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From yahoo answer
Okay so please listen to what I have to say. Im really confused so a while ago, I was masturbating with an egg when right when I was about to orgasm, my vag just like, sucked it up. It was like a vaccum. Not just a regular vaccum, my vag is a dyson. Anyway, I was so scared that I spent the rest of the night trying to queef that egg out but it wouldn't come out. The next day, while I was playing basketball during gym, the egg fell out and into my underwear! I was so afraid to take it out because I was scared people were going to think i was growing a penis or something. When I got home, I took it out and found out that the egg had HARD-BOILED! My vagina is a vaccum and a pot of boiling water! It hard-boiled an egg! Im not done! So I didnt know what else to do so i put the egg in the fridge and a couple hours later, my dad was eating an Egg Salad Sandwhich! He then started gagging and coughing. Should I tell my dad about the egg?

Op is it from lai mohammed yahoo page you got dis from?

Please can it cook rice?

continue to cook/feed ur lie to the mumus continue to cook/feed ur lie to the mumus

Im still looking for the first time ill come across a truthful person on nairaland

AbduLIE developed LInus

Monalisa185:
lol..this op can lie ehhhh, oya where's the link to the mumu page?

so because one silly girl masturbated with a cucumber and left it in the fridge, then her father ate it, you decided to boil an egg in you vagina and equally left it for your father to eat as well..
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op, fear God ooo...next time, be more constructive in your lies na, this one no enter atol..(no offense

You need serious koboko beating. Oya see for you self. https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20130913193721AACrlau#

Lmfao! Egwu adigo na Katanga! Op this is one hell of a bloody lie and you seem to be out of your semi freaking mind!! Mehn this is outrageous!!!

DemiGoddess:
Lmfao! Egwu adigo na Katanga! Op this is one hell of a bloody lie and you seem to be out of your semi freaking mind!! Mehn this is outrageous!!!

then experiment it on your self to see if it is true instead. Simple! Me I don't have vag

INTERMAN:
then experiment it on your self to see if it is true instead. Simple! Me I don't have vag

No thanks

wow!!! so you lay eggs? nice development.

Next stage of evolution

what concern me

so the egg was in you till the next day,

You slept,


Walked,



Played BBall



And it didn't break


OP, I salute YOU!!!



#Adonis3HasSopken

And my mother ate the susage fried by my pineni...

it doesn't conc

Hmmm....this might be a new solution to Nigeria's energy problems. Bio-vag-stove.

INTERMAN:
From yahoo answer

Okay so please listen to what I have to
say. Im really confused so a while ago, I
was masturbating with an egg when
right when I was about to orgasm, my
vag just like, sucked it up. It was like a
vaccum. Not just a regular vaccum, my
vag is a dyson. Anyway, I was so
scared that I spent the rest of the night
trying to queef that egg out but it
wouldn't come out.
The next day, while I was playing
basketball during gym, the egg fell out
and into my underwear! I was so afraid
to take it out because I was scared
people were going to think i was
growing a penis or something. When I
got home, I took it out and found out
that the egg had HARD-BOILED! My
vagina is a vaccum and a pot of boiling
water! It hard-boiled an egg!
Im not done! So I didnt know what else
to do so i put the egg in the fridge and
a couple hours later, my dad was eating
an Egg Salad Sandwhich! He then
started gagging and coughing.
Should I tell my dad about the egg?

I've always known u are a Yaba left patient.E no go beta for d person wey make your life bend.........

reminiscing:
I've always known u are a Yaba left patient.E no go beta for d person wey make your life bend.........

what I do?