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Re: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by Monalisa185(f): 10:54pm On Mar 20, 2016
pinceprinz:
lol.

Im sorry, im not a big fan of soccer but do get forced to watch with fam atimes ykno so... Anyway, twas a nice day watched like 6movies and ate like broiler grin
ehhhh? you ain't a fan of soccer? o boy!!!

6 movies? hehehehe, you come chop like broiler join...you must have eaten 6 times as well...1 plate for 1 movie... you bad ganngrin
Re: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by postmann: 10:55pm On Mar 20, 2016
Dklef:
grin He still get mouth to talk eh
cheesy
I've made complete withdrawal.
Re: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by LordOfTheWeed: 10:55pm On Mar 20, 2016
naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Please I want someone to challenge dharneehell to win the heart of mrsphyno.

Synzu? Lezz? What ya say? cheesy[/color]
I'm up for the challenge grin grin grin






Iffa hear!!!!!
Re: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by Laveda(f): 10:56pm On Mar 20, 2016
ActOfWar:
Cruel! cry cry cry
How? cry
Re: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by sheunsheun(m): 10:57pm On Mar 20, 2016
Laveda:
You better sleep o grin

Don't use pidgin to woo me please cry cry
Oh baby u don brk ma hrt. Bt seriously baby u ve 2 understand me!!! Imagine, m evn famzing u, ma dp, wallpaper its all ur pix, imagine ma frnds evn tot we dating, m sorri i ve 2 wait till dis moment 2 admit it, bt @ least i ve surmount the ecourage to cum, plz baby jst undastnd me!!!
Re: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by Laveda(f): 10:59pm On Mar 20, 2016
sheunsheun:
Oh baby u don brk ma hrt. Bt seriously baby u ve 2 understand me!!! Imagine, m evn famzing u, ma dp, wallpaper its all ur pix, imagine ma frnds evn tot we dating, m sorri i ve 2 wait till dis moment 2 admit it, bt @ least i ve surmount the ecourage to cum, plz baby jst undastnd me!!!
embarassed embarassed embarassed

Let's wait till the D-day.
Then you spill everything. grin
Re: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by lezz(m): 11:00pm On Mar 20, 2016
postmann:
You must think I'm some female. Or better still, one naive, never-been-there virgin boy, don't you?

Well, my obscenity is private property
Deep in a four-walled chamber
Where _nudity is the only costume
And all eyes and ears are unwelcome strangers.
Then nothing is forbidden.
grin grin grin grin

Romanceland isn't good for you boy!!!

Hang on, I'm going to paint you a perfect picture and you can actually be able to see the folding skin texture of the opening of vagina and the swollen mould of flesh consisting the labia majora grin grin grin


And then the wrinkled end where the vagina lips come together, few distance from the anus.

It has a wrinkled form owing to streching and receding of skin elasticity caused by the intrusion and withdrawal of an erect peniis.
Re: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by meelorlah(f): 11:00pm On Mar 20, 2016
joseph1832:
A Clerihew poem for you with the charming smile. But, why can't you blush? Lol.
I like it,thanks...Do dark people blush?
Re: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by Dklef(m): 11:02pm On Mar 20, 2016
postmann:
I've made complete withdrawal.
LOL.
Been kidding bro.
Re: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by sheunsheun(m): 11:03pm On Mar 20, 2016
Laveda:
embarassed embarassed embarassed

Let's wait till the D-day.
Then you spill everything. grin
D day!!! So we neva start, ok na!!!
Re: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by postmann: 11:06pm On Mar 20, 2016
lezz:
grin grin grin grin

Romanceland isn't good for you boy!!!

Hang on, I'm going to paint you a perfect picture and you can actually be able to see the folding skin texture of the opening of vagina and the swollen mould of flesh consisting the labia majora grin grin grin


And then the wrinkled end where the vagina lips come together, few distance from the anus.

It has a wrinkled form owing to streching and receding of skin elasticity caused by the intrusion and withdrawal of an erect penis.
You mustn't reply, you 6ft 4" walking, monstrous pervert.
Re: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by postmann: 11:07pm On Mar 20, 2016
Dklef:
LOL.

Been kidding bro.
I know. You're mah man!
grin
Re: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by Laveda(f): 11:08pm On Mar 20, 2016
sheunsheun:
D day!!! So we neva start, ok na!!!
Hope you okay? smiley
Re: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by lezz(m): 11:14pm On Mar 20, 2016
postmann:
You mustn't reply, you 6ft 4" walking, monstrous pervert.
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

NL can not redefine perversion, not now, not ever!!!

