey Moon? by shameseun: 9:32am On Mar 02, 2016

@mimido2 how? Will you allow that for your guy considering the side effects.

Re: What Will You Do If You Find Out Your Guy Has This On The Day Of Honey Moon? by Mimido2(f): 9:33am On Mar 02, 2016

shameseun:
@mimido2 how? Will you allow that for your guy considering the side effects.

yes now.....how do u expect me to settle for dat thing dat looks like a peanut

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Re: What Will You Do If You Find Out Your Guy Has This On The Day Of Honey Moon? by Nobody: 9:34am On Mar 02, 2016

It's gud to check ur product b4 u buy. I will jejely give his ring back and run 4 my life cheesy

. Just kidding o but I will check b4 I buy. Simple sad

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Re: What Will You Do If You Find Out Your Guy Has This On The Day Of Honey Moon? by jammyrock(op): 9:42am On Mar 02, 2016

HateU2:
It's gud to check ur product b4 u buy. I will jejely give his ring back and run 4 my life . Just kidding o but I will check b4 I buy. Simple

What if u were this modern "born again type"? Will u still want to check? Knowing that no SEX b4 marriage.

Re: What Will You Do If You Find Out Your Guy Has This On The Day Of Honey Moon? by jammyrock(op): 9:45am On Mar 02, 2016

LORDSAMURAI:
LMAO but hw is it possible dat she was not aware? i mean apart 4rm sex, dnt they romance each other, swimming together, bathing together.

The victims are the "no SEX before marriage". If I was a girl, I would test it for countless time oooo! To avoid stories that touch!

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Re: What Will You Do If You Find Out Your Guy Has This On The Day Of Honey Moon? by jammyrock(op): 9:46am On Mar 02, 2016

Even cock own big pass this one na! I go go carry cock keep for house na!

Re: What Will You Do If You Find Out Your Guy Has This On The Day Of Honey Moon? by shameseun: 9:48am On Mar 02, 2016

Mimido2:
yes now.....how do u expect me to settle for dat thing dat looks like a peanut

Is it just about the physical appearance, what of the spiritual endowment, at least it can still fertilize.
Girls and big d**k shaa.

Re: What Will You Do If You Find Out Your Guy Has This On The Day Of Honey Moon? by Nobody: 9:51am On Mar 02, 2016

No sex, yes.

But touchery is allowed...

So there's absolutely no way I'm going to end up married to a guy with a dot-sized d.ick,,without being aware b4 marriage.....

So not possible...

Re: What Will You Do If You Find Out Your Guy Has This On The Day Of Honey Moon? by jammyrock(op): 10:04am On Mar 02, 2016

Omavik:
No sex, yes.

But touchery is allowed...

So there's absolutely no way I'm going to end up married to a guy with a dot-sized d.ick,,without being aware b4 marriage.....

So not possible...

Touching? That's not a sure way na!

Re: What Will You Do If You Find Out Your Guy Has This On The Day Of Honey Moon? by vizkiz: 10:11am On Mar 02, 2016

Omavik:
No sex, yes.

But touchery is allowed...

So there's absolutely no way I'm going to end up married to a guy with a dot-sized d.ick,,without being aware b4 marriage.....

So not possible...

oh no!!!!

Re: What Will You Do If You Find Out Your Guy Has This On The Day Of Honey Moon? by Nobody: 10:13am On Mar 02, 2016

jammyrock:
What if u were this modern "born again type"? Will u still want to check? Knowing that no SEX b4 marriage.

My bro, I no be SU. Sex is very very important in marriage, how will I cope with this? This will definitely break our home bcox now that I yam free to fvck anyhow, I can't even njoy it undecided

. Laye ooo. I gats to check b4 taking home

Re: What Will You Do If You Find Out Your Guy Has This On The Day Of Honey Moon? by Mimido2(f): 10:16am On Mar 02, 2016

shameseun:
Is it just about the physical appearance, what of the spiritual endowment, at least it can still fertilize.
Girls and big d**k shaa.

Hmmmmmm......God can help him but he has to help himself first. what Will dat peanut do u? ***enlargement all d way***

Re: What Will You Do If You Find Out Your Guy Has This On The Day Of Honey Moon? by Nobody: 10:27am On Mar 02, 2016

vizkiz:
oh no!!!!

What??

Why are you acting all surprised huh

I've told you b4 na..

Haven't I??

