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| Help! My Joystick Aches by Nobody: 9:49am On Mar 27, 2016 |
Hello! I'm 23years old and I've been having this persistent stomach ache and discomfort in my joystick for sometimes. Recently visited a doctor and he told me its because I'm not sexually active. I was like WTF! So sexual inactivity led to this torture? Yesterday, I could barely walk. Has anyone here been in my shoes before? Help a brother. Thanks |
| Re: Help! My Joystick Aches by Nobody: 9:50am On Mar 27, 2016 |
Attention seeker |
| Re: Help! My Joystick Aches by Nobody: 9:51am On Mar 27, 2016 |
Wtf yhu disturbing us for la... Doctor haf telled yhu already... Go n get laid  |
| Re: Help! My Joystick Aches by Nobody: 9:52am On Mar 27, 2016*. Modified: 10:15am On Mar 27, 2016 |
LoL!  [s]And Your cerebrum pushed you to update it Here? instead of visiting a doctor?[/s] Modified: Okay! So he visited a doctor... And he's still here whinning when he should be screwing some bîtch..Way To Go bro ! |
| Re: Help! My Joystick Aches by Emac34: 9:53am On Mar 27, 2016 |
another piece of shiit |
| Re: Help! My Joystick Aches by vickvan(m): 9:56am On Mar 27, 2016 |
What does Op want us to do now ehn? The doctor has told you what to do or do you still need help in wooing a girl to get laid? Na wa for you oo... |
| Re: Help! My Joystick Aches by Nobody: 9:57am On Mar 27, 2016 |
Estharfabian:You just proved me right Did you even read the post atall? Seems Nairalanders type without their brains. Ode oshi 2 Likes |
| Re: Help! My Joystick Aches by Sunkyphil(m): 10:02am On Mar 27, 2016 |
find one olosh fvck na since docky don tell u |
| Re: Help! My Joystick Aches by ebusbaba10: 10:04am On Mar 27, 2016 |
Op, are u a virgin.  |
| Re: Help! My Joystick Aches by Nobody: 10:05am On Mar 27, 2016 |
@OP ur village people are using ur dick tied to a bucket to fetch water 4rm d well. |
| Re: Help! My Joystick Aches by magicalBae(f): 10:05am On Mar 27, 2016 |
Since the doctor said it's sexual inactive, visiting a brothel wil not b a bad idea cos it seems u don't hv a gf. Just saying |
| Re: Help! My Joystick Aches by Nobody: 10:08am On Mar 27, 2016 |
Eb0753:LoL! Sweetheart, No need to get All Sensitive.. Okay, so, You Did visit A doctor. So, What Should we do? Help You become Sexually Active? Or Maybe give you the number of a hooker? You Already got an answer from Your doc! Screw someone! Some post ain't even worth Reading. It had "Attention Seeker" written all over it! Oloshi! (Sorry, I had to curse my own back!  ) |
| Re: Help! My Joystick Aches by Nobody: 10:10am On Mar 27, 2016 |
Estharfabian:You know what? Grow up |
| Re: Help! My Joystick Aches by Nobody: 10:14am On Mar 27, 2016 |
magicalBae:Lol |
| Re: Help! My Joystick Aches by Nobody: 10:15am On Mar 27, 2016 |
ebusbaba10:Lol.. Yh |
| Re: Help! My Joystick Aches by Nobody: 10:22am On Mar 27, 2016 |
Maybe u can be his girlfriend or as well help him out magicalBae: |
| Re: Help! My Joystick Aches by Nobody: 10:26am On Mar 27, 2016 |
Estharfabian:Personal text: I'm One Of Those People You'd Hate Until You Have An Actual Conversation With...." just saying...O.o This says it all |
| Re: Help! My Joystick Aches by magicalBae(f): 10:28am On Mar 27, 2016 |
Oma307:U can also help him out but don't get nab cos adding 14years to your age is no joke |
| Re: Help! My Joystick Aches by Nobody: 10:32am On Mar 27, 2016 |
lol
this guy is a V
Abeg go find girl na
abi who wan help am? |
| Re: Help! My Joystick Aches by Nobody: 10:35am On Mar 27, 2016 |
Haba, the op didnt say he need a gay magicalBae: |
| Re: Help! My Joystick Aches by Nobody: 10:38am On Mar 27, 2016 |
Eb0753:LoL! You Looked me up?  How subtle!I thought this convo was Over and done with? Go away Ebo...I'm done talking Witcha. tata |
| Re: Help! My Joystick Aches by Nobody: 10:41am On Mar 27, 2016 |
| Rub am with Aboniki and cool off in cold water. |
| Re: Help! My Joystick Aches by Nobody: 10:45am On Mar 27, 2016 |
Estharfabian:It won't be bad if I start with you. |
| Re: Help! My Joystick Aches by ebusbaba10: 11:03am On Mar 27, 2016 |
Eb0753:Just asking, 2 know what to tell u. |
| Re: Help! My Joystick Aches by DonX001: 11:14am On Mar 27, 2016 |
Eb0753:You've been watching mojo too much....or thinking about steamy scenes too much. If you must watch mojo, then either self-service it out or get a GF. Google "blue balls". |
| Re: Help! My Joystick Aches by Gpopsicle(m): 11:28am On Mar 27, 2016 |
try masturbating,I tink dt will help |
| Re: Help! My Joystick Aches by Raydos(m): 11:33am On Mar 27, 2016 |
O.P We're Replica In This Area Of Life During My Own, I Drank 2 Cup Of Acid To Suppress The Pain Maybe You Should Try It Too! - You'll Never Regret! |
| Re: Help! My Joystick Aches by Gpopsicle(m): 11:54am On Mar 27, 2016 |
Raydos:ACID# am I dreaming? |
| Re: Help! My Joystick Aches by Nobody: 12:28pm On Mar 27, 2016 |
Estharfabian:I go like Bleep u o At least you go teach me how to dey Bleep. You no fit take my prick |
| Re: Help! My Joystick Aches by Nobody: 12:29pm On Mar 27, 2016 |
Raydos:Go take aqua regia |
| Re: Help! My Joystick Aches by gamaliel121(m): 12:32pm On Mar 27, 2016 |
Estharfabian:He needs a bish like u to screw!!! |
| Re: Help! My Joystick Aches by NiRfreak(m): 12:37pm On Mar 27, 2016 |
I predict that the OP will end up in the pucci of an Ashewo ....now that you all have advised him to sin |
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