Perversion is when you sniff girls' panties hung out on a line. Or when you creep up on girls nudeness with a mirror!!! grin grin grin

My ability to paint a life, breathing, living picture of püssy just makes me a.......well........... a Michaelangelo with a pen .



Bwahahahahaha.
Re: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by Nobody: 11:15pm On Mar 20, 2016
I wanna woo meelorlah cc: naijaboiy
Re: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by petux(m): 11:26pm On Mar 20, 2016
naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]You go use pidgin na. cheesy[/color]
bro when is the competition goin to start...make i dae learn
Re: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by sheunsheun(m): 11:26pm On Mar 20, 2016
Laveda:
Hope you okay? smiley
Vry vry Ok. Jst dnt knw if i can slip 2nyt wit all dis ur smile wink
Re: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by KingTom(m): 11:29pm On Mar 20, 2016
naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Lool...you may be swept off your feet. You can never tell.

Kingtom did it for ishilove. grin[/color]
and never regretted it grin
Re: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by KingTom(m): 11:30pm On Mar 20, 2016
Laveda:
Kingtom nah baba werey grin grin
No one can do it like tom cry

Till then sha.
accept that way jare undecided abi you dey form? grin
Re: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by postmann: 11:30pm On Mar 20, 2016
lezz:
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

NL can not redefine perversion, not now, not ever!!!

Perversion is when you sniff girls' panties hung out on a line. Or when you creep up on girls nudeness with a mirror!!! grin grin grin

My ability to paint a life, breathing, living picture of püssy just makes me a.......well........... a Michaelangelo with a pen .



Bwahahahahaha.
grin
Re: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by lezz(m):
misspicy:
I am sure he can pick from the numerous lasses beckoning for his attention wink



Le.zz please do them this favour,I know a bunch who are craving you attention grincheesy
Do you not know that all my lines for you I have completed early this morning?

I have your name written on all of them!!!

And now you ask me to give it to another?

It will be insincere not coming from my heart.


Even if you won't stand the contest can you read what my heart has to say about you?
Re: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by Laveda(f): 11:34pm On Mar 20, 2016
sheunsheun:
Vry vry Ok. Jst dnt knw if i can slip 2nyt wit all dis ur smile wink
Sure you'll sleep very well tonight cheesy
Re: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by Laveda(f): 11:34pm On Mar 20, 2016
KingTom:
accept that way jare undecided abi you dey form? grin
Not at all grin
Re: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by postmann: 11:35pm On Mar 20, 2016
lezz:
Do you not know that all my lines for you I have completed early this morning?

I have your name written on all of them!!!

And now you ask me to give it to another?

It will be insincere not coming from my heart.


Even if you won't stand the contest can you read what my heart has to say about you?
Bros, wetin you talk just now, I no understand.
Pls come again.
undecided
Re: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by lezz(m): 11:36pm On Mar 20, 2016
postmann:
[b]
My definition
Nah!!
My ladies in NL have to bear certain physical qualities and intellectual disposition before my interest will be stirred.

Then there are other tests which aren't your concern.
Re: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by postmann: 11:38pm On Mar 20, 2016
lezz:
Nah!!
My ladies in NL has to bear certain physical qualities and intellectual disposition before my interest will be stirred.

Then there are other tests which aren't your concern.
Ok
Re: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by lezz(m): 11:41pm On Mar 20, 2016
postmann:
Bros, wetin you talk just now, I no understand.
Pls come again.
undecided
That wasn't for you, you saphead.
Re: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by sheunsheun(m): 11:42pm On Mar 20, 2016
Laveda:
Sure you'll sleep very well tonight cheesy
Lets hope dos smiles will escort me 2 dreamland cheesy
Re: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by postmann: 11:44pm On Mar 20, 2016
lezz:
That wasn't for you, you saphead.
Ok.
Re: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by Laveda(f): 11:47pm On Mar 20, 2016
sheunsheun:
Lets hope dos smiles will escort me 2 dreamland cheesy
Yeah sure..
Good night.
Re: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by sheunsheun(m): 11:49pm On Mar 20, 2016
Laveda:
Yeah sure..
Good night.
Yea, gd nyt swit
Re: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by naijaboiy(op): 11:56pm On Mar 20, 2016
LordOfTheWeed:
I'm up for the challenge grin grin grin






Iffa hear!!!!!
[color=#1980BC]You dey fear? grin[/color]
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