Shout out to all the ladies out there..If yhu do anyone of these things...abeg try ease up on it,Men may not say anything so as not to hurt yhur feelings....


1.BITING ;'( : Please our ladies keep yhur teeth out of the winnie ts not a meal
2.SCRATCHING!!! : Abeg keep those steamy sex scenes yhu see in hollywood movies out of the bed room... just because ts good stuff doesn't mean yhu should peel the skin off our backs

3.FARTING:I know,I know..yhu can't help it but its still disgusting ..

4.SCREAMING: sex is great when yhu give us "ringtones" but not when yhu start to disturb the neighbors ..Once tis bae was screaming "OH,God!!" "Oh my lord!!" I mean common are yhu trynna remind God am committing sin??

5.Cuddling after sex: Ts a nice gesture but don't over do it..Specialy if he's not yhur husband...ts weird

6.Faking Orgasm : Common na,2 minutes into the thing and yhur already screaming "Am Cummming" were are yhu coming to?? ,it usually has a negative effect if he notices it...

7.Corpse-Style : yhu know sex is team work abi? Why then do yhu lie there like a log of wood while the guy is humping away his destiny ??
At a point the pain in his waist becomes more noticeable than the actual pleasure from the act

8.Calling out the wrong name : Seriously ?? WTF is wrong with yhu

9.Stopping Mid-way: yhu start kissing with such fierce energy..Then suddenly yhu stop I mean why not refuse from the beginning...yhu are already unclad wtf is the problem then

10.Dirty Privates :Tis the biggest turn off ah swear if as soon as yhur undies come off and the room starts to smell like a fish market then ts highly likely yhu don't do proper hygiene...After if we say yhu should go and have yhur bath before the act yhu'll say we are insulting yhu

.

There yhu have it..there's a lot more am sure but I leave tat for the experts on NL to point them out ...


Lalasticlala,seun.

slyIsaac:
Shout out to all the ladies out there..If yhu do anyone of these things...abeg try ease up on it,Men may not say anything so as not to hurt yhur feelings....


1.BITING ;'( : Please our ladies keep yhur teeth out of the winnie ts not a meal
2.SCRATCHING!!! : Abeg keep those steamy sex scenes yhu see in hollywood movies out of the bed room... just because ts good stuff doesn't mean yhu should peel the skin off our backs

3.FARTING:I know,I know..yhu can't help it but its still disgusting ..

4.SCREAMING: sex is great when yhu give us "ringtones" but not when yhu start to disturb the neighbors ..Once tis bae was screaming "OH,God!!" "Oh my lord!!" I mean common are yhu trynna remind God am committing sin??

5.Cuddling after sex: Ts a nice gesture but don't over do it..Specialy if he's not yhur husband...ts weird

6.Faking Orgasm : Common na,2 minutes into the thing and yhur already screaming "Am Cumming" were are yhu coming to?? ,it usually has a negative effect if he notices it...

7.Corpse-Style : yhu know sex is team work abi? Why then do yhu lie there like a log of wood while the guy is humping away his destiny ??
At a point the pain in his waist becomes more noticeable than the actual pleasure from the act

8.Calling out the wrong name : Seriously ?? WTF is wrong with yhu

9.Stopping Mid-way: yhu start kissing with such fierce energy..Then suddenly yhu stop I mean why not refuse from the beginning...yhu are already unclad wtf is the problem then

10.Dirty Privates :Tis the biggest turn off ah swear if as soon as yhur undies come off and the room starts to smell like a fish market then ts highly likely yhu don't do proper hygiene...After if we say yhu should go and have yhur bath before the act yhu'll say we are insulting yhu

.

There yhu have it..there's a lot more am sure but I leave tat for the experts on NL to point them out ...


Lalasticlala,seun.

If we dont do dis who will?
Hemaphrodites or transgenders?

Make una dey fear God.. We are close to Holy week..



Nairaland official comedian

halfricanadian:


If we dont do dis who will?
Hemaphrodites or transgenders?

No...there's no concrete proof of existence of human hermaphrodites

Tats all I can say

slyIsaac:

No...there's no concrete proof of existence of human hermaphrodites

Tats all I can say

Speak for urself honey

OP u are correct....the some ladies will kiss fiercely then stop mid way during love making and I'm like WTF....the farting one I guess that's mostly during doggie well the experienced ones can shed more light on this..... the most annoying one is that they will say they want men that last long in bed and when they jam person way pass them they will be complaining and saying they are tired.....some will even spread legs for fan imagine....well that was long time ago sha me don change

I would have comment but I won't

no 7 is just too badt....

HMMMM

SOM1 IS GETTING WET ALREADY

FlawlessRebirth2:
HMMMM


SOM1 IS GETTING WET ALREADY

Use towel dry am up

funnynation:
Make una dey fear God.. We are close to Holy week..




Nairaland official comedian

Lol..happy easter in advance bro

The type of thread our youths are opening nowadays are something else o

Buhari please do something

Unemployment is killing these young ones

Hilarious

ImDharay:

don't corrupt me 0p.

Pretender

rawpadgin:
The type of thread our youths are opening nowadays are something else o

Buhari please do something

Unemployment is killing these young ones

Oga I hear say yhu be manager 4 chevron

slyIsaac:
Lol..happy easter in advance bro

I wish u d love of Christ

7.Corpse-Style : yhu know sex is team work abi? Why then do yhu lie there like a log of wood while the guy is humping away his destiny ??
At a point the pain in his waist becomes more noticeable than the actual pleasure from the act


Warris dis bikonu? U be frog wey dey hump?

Lalasticlala I've been a good boy all day

halfricanadian:

If we dont do dis who will? Hemaphrodites or transgenders?

Next time u don't quote the whole text, it makes the thread boring.
Just make ur comment... u don't need to quote.

Pinshure or... U knw d rest

So True . . But What's Orgasm :O

If u have any gf that does all or any of this,,,send her to me and I will help u correct her.




Don't thank me now. U will still thank me more later when am done.


Iranu

Lolaabokoku:
Pinshure or... U knw d rest

You want pictures for this topic?

Na screaming I dislike pass, I also dislike when bush plenty for the kitten.

olaleks007:
If u have any gf that does all or any of this,,,send her to me and I will help u correct her.




Don't thank me now. U will still thank me more later when am done.


Iranu

He he he baddest niqqa

But if I'm going to giver her to yhu I'd like to know exactly what yhu have in mind to do

Gaddafithe2nd:
Na screaming I dislike pass, I also dislike when bush plenty for the kitten.

He he he

One really scratched me dat I was like"dis one na painfull pleasure"....i just paid her back a bit in her own coin and bit her nipples and really d scratching stopped immediately and all I heard is baby u r killing me and I replied uve killed me already...

Lol,see all of una bad bad children,

Lalasticlala have you seen this hilarious thread yet?

FlawlessRebirth2:
HMMMM


SOM1 IS GETTING WET ALREADY

are you for real, just like that