Guys are very very funny creatures, haha. They just think we ladies are fools, buh truth be told, we are just as smart as you guys are. Now leme share with u five things Guys think must happen when dey havn some sort of "transaction" with a female.


1. After taking us out for an expensive date, we must reciprocate by sleeping with u guys.


Can u just imagine? Do we look so cheap? So u think we will open our precious legs for some worthless food? Or some expensive outing, sort of. Oh come off it... some of dem even feel like it's their right.. you can't buy sex wit food na, it's so not right.. a girl will only give u her cookie if she wants to, not because of ur "damn outings" u take us to. Don't think like dat next time please. We ain't sex dolls.


2. We must give you guys our number wen u ask for it.

That's how this dude offered to give me a lift in his car, so befor I accepted to enter, he said I have to give him my number... lwkmd.. who just does that.. cmon.. don't be a loser. Even some after giving the babe a lift, dey see it as a must to ask her for her number.. and if she declines, they begin to curse our generation at our backs.. u just wonder what runs through their minds after telling dem No I can't. They be like, "very stupidd girl, she doesn't knw what she is missing.." etc. Well newsflash, we have a device dat can read minds now


3. We must say yes wen u toast us

Some guys r just so funny in this part. U"d see d likes of tosyne2much coming up with sweet lines he probably copied from cutehector, and want to try it with estharfabian. And will think estharfabian will say yes to his advances just like dat.. sorrrrrrrrry... it doesn't work dat way.. don't try too hard when toastin us na, we knw konji is really catching u, but sorrry, we ain't dat cheap. Hence we say no.

4. We must play "wife" all because we answer "ur girlfrnd"

Just because a babe is your girlfnd doesn't give u the right to think she must play wifely duties to u, like cook clean wash etc. U see the likes of wristwatch(no pun intended), they will just want to convert u to housemaid, they will expect u to come and visit to cook and clean and wash their dirty boxers.. sorrrrrrry.. doest work dat way. If u want all these services please kindly put a ring on that finger.


5. They expect u to give dem money.

Some of these broke boyfrnds, they will not be like olajumoke and go and sell bread, maybe dis time around, some male celebrity might spot dem.. but all they want is to go after rich ladies and expect these rich babes to spoil dem with money.. ah ah. If u want a lady"s respect, even if she is super rich and you are broke, please never ask her for money, go out there and hustle, dis is so so sexy and hot and it will make her just want to spoil u with a lot of gifts.. rather Dan u being a parasite..


Feel free to add yours...

Sexycleopatra

Lol..... Imagine this scenario ;
Girl;Thanks a lot for footing my bills, I'm so grateful..
Boy;Never mention, what are friends for...
Girl;I'm really grateful
Boy; please can I have your no?
Girl;sure.....
(Parole starts)
The next week the guy's in between her legs.
In summary, with money, any ass is fuckable.....
Shout outs to the sharp dudes out there....

Issorite






Counter thread loading lol

How market @ op?

Sexycleopatra:
Guys are very very funny creatures, haha. They just think we ladies are fools, buh truth be told, we are just as smart as you guys are. Now leme share with u five things Guys think must happen when dey havn some sort of "transaction" with a female.

If I testify about myself then my testimony is ot true John 5:31

Sexycleopatra:
1. After taking us out for an expensive date, we must reciprocate by sleeping with u guys.

I take GFs out for an expensive date after sex not before. I don't invest blindly.

Sexycleopatra:
Can u just imagine? Do we look so cheap? So u think we will open our precious legs for some worthless food?

Only cheap people eat worthless food. You need brain allowance.

Sexycleopatra:
you can't buy sex wit food na, it's so not right.. a girl will only give u her cookie if she wants to, not because of ur "damn outings" u take us to. Don't think like dat next time please. We ain't sex dolls.

I know you ain't sex dolls but you guys go unclad in music videos so that the guy will make some money. Guys are smarter and will be smarter till thy kingdom come.

Sexycleopatra:
2. We must give you guys our number wen u ask for it.

That's how this dude offered to give me a lift in his car, so befor I accepted to enter, he said I have to give him my number... lwkmd.. who just does that.. cmon.. don't be a loser. Even some after giving the babe a lift, dey see it as a must to ask her for her number.. and if she declines, they begin to curse our generation at our backs.. u just wonder what runs through their minds after telling dem No I can't. They be like, "very stupidd girl, she doesn't knw what she is missing.." etc. Well newsflash, we have a device dat can read minds now

Your point 2 shows that you attract randy uncles unknowingly. I take it that you dress sexy and if you know the real meaning of sex then you will understand why they request for your number. Your problem is in you.

