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Re: What Was Your "Holy Shiit" Why Didn't I Start Doing This Sooner by Nobody: 9:59pm On Mar 30, 2016
prettythicksme:
U don mad,modafuvker!U lack sense!U think my siggy na for decoration abi cheesy u will knw very soon dat i aint baby mama!In seven month time,i will give birth to my third child cheesy Alayebaje,omoradarada.See u go soon chop ban,ur eyes go clear