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Help! My Joystick Aches by Nobody: 9:49am On Mar 27, 2016
Hello!
I'm 23years old and I've been having this persistent stomach ache and discomfort in my joystick for sometimes.
Recently visited a doctor and he told me its because I'm not sexually active.
I was like WTF!
So sexual inactivity led to this torture?
Yesterday, I could barely walk.
Has anyone here been in my shoes before?
Help a brother.
Thanks
Re: Help! My Joystick Aches by Nobody: 9:50am On Mar 27, 2016
Attention seeker
Re: Help! My Joystick Aches by Nobody: 9:51am On Mar 27, 2016
Wtf yhu disturbing us for la... Doctor haf telled yhu already...

Go n get laid undecided
Re: Help! My Joystick Aches by Nobody:
LoL!grin




[s]And Your cerebrum pushed you to update it Here? instead of visiting a doctor?[/s]


Modified:
Okay! So he visited a doctor...undecided And he's still here whinning when he should be screwing some bîtch..undecided
Way To Go bro
!
Re: Help! My Joystick Aches by Emac34: 9:53am On Mar 27, 2016
another piece of shiit
Re: Help! My Joystick Aches by vickvan(m): 9:56am On Mar 27, 2016
What does Op want us to do now ehn? The doctor has told you what to do or do you still need help in wooing a girl to get laid? Na wa for you oo...
Re: Help! My Joystick Aches by Nobody: 9:57am On Mar 27, 2016
Estharfabian:
LoL!grin




And Your cerebrum pushed you to update it Here? instead of visiting a doctor?

Way To Go bro!
You just proved me right
Did you even read the post atall?
Seems Nairalanders type without their brains.
Ode oshi
Re: Help! My Joystick Aches by Sunkyphil(m): 10:02am On Mar 27, 2016
find one olosh fvck na since docky don tell u grin
Re: Help! My Joystick Aches by ebusbaba10: 10:04am On Mar 27, 2016
Op, are u a virgin. huh
Re: Help! My Joystick Aches by Nobody: 10:05am On Mar 27, 2016
@OP ur village people are using ur dick tied to a bucket to fetch water 4rm d well.
Re: Help! My Joystick Aches by magicalBae(f): 10:05am On Mar 27, 2016
Since the doctor said it's sexual inactive, visiting a brothel wil not b a bad idea cos it seems u don't hv a gf. Just saying
Re: Help! My Joystick Aches by Nobody: 10:08am On Mar 27, 2016
Eb0753:
[s]You just proved me right
Did you even read the post atall?
Seems Nairalanders type without their brains.
Ode oshi[/s]
LoL!grin

Sweetheart, No need to get All Sensitive..undecided
Okay, so, You Did visit A doctor.
So, What Should we do? Help You become Sexually Active? Or Maybe give you the number of a hooker?
You Already got an answer from Your doc! Screw someone!


Some post ain't even worth Reading. It had "Attention Seeker" written all over it!

Oloshi! (Sorry, I had to curse my own back! tongue)
Re: Help! My Joystick Aches by Nobody: 10:10am On Mar 27, 2016
Estharfabian:
LoL!grin

Sweetheart, No need to get All Sensitive..undecided
Okay, so, You Did visit A doctor.
So, What Should we do? Help You become Sexually Active? Or Maybe give you the number of a hooker?
You Already got an answer from Your doc! Screw someone!


Some post ain't even worth Reading. It had r[b]"Attention Seeker"[/b] written all over it!

Oloshi! (Sorry, I had to curse my own back! tongue)
You know what?
Grow up
Re: Help! My Joystick Aches by Nobody: 10:14am On Mar 27, 2016
magicalBae:
Since the doctor said it's sexual inactive, visiting a brothel wil not b a bad idea cos it seems u don't hv a gf. Just saying
Lol
Re: Help! My Joystick Aches by Nobody: 10:15am On Mar 27, 2016
ebusbaba10:
Op, are u a virgin. huh
Lol..
Yh
Re: Help! My Joystick Aches by Nobody: 10:22am On Mar 27, 2016
Maybe u can be his girlfriend or as well help him out
magicalBae:
Since the doctor said it's sexual inactive, visiting a brothel wil not b a bad idea cos it seems u don't hv a gf. Just saying
Re: Help! My Joystick Aches by Nobody: 10:26am On Mar 27, 2016
Estharfabian:
LoL!grin

Sweetheart, No need to get All Sensitive..undecided
Okay, so, You Did visit A doctor.
So, What Should we do? Help You become Sexually Active? Or Maybe give you the number of a hooker?
You Already got an answer from Your doc! Screw someone!


