daretodiffer:


No one is crying foul. I know that men and women are not the same. We are not designed to be the same.

Do you work in a bank?

I am sorry but I find the bolded very hard to believe, In fact I don't believe it. There is no way to determine that.

daretodiffer:

She is married.
I am not. I am also young and reckless

Estharfabian:
Marry me already!

JoeCutie:
It's funny how we always resort to playing the 'blame game'. Pis aller!

I still don't have the slightest clue as to why we always blame the ladies as regards the failures in/of relationships (and the ladies blame the guys too), calling them names and what not. If there's one thing I hate, it's this very fallacy of generalizing. What experience you have/had with an individual (or individuals, as the case may be) gives you no right to put the responsibility on ALL the ladies/guys. And who the hell told you that "Nigerian girls" suck at relationships? We should cut our ladies some slack. Sometimes, you get as much as you give. You're nowhere near being faithful and you want your girl to be faithful every step of the way? Nigerian men (not all though), sometimes, are the architects of their own downfall, cos they (always) want to reap where they did not sow. Respect your woman so you'll be respected, cos in so far as my memory is concerned, respect is reciprocal. And for those guys spewing nonsense about the need to marry foreigners, be my guests.

When you marry oyinbo, that's when you'd know that our women are angels, cos oyinbo would NEVER tolerate half the nonsense and the double standards that the African women live with everyday. I mean, we live in a culture where the men want to have it all. They want to be worshipped by the women. Not fair at all. Just marry oyinbo and try any rubbish, do you know who you'd be talking to next? Her lawyer. And that'd be the talk of DIVORCE. That's when you'd learn to appreciate and value our women. And for what's worth, our women deserve a lot more respect and recognition than they get. The double standard is already boring and stale. It's sickening!

And for the records, our women are the best. Quote me anywhere!

darkenedrebel:


Great idea - our progenies would be geniuses.

But first, you must pass the required test every potential girlfriend takes before I can consider them eligible.
You think you are up to the challenge?

Uh....Cocky much?


You'd have me pass through a test? Me?

Alright! let's hear it! I'd be sure to ace 'em.

Lacomus:
I wish I could like this post twice !!!!!

Harrisonwo:
Nice write up. That's why many of our 9ja guys who leaves the country just wanna go for the originals. Eg Mikel and the rest.

Una need to see the way 9ja gals react when they see mikel n his babies.
Why will I come back for the fake when I see the gal who is original. Natural hair, skin colour and not all the wig wearing, skin bleaching fake gals we got here.

lezz:
1) Nigerian women rank bottom last in the global desirability index!!!

2) They are the most unnatural in looks and physical appearance. Common, the hair isn't hers, neither are the nails or lashes. She spends half her time and 40% of her partners' resources in bleaching creams and personal accessories trying to be like a Caucasian woman.

3) She's_fucking expensive and naggy. She has to do her hair twice monthly, fixed her nails and toenails. She relishes eating out than preparing home-made meals.

4) She's less romantic and more dependent than her counterpart from other climes.

The typical Nigerian woman doesnt really know how to please a man in bed. She spends her entire time shopping for clothes she'll soon grow out of, because she eats more junk food in hangouts than she has the time to excercise away.

She is so impassive in bed like a drunken sponger, she actually gives you sex as an act of obligation. While her counterparts wants to take you balls deep.

5) When she marries you, she expects you to father her entire family along. A typical Nigerian girl won't see anything wrong in bringing 4 of her siblings to come live with you, but if you have just one of your sibling around, she will whine and scold and frustrate the life of your sibling.

6)An average nigerian girl loses her charms few years after she settles in the security of marriage. She doubles her sleep time and her weight balloons up , tommy sags, laps wrinkle and she floats around the house either with wrapper around her waist or an oversized, shapeless nightgown.

7) The average Nigerian university girl is a feminist-wana-be. And she doesnt even have the brain to grasp the concept of the word!!!

8} Let's be blunt, the hair of the average naija babe stink of stale sweat and dead cells!!! They don't even bother washing it. They cover it up with polythene when they bathe and it's almost air tight. That's why they wear perfumes and deodorants like corpse.

9) Only Nigerian babes ask for credit cards with which to call you. Where's the fun when you call me with my own money ?

10) Nigerian girls can never love your mother, yet they'll want you to mollycoddle their own mothers and be the Tarzan of their family.

These girls are not dependable and they have a knack for thinking they are the best thing to happen to mankind.

Can't even take them swimming, they need to go find what to cover their silly hair with. If the hair isn't wet and dripping , soaked to her skin like her swimming suit where the hell is the fun?

lezz:
1) Nigerian women rank bottom last in the global desirability index!!!

2) They are the most unnatural in looks and physical appearance. Common, the hair isn't hers, neither are the nails or lashes. She spends half her time and 40% of her partners' resources in bleaching creams and personal accessories trying to be like a Caucasian woman.

3) She's_fucking expensive and naggy. She has to do her hair twice monthly, fixed her nails and toenails. She relishes eating out than preparing home-made meals.

4) She's less romantic and more dependent than her counterpart from other climes.

The typical Nigerian woman doesnt really know how to please a man in bed. She spends her entire time shopping for clothes she'll soon grow out of, because she eats more junk food in hangouts than she has the time to excercise away.

She is so impassive in bed like a drunken sponger, she actually gives you sex as an act of obligation. While her counterparts wants to take you balls deep.

