Lezzlie:
I didn't set out to make you laugh, hun.

But if you're going to keep laughing all day, then I won't be inviting you to my bed

Eeyah, sorry. I just find alot of things weird and funny, sweet talks being one of them. About your bed, does my real face seem interested

HaneefahAde:


Eeyah, sorry. I just find alot of things weird and funny, sweet talks being one of them.

You find sweet talk weird and funny

Sweet talk is a prelude to fück !


Hope you don't see fücking as weird too

** modified in respect to your update***


Your real face has an enchanting mystery of compellation!

Fücking you should be one of the defining moments of my life

Lezzlie:
You find sweet talk weird and funny
Sweet talk is a prelude to fück !

Hope you don't see fücking as weird too
** modified in respect to your update***

Your real face has an enchanting mystery of compellation!
Fücking you should be one of the defining moment of my life

Yes, is that weird?
I will rather stuff my face with cookies [quote author=Lezzlie post=43795843]

HaneefahAde:



Yes, is that weird?

I will rather stuff my face with cookies

What NONSENSE!!!

You prefer cookies to sex ? Typical Nigerian girl!!!

That's why I said Nigerian girls dont know how to please a man in bed in no. 4


If I pull down all of nairaland just to bring you to my bed, you will only open your legs out of a sense of loyalty!

You won't let me go so deep enough to ring your bell.

You will narrow the width of your thighs to hinder my hips from pushing my diiick all the way deep inside of you---- where heaven meets earth.


You'll be thinking of damm cookies!!!

That's why number 4 says you always grow out of shape so soon.

Lezzlie:
What NONSENSE!!!

You prefer cookies to sex ? Typical Nigerian girl!!!

That's why I said Nigerian girls dont know how to please a man in bed in no. 4


If I pull down all of nairaland just to bring you to my bed, you will only open your legs out of a sense of loyalty!

You won't let me go so deep enough to ring your bell.

You will narrow the width of your thighs to hinder my hips from pushing my diiick all the way deep inside of you---- where heaven meets earth.


You'll be thinking of damm cookies!!!

That's why number 4 says you always grow out of shape so soon.

Lolz, is it paining you on my behalf? I won't even open my legs if I don't want to, not even for loyalty, whatever that means, to someone I'm not married to. And neither do I expect anything from him. Lolz, about not knowing how to please men, ur experience, pele. That's a first, so a typical Nigerian girl doesn't like sex? More like atypical, and we are all different anyway. If a girl is thinking of cookies while having sex then the guy is not doing his job.

Not going out of shape anytime soon so I might as well treat myself to treats once in a while, don't you think?

HaneefahAde:



Lolz, is it paining you on my behalf? I won't even open my legs if I don't want to, not even for loyalty, whatever that means, to someone I'm not married to. And neither do I expect anything from him. Lolz, about not knowing how to please men, ur experience, pele. That's a first, so a typical Nigerian girl doesn't like sex? More like atypical, and we are all different anyway. If a girl is thinking of cookies while having sex then the guy is not doing his job.

Not going out of shape anytime soon so I might as well treat myself to treats once in a while, don't you think?

No be you dey compare sex to cookies?

You gave your thought of sex away right there.

And you come off as a virgin.

Are you?

If you are , the thought of sex should either bring you fright or joy, eh, maybe a little curiosity too.


Talking of Nigerian women, the vast majority prefer money and fastfood.

I still haven't met a Nigerian girl who sucked my diick without her teeth grating the shaft of my diick!!!

Babe, that's why i can hold myself from _ejaculating for 50 minutes while a Nigerian girl tongues my diick.

Lezzlie:




No be you dey compare sex to cookies?

You gave your thought of sex away right there.

And you come off as a virgin.

Are you?

If you are , the thought of sex should either bring you fright or joy, eh, maybe a little curiosity too.


Talking of Nigerian women, the vast majority prefer money and fastfood.

I still haven't met a Nigerian girl who sucked my diick without her teeth grating the shaft of my diick!!!

Babe, that's why i can hold myself from _ejaculating for 50 minutes while a Nigerian girl tongues my diick.

I gave my thought of sex with you. Hmmmm, curiosity, joy, fright, try indifference.


Lolz, You should do an ultimate search for such girl and wife her, u know?

HaneefahAde:



I gave my thought of sex with you. Hmmmm, curiosity, joy, fright, try indifference.


Lolz, You should do an ultimate search for such girl and wife her, u know?

I was hoping to wife you, being a Muslim.

I have this hunch you will prove my stereotyping of Nigerian girls wrong

Except of course you're a virgin.

Lezzlie:
I was hoping to wife you, being a Muslim.

I have this hunch you will prove my stereotyping of Nigerian girls wrong

Except of course you're a virgin.