Some post ain't even worth Reading. It had "Attention Seeker" written all over it!

Oloshi! (Sorry, I had to curse my own back! tongue)
Personal text: I'm One Of Those People You'd Hate Until You Have An Actual Conversation With...." just saying...O.o

This says it all
Re: Help! My Joystick Aches by magicalBae(f): 10:28am On Mar 27, 2016
Oma307:
Maybe u can be his girlfriend or as well help him out
U can also help him out but don't get nab cos adding 14years to your age is no joke tongue
Re: Help! My Joystick Aches by Nobody: 10:32am On Mar 27, 2016
lol this guy is a V Abeg go find girl na abi who wan help am?
Re: Help! My Joystick Aches by Nobody: 10:35am On Mar 27, 2016
Haba, the op didnt say he need a gay
magicalBae:
U can also help him out but don't get nab cos adding 14years to your age is no joke tongue
Re: Help! My Joystick Aches by Nobody: 10:38am On Mar 27, 2016
Eb0753:
Personal text: I'm One Of Those People You'd Hate Until You Have An Actual Conversation With...." just saying...O.o

This says it all
LoL!grin
You Looked me up? embarassed How subtle!


I thought this convo was Over and done with?
Go away Ebo...I'm done talking Witcha. tata

Re: Help! My Joystick Aches by Nobody: 10:41am On Mar 27, 2016
grin Rub am with Aboniki and cool off in cold water.
Re: Help! My Joystick Aches by Nobody: 10:45am On Mar 27, 2016
Estharfabian:
LoL!grin
You Looked me up? embarassed How subtle!


I thought this convo was Over and done with?
Go away Ebo...I'm done talking Witcha. tata

It won't be bad if I start with you.
Re: Help! My Joystick Aches by ebusbaba10: 11:03am On Mar 27, 2016
Eb0753:
Lol..
Yh
Just asking, 2 know what to tell u.
Re: Help! My Joystick Aches by DonX001: 11:14am On Mar 27, 2016
Eb0753:
Hello!
I'm 23years old and I've been having this persistent stomach ache and discomfort in my joystick for sometimes.
Recently visited a doctor and he told me its because I'm not sexually active.
I was like WTF!
So sexual inactivity led to this torture?
Yesterday, I could barely walk.
Has anyone here been in my shoes before?
Help a brother.
Thanks
You've been watching mojo too much....or thinking about steamy scenes too much.
If you must watch mojo, then either self-service it out or get a GF.
Google "blue balls".
Re: Help! My Joystick Aches by Gpopsicle(m): 11:28am On Mar 27, 2016
try masturbating,I tink dt will help
Re: Help! My Joystick Aches by Raydos(m): 11:33am On Mar 27, 2016
O.P We're Replica In This Area Of Life

During My Own, I Drank 2 Cup Of Acid To Suppress The Pain

Maybe You Should Try It Too! - You'll Never Regret!
Re: Help! My Joystick Aches by Gpopsicle(m): 11:54am On Mar 27, 2016
Raydos:
O.P We're Replica In This Area Of Life

During My Own, I Drank 2 Cup Of Acid To Suppress The Pain

Maybe You Should Try It Too! - You'll Never Regret!
ACID# am I dreaming?
Re: Help! My Joystick Aches by Nobody: 12:28pm On Mar 27, 2016
Estharfabian:
LoL!grin
You Looked me up? embarassed How subtle!


I thought this convo was Over and done with?
Go away Ebo...I'm done talking Witcha. tata

I go like Bleep u o
At least you go teach me how to dey Bleep.
You no fit take my prick
Re: Help! My Joystick Aches by Nobody: 12:29pm On Mar 27, 2016
Raydos:
O.P We're Replica In This Area Of Life


During My Own, I Drank 2 Cup Of Acid To Suppress The Pain


Maybe You Should Try It Too! - You'll Never Regret!
Go take aqua regia
Re: Help! My Joystick Aches by gamaliel121(m): 12:32pm On Mar 27, 2016
Estharfabian:
LoL!grin




[s]And Your cerebrum pushed you to update it Here? instead of visiting a doctor?[/s]


Modified:
Okay! So he visited a doctor...undecided And he's still here whinning when he should be screwing some bîtch..undecided
Way To Go bro
!
He needs a bish like u to screw!!!
Re: Help! My Joystick Aches by NiRfreak(m): 12:37pm On Mar 27, 2016
I predict that the OP will end up in the pucci of an Ashewo ....now that you all have advised him to sin
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