Sexycleopatra:
3. We must say yes wen u toast us

Lie is in your blood. I think lie Muhammad is your role model. Nobody is forcing you to say yes, our position on this particular case is clear. Accept us or make way for another bae, don't keep us waiting.

Sexycleopatra:
4. We must play "wife" all because we answer "ur girlfrnd"

Just because a babe is your girlfnd doesn't give u the right to think she must play wifely duties to u, like cook clean wash etc. U see the likes of wristwatch(no pun intended), they will just want to convert u to housemaid, they will expect u to come and visit to cook and clean and wash their dirty boxers.. sorrrrrrry.. doest work dat way. If u want all these services please kindly put a ring on that finger.

This is a two way thing, don't expect me to play father/husband role in your life if you can play wife duties.

So far you're in your father's house and bears his name, you're his responsibility. You call me, I call you, you text me, I text you back. You bring vjay and I bring pulla pulla, you need money? Goan make it yourself or ask your father to give you cause I am making mine.

Sexycleopatra:
5. They expect u to give dem money.

Abia... You punnies are just hypocrites, you ask him for money because he's your bf but he cannot ask you for money?

Talking about brokeness. When you see two broke guys, look around well, you will see 16 lazy broke girls.

falconey:
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baby, but you can't have your cookie and eat it nau!

Two things that I ve to say.. For naija, once u don dey drive car, my brother u don become point of attraction 2 ladies.. Y niggaz no dey get patient be say..if you allow girl chop nd go free she go think say u bi mumu..
Finally, Op shey u know say na women dey make me rape dem? How a guy go take u out and after d groove una go enter house around 2:am.. U go bath and tie only towel and sleep on his bed..wen he touch u and want 2 enter London, u go say u re not in d mood.. My sister u go dey in mood by force ooo..




Nairaland official comedian

I ll b more interested in the counter thread.. This one is simply trash..

Famouson:
Lol..... My sister u all are the same..... . Cut the long story short

Sincerely... All these , depends on the girl.. Her attitude and behaviour.

You cant expect certain things to happen when am with sister nkorochi of my church dept not to be diff from those that will happen with am with anna, the party freak

@OP just shut the fork up and down already, now what will a guy think of a lady that goes with him on a date, eat his money and buys cloths 4 herself? its only an opportunist and a hoe that does that, A decent lady will always tell a guy thank u and not to bother if he invites her on a date, 90% of these ladies that goes on a date with a guy are usually in a relationship with another guy, now how do u expect the guy that u went on a date with to look at? a hoe offcourse, "and stop forking complaining about given your boyfriend money becaus he is broke, it only shows how greedy and selfish you are, the purpose of creating woman was to help the man, you prefare him giving and giving you even though he is broke and when he has none to give to you, you then go on a date with a richer guy, lady ure a hoe(no offence) its ur type dat leaves the home expenses for their husband when they get married and u will spend all ur money on fake eye lashes and spending ur money on ur family 4gettin ur children.

waiting for counter thread..

falconey:
How market @ op?

go away

oohh this remind me of a guy I met recently...he's been so eager to asked me random questions like what's d nature of my job,what I do on my free time blah blah blah and suddenly out of nowhere he asked me how much is my salary ?? Men are so weird!

KashyBaby:
oohh this remind me of a guy I met recently...he's been so eager to asked me random questions like what's d nature of my job,what I do on my free time blah blah blah and suddenly out of nowhere he asked me how much is my salary ?? Men are so weird!

lol is he a nigerian?

Sexycleopatra:
lol is he a nigerian?

Yes he is!

Sexycleopatra:
go away

I'm still waiting for the babe on your d.P to pull it down.

KashyBaby:


Yes he is!

no wonder

falconey:


I'm still waiting for the babe on your d.P to pull it down.

i'v got like 20 iphones now

Sexycleopatra:
Guys are very very funny creatures, haha. They just think we ladies are fools, buh truth be told, we are just as smart as you guys are. Now leme share with u five things Guys think must happen when dey havn some sort of "transaction" with a female.


1. After taking us out for an expensive date, we must reciprocate by sleeping with u guys.
Can u just imagine? Do we look so cheap? So u think we will open our precious legs for some worthless food? Or some expensive outing, sort of. Oh come off it... some of dem even feel like it's their right.. you can't buy sex wit food na, it's so not right.. a girl will only give u her cookie if she wants to, not because of ur "damn outings" u take us to. Don't think like dat next time please. We ain't sex dolls.

she should have rejected the outing then. Hello? Any lazy girl that has wide mouth to eat chicken and viju milk must be ready to spread her legs in return. No time for story.