5) When she marries you, she expects you to father her entire family along. A typical Nigerian girl won't see anything wrong in bringing 4 of her siblings to come live with you, but if you have just one of your sibling around, she will whine and scold and frustrate the life of your sibling.

6)An average nigerian girl loses her charms few years after she settles in the security of marriage. She doubles her sleep time and her weight balloons up , tommy sags, laps wrinkle and she floats around the house either with wrapper around her waist or an oversized, shapeless nightgown.

7) The average Nigerian university girl is a feminist-wana-be. And she doesnt even have the brain to grasp the concept of the word!!!

8} Let's be blunt, the hair of the average naija babe stink of stale sweat and dead cells!!! They don't even bother washing it. They cover it up with polythene when they bathe and it's almost air tight. That's why they wear perfumes and deodorants like corpse.

9) Only Nigerian babes ask for credit cards with which to call you. Where's the fun when you call me with my own money ?

10) Nigerian girls can never love your mother, yet they'll want you to mollycoddle their own mothers and be the Tarzan of their family.

These girls are not dependable and they have a knack for thinking they are the best thing to happen to mankind.

Can't even take them swimming, they need to go find what to cover their silly hair with. If the hair isn't wet and dripping , soaked to her skin like her swimming suit where the hell is the fun?

Jadekitana:
*urinates on thread, wipes pvssy with tissue, drops it, catwalks out*

Jadekitana:
*urinates on thread, wipes pvssy with tissue, drops it, catwalks out*

anigbajumo:


chai,see as landslide vanishing....

Real G,abeg waten u dey drink??

kenny987:

Sicko

lezz:
I understand both mods are females; I have written over 30 threads and have never tagged any mod directly or implicitly to push it there, never have and never will.


I'll say it as I feel it without selling my conscience for a piece of FP notoriety!!!

Greatzeus:

Respect bro,my hat's off

theEYe21:
This is an original thread, or is this a fake thread?

JoeCutie:
It's funny how we always resort to playing the 'blame game'. Pis aller!

I still don't have the slightest clue as to why we always blame the ladies as regards the failures in/of relationships (and the ladies blame the guys too), calling them names and what not. If there's one thing I hate, it's this very fallacy of generalizing. What experience you have/had with an individual (or individuals, as the case may be) gives you no right to put the responsibility on ALL the ladies/guys. And who the hell told you that "Nigerian girls" suck at relationships? We should cut our ladies some slack. Sometimes, you get as much as you give. You're nowhere near being faithful and you want your girl to be faithful every step of the way? Nigerian men (not all though), sometimes, are the architects of their own downfall, cos they (always) want to reap where they did not sow. Respect your woman so you'll be respected, cos in so far as my memory is concerned, respect is reciprocal. And for those guys spewing nonsense about the need to marry foreigners, be my guests.

When you marry oyinbo, that's when you'd know that our women are angels, cos oyinbo would NEVER tolerate half the nonsense and the double standards that the African women live with everyday. I mean, we live in a culture where the men want to have it all. They want to be worshipped by the women. Not fair at all. Just marry oyinbo and try any rubbish, do you know who you'd be talking to next? Her lawyer. And that'd be the talk of DIVORCE. That's when you'd learn to appreciate and value our women. And for what's worth, our women deserve a lot more respect and recognition than they get. The double standard is already boring and stale. It's sickening!

And for the records, our women are the best. Quote me anywhere!

FTBOY:
i know your mom is the bread winner of your wretched family, jumping from adamu to okeke just to ensure you survive.... and your dad was a jobless, ogogoro drinker. no wonder you're all about feminism. sadly, you don't understand the meaning. real feminists are engage their time and energy in fruitful ventures, competing with men and making themselves useful to the society.....you, on the other hand, are just an angry, rejected bytch who happens to have access to the internet shame on you and the mother that raised you

Harrisonwo:


Just arrange bottles of origin for me

Estharfabian:
Uh....Cocky much?
You'd have me pass through a test? Me?

Estharfabian:
Alright! let's hear it! I'd be sure to ace 'em.

darkenedrebel:


You said it yourself, all men are egoistic.
We high-functioning sociopaths especially love to have fun with everything.



There was a coldblooded murder at a church wedding at San Fransisco last week. The total number of people that attended the wedding were 50 ,including the bride & bridegroom. The police in their investigations noticed an anomaly - only 49 people had their faces in all of the photographs taken at the wedding - meaning only one person did not have his or her face captured at all, possibly an uninvited guest who did not want to be detected. The police have declared that the individual whose photo was not in the total photographs taken on that day is the murderer but they have a little difficulty in identifying this person.

Tell me Esther, who is responsible for the murder?

joseph1832:
What happened to the person *****************?

lezz:
Clap, Clap , Clap!!! Beautiful attempt!

Now show me a similar message of vilification you posted on the other thread that necessitated this one.


If you don't, then I'll chalk you down as a crooked, feeble cuñt-quester!!!

Phame:
you know i'm right.

darkenedrebel:


The question was for Esther, not you.
Abebelube, you failed it.
Edit your post abeg, I want to see how she answers without any external influence.

joseph1832:
LMFAO. I'm glad to know I failed it. Thanks.

darkenedrebel:


You actually failed it - you think I was gonna make it that simple?

It it were to be an online IQ test, you for don score 0.0002 for that answer

joseph1832:
I'm even waiting with you. In fact bro, I'll even wonder and invite Stevie Wonder to Wonder with me while the dude show us proof.