There are lots of lovely muslim ladies out there who might be interested, you can always chose from, if you really want to.

Ever heard the saying 'don't underestimate virgins'? . Probably not.

HaneefahAde:


There are lots of lovely muslim ladies out there who might be interested, you can always chose from, if you really want to.

Ever heard the saying 'don't underestimate virgins'? . Probably not.

You're a virgin

I have had my fill of them.

I shouldn't be discussing sexual stuffs with you.

daretodiffer:


We are having this convo because you believe that feminism =evil, and that makes me mad
I am not going to answer that

So you are more of a mind reader now
Don't be shy

seaga:


So you are more of a mind reader now
Don't be shy

Yup! I am

I am not shy

Lezzlie:
You're a virgin

I have had my fill of them.

I shouldn't be discussing sexual stuffs with you.

Lolz, close your mouth a fly is coming.


I am a nurse so I can discuss sex like it's the weather. But yeah, don't kwarrupt my innocent mind.

daretodiffer, how are you doing?

HaneefahAde:
daretodiffer, how are you doing?

+

I am fine

Can we do this llater please?

HaneefahAde:


Lolz, close your mouth a fly is coming.


I am a nurse so I can discuss sex like it's the weather. But yeah, don't kwarrupt my innocent mind.

A nurse? And a virgin ?

That combination, You make my diick get up with savage desire!!!

Nurses are known to be great movers!

But since we aren't talking about medical physiology,

Sex is way out of your league!

But I'll like to see you in your uniform, damn.

Nurses' uniforms are darn sexy!

You could change my mind

daretodiffer:
+
I am fine
Can we do this llater please?

Alright, just wanted to say hi.

HaneefahAde:



Alright, just wanted to say hi.

is this HaneefahRN

daretodiffer:
is this HaneefahRN

Yes

Lezzlie:
A nurse? And a virgin ?

That combination, You make my diick get up with savage desire!!!

Nurses are known to be great movers!

But since we aren't talking about medical physiology,

Sex is way out of your league!

But I'll like to see you in your uniform, damn.

Nurses' uniforms are darn sexy!

You could change my mind

Lolz. Leave me alone already. Many NL ladies to flirt with. I'm sure you are always up to that task.

HaneefahAde:


Yes

I just wanted to be sure

HaneefahAde:



Lolz. Leave me alone already. Many NL ladies to flirt with. I'm sure you are always up to that task.

I'm honestly beginning to find it hard to decide what to do with you!

Lezzlie:
I'm honestly beginning to find it hard to decide what to do with you!

I think that's a good development.

HaneefahAde:


I think that's a good development.

You can't be too sure of that!!!

You're actually making me review my policies on V's.

You sound brave for your type.

Do I dare rob you of your innocence?

Tell me how old are you.

I don't wish to Ese you!

Lezzlie:
You can't be too sure of that!!!

You're actually making me review my policies on V's.

You sound brave for your type.

Do I dare rob you of your innocence?

Tell me how old are you.

I don't wish to Ese you!

Lolz, brave for my type? Are virgins supposed to be timid or maybe stupid? I think timidity wld be giving it up just out of loyalty whatever to some guy or insecurity issues and not cos you really want to. Being a virgin or not is a choice (excluding rape, God forbid) and has nothing to do with ones personality.

In your dreams maybe.

What's the meaning of 'ese'.

Lolz, ok, I grab Oruru. I'm no teenager.

HaneefahAde and Lezzlie.. hmm Sounds Good!

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pinceprinz:
Han.eefahAde and Le.zzlie.. hmm Sounds Good!

I should ice this thread up after the scorching vitroils earlier on

pinceprinz:
HaneefahAde and Lezzlie.. hmm Sounds Good!

Lolz, good ke? Nah.

HaneefahAde:


Lolz, brave for my type? Are virgins supposed to be timid or maybe stupid? I think timidity wld be giving it up just out of loyalty whatever to some guy or insecurity issues and not cos you really want to. Being a virgin or not is a choice (excluding rape, God forbid) and has nothing to do with ones personality.

In your dreams maybe.

What's the meaning of 'ese'.

Lolz, ok, I grab Oruru. I'm no teenager.

Nice you understand my allusion to Ese

My reference to your innocence has nothing to do with your bravery or lack thereof!

Matter of fact, I find your mind more interesting than your body, knowing that the pleasure of virgin sex is too tasking and laden with responsibilities.

That may change of course if I see how well your nurse uniform sits on your body and if you have got fine bones

Since you aren't a teenager then, I think I have crossed the legal huddles of talking trash to you. But it takes more than being an adult to see the colours of my bedsheets.

Chai! this is just harsh

daretodiffer:


Yup! I am

I am not shy

I will take that as a yes