Re: What Will You Do If You Find Out Your Guy Has This On The Day Of Honey Moon? by Nobody: 10:28am On Mar 02, 2016

jammyrock:
Touching? That's not a sure way na!

To some extent, it is....

Re: What Will You Do If You Find Out Your Guy Has This On The Day Of Honey Moon? by jammyrock(op): 10:28am On Mar 02, 2016

HateU2:
My bro, I no be SU. Sex is very very important in marriage, how will I cope with this? This will definitely break our home bcox now that I yam free to fvck anyhow, I can't even njoy it . Laye ooo. I gats to check b4 taking home

U no dey go church nee?

Re: What Will You Do If You Find Out Your Guy Has This On The Day Of Honey Moon? by vizkiz: 10:30am On Mar 02, 2016

Omavik:
What??

Why are you acting all surprised

I've told you b4 na..

Haven't I??

you did
I don die

Re: What Will You Do If You Find Out Your Guy Has This On The Day Of Honey Moon? by JoeCutie(m): 10:33am On Mar 02, 2016

Omavik:
No sex, yes.

But touchery is allowed...

So there's absolutely no way I'm going to end up married to a guy with a dot-sized d.ick,,without being aware b4 marriage.....

So not possible...

Good. Safe to say you ain't an advocate of the 'No-sex-untill-marriage' crap?

Re: What Will You Do If You Find Out Your Guy Has This On The Day Of Honey Moon? by Nobody: 10:35am On Mar 02, 2016

Mimido2:
lol.....he will just go and do enlargement

My dear, them no fit enlarge dis one ooo.

Re: What Will You Do If You Find Out Your Guy Has This On The Day Of Honey Moon? by Mimido2(f): 10:35am On Mar 02, 2016

Alejhandro:
My dear, them no fit enlarge dis one ooo.

how u take know?

Re: What Will You Do If You Find Out Your Guy Has This On The Day Of Honey Moon? by sexylogan(m): 10:42am On Mar 02, 2016

Is that a dickkk or a boil? huh

Re: What Will You Do If You Find Out Your Guy Has This On The Day Of Honey Moon? by Nobody: 10:45am On Mar 02, 2016

JoeCutie:
Good. Safe to say you ain't an advocate of the 'No-sex-untill-marriage' crap?

Is it a taboo? huh

Re: What Will You Do If You Find Out Your Guy Has This On The Day Of Honey Moon? by Nobody: 10:46am On Mar 02, 2016

Mimido2:
how u take know?

C am nau. Where them go start dey do d enlargement? Nothing to hold. Dis one need transplant grin

Re: What Will You Do If You Find Out Your Guy Has This On The Day Of Honey Moon? by Nobody: 10:47am On Mar 02, 2016

vizkiz:
you did
I don die

Re: What Will You Do If You Find Out Your Guy Has This On The Day Of Honey Moon? by JoeCutie(m): 10:59am On Mar 02, 2016

Omavik:
Is it a taboo?

Is what a taboo?

Re: What Will You Do If You Find Out Your Guy Has This On The Day Of Honey Moon? by shameseun: 11:09am On Mar 02, 2016

Mimido2:
Hmmmmmm......God can help him but he has to help himself first. what Will dat peanut do u? ***enlargement all d way***

Yes by loving the real man he fell in love with and not the planned enlarged Yokohama d**k. She can support with artificial one instead.

Re: What Will You Do If You Find Out Your Guy Has This On The Day Of Honey Moon? by Nobody: 11:12am On Mar 02, 2016

jammyrock:
U no dey go church nee?

Let's be realistic about this not being spiritual. I do go to church my bro, in fact I dont joke with prayers. Sex is too important to ignore in marriage. Simple sad

Re: What Will You Do If You Find Out Your Guy Has This On The Day Of Honey Moon? by shameseun: 11:17am On Mar 02, 2016

Mimido2:
Hmmmmmm......God can help him but he has to help himself first. what Will dat peanut do u? ***enlargement all d way***

Yea by sticking to the real man he fell in love with and not the planned enlarged d**k. Maybe an artificial one, say vibrator etc that has no medical implication will be better instead.

Re: What Will You Do If You Find Out Your Guy Has This On The Day Of Honey Moon? by teechudleyy(f): 11:27am On Mar 02, 2016

Hell no! thats a grl. Nigguh cut off tht thing lets know we r lesbians. The love will still be strong.

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