2. We must give you guys our number wen u ask for it.
That's how this dude offered to give me a lift in his car, so befor I accepted to enter, he said I have to give him my number... lwkmd.. who just does that.. cmon.. don't be a loser. Even some after giving the babe a lift, dey see it as a must to ask her for her number.. and if she declines, they begin to curse our generation at our backs.. u just wonder what runs through their minds after telling dem No I can't. They be like, "very stupidd girl, she doesn't knw what she is missing.." etc. Well newsflash, we have a device dat can read minds now

my dear, next time just catch OKada. Do you know how much it takes to get a car, fuel and maintainace? Drop your number before or after the ride or u enter keke napep wey u go nearly fall plus dust go stain your okirika bend down select

3. We must say yes wen u toast us
Some guys r just so funny in this part. U"d see d likes of tosyne2much coming up with sweet lines he probably copied from cutehector, and want to try it with estharfabian. And will think estharfabian will say yes to his advances just like dat.. sorrrrrrrrry... it doesn't work dat way.. don't try too hard when toastin us na, we knw konji is really catching u, but sorrry, we ain't dat cheap. Hence we say no.

you ladies only say "yes" to proposal from guys with advantage. No long story

4. We must play "wife" all because we answer "ur girlfrnd"
Just because a babe is your girlfnd doesn't give u the right to think she must play wifely duties to u, like cook clean wash etc. U see the likes of wristwatch(no pun intended), they will just want to convert u to housemaid, they will expect u to come and visit to cook and clean and wash their dirty boxers.. sorrrrrrry.. doest work dat way. If u want all these services please kindly put a ring on that finger.

if you don't do it, who will? My mum? Nonsense!!!

5. They expect u to give dem money.
Some of these broke boyfrnds, they will not be like olajumoke and go and sell bread, maybe dis time around, some male celebrity might spot dem.. but all they want is to go after rich ladies and expect these rich babes to spoil dem with money.. ah ah. If u want a lady"s respect, even if she is super rich and you are broke, please never ask her for money, go out there and hustle, dis is so so sexy and hot and it will make her just want to spoil u with a lot of gifts.. rather Dan u being a parasite..
Feel free to add yours...
Sexycleopatra

if broke ass ladies can beg for cash from their bf, what stops the guy from asking too? Aren't we for each other?

I know its very hard for nja babes to spend 1k on her bf, they have silly mentality that the guy must always be the one to give.

LORDSAMURAI:
@OP just shut the fork up and down already, now what will a guy think of a lady that goes with him on a date, eat his money and buys cloths 4 herself? its only an opportunist and a hoe that does that, A decent lady will always tell a guy thank u and not to bother if he invites her on a date, 90% of these ladies that goes on a date with a guy are usually in a relationship with another guy, now how do u expect the guy that u went on a date with to look at? a hoe offcourse, "and stop forking complaining about given your boyfriend money becaus he is broke, it only shows how greedy and selfish you are, the purpose of creating woman was to help the man, you prefare him giving and giving you even though he is broke and when he has none to give to you, you then go on a date with a richer guy, lady ure a hoe(no offence) its ur type dat leaves the home expenses for their husband when they get married and u will spend all ur money on fake eye lashes and spending ur money on ur family 4gettin ur children.

oh cmon don't be such such a baybee...

Sexycleopatra:
oh cmon don't be such such a baybee...

truth hurts

Hw i wish oda girls tink lyk u. Bt unfortunately dey dnt. Frm ur ryt up i cn deduce u ar a runs girl. Datin a broke guy nd gvin hm money hs bcm a crime abi? Dis thread is daft.

These things you mentioned are just avoidable situations sexycleopatra... let me analyse it from your points.

Sexycleopatra:

1. After taking us out for an expensive date, we must reciprocate by sleeping with u guys.
Can u just imagine? Do we look so cheap? So u think we will open our precious legs for some worthless food? Or some expensive outing, sort of Oh come off it... some of dem even feel like it's their right.. you can't buy sex wit food na, it's so not right.. a girl will only give u her cookie if she wants to, not because of ur "damn outings" u take us to. Don't think like dat next time please. We ain't sex dolls.

You subconsciously opened your "precious legs" the moment he paid for that "worthless food" you ate" (how can you refer to something you ate as worthless tho ). That gave him the right to ask for whatever he wants from you.
If you had paid for the food yourself, trust me, he won't expect any reciprocation through sex. It will just be a lovely night well spent. Nobody lost anything. Simple isn't it?

Sexycleopatra:

2. We must give you guys our number wen u ask for it.
That's how this dude offered to give me a lift in his car, so befor I accepted to enter, he said I have to give him my number... lwkmd.. who just does that cmon.. don't be a loser. Even some after giving the babe a lift, dey see it as a must to ask her for her number.. and if she declines, they begin to curse our generation at our backs.. u just wonder what runs through their minds after telling dem No I can't. They be like, "very stupidd girl, she doesn't knw what she is missing.." etc. Well newsflash, we have a device dat can read minds now

If you had turned down the lift offer (politely o) there won't be any reason for this experience and story. I mean, you left your house with the intention of taking public transport abi? Why the change of plans when you see a lift from someone you don't know?
You don't feel it's safe to give "a stranger" that lifted you your numer, but you feel safe to ride with the said "stranger" Who are we deceiving abeg!

Sexycleopatra:

3. We must say yes wen u toast us
Some guys r just so funny in this part. U"d see d likes of tosyne2much coming up with sweet lines he probably copied from cutehector, and want to try it with estharfabian. And will think estharfabian will say yes to his advances just like dat.. sorrrrrrrrry... it doesn't work dat way.. don't try too hard when toastin us na, we knw konji is really catching u, but sorrry, we ain't dat cheap. Hence we say no.

There is nothing wrong in turning a guy you don't like down. I mean, it's your choice. But what is wrong is when you lead him on... This is just wrong! How can you allow a guy spend on you when you know fully well you are not going to date him of course he expects you to say YES to his "toasting" since you can't say NO to his spending! A girl did this to my friend and I will pressed P on his behalf I'm serious tho hanhan, you can't let a guy's spend and turn him down. And you expect him not to be pained?..

Sexycleopatra:

4. We must play "wife" all because we answer "ur girlfrnd"
Just because a babe is your girlfnd doesn't give u the right to think she must play wifely duties to u, like cook clean wash etc. U see the likes of wristwatch(no pun intended), they will just want to convert u to housemaid, they will expect u to come and visit to cook and clean and wash their dirty boxers.. sorrrrrrry.. doest work dat way. If u want all these services please kindly put a ring on that finger.

If you are not ready to play the role of a wife, then stop making him play the role of your parents (if you are still under them) and if you are not, stop making him play the role you are suppose to play in your own life! I mean, you owe that to yourself, your dignity and pride.. ladies that work hard to provide for themselves and even their aged parents don't have two head. Be responsible for yourself and no boyfriend will expect you to play a wife role for him. It's common sense.

And as for your NO.5
No, they don't expect you to give them money, they expect you to assist them when they are down just as you expect them to assist you.

Sexycleopatra:
Guys are very very funny creatures, haha. They just think we ladies are fools, buh truth be told, we are just as smart as you guys are. Now leme share with u five things Guys think must happen when dey havn some sort of "transaction" with a female.


1. After taking us out for an expensive date, we must reciprocate by sleeping with u guys.


Can u just imagine? Do we look so cheap? So u think we will open our precious legs for some worthless food? Or some expensive outing, sort of. Oh come off it... some of dem even feel like it's their right.. you can't buy sex wit food na, it's so not right.. a girl will only give u her cookie if she wants to, not because of ur "damn outings" u take us to. Don't think like dat next time please. We ain't sex dolls.

and u tink we are father xmas?

Fmartin:
Hw i wish oda girls tink lyk u. Bt unfortunately dey dnt. Frm ur ryt up i cn deduce u ar a runs girl. Datin a broke guy nd gvin hm money hs bcm a crime abi? Dis thread is daft.

translator pls!!!! wats dis nigga tryna tell us?

Fmartin:
Hw i wish oda girls tink lyk u. Bt unfortunately dey dnt. Frm ur ryt up i cn deduce u ar a runs girl. Datin a broke guy nd gvin hm money hs bcm a crime abi? Dis thread is daft.

BRUTALITY

Girls and hypocrisy eehn

Bia this girl so if Wizkid come toast you wan come colect number u no gree? if a hear

Thats why I put on rags to toast girls if she agree fine if she no gree then I do a comeback on her if she agrees I murk her to regrets

Thats what I do

Do you really have a choice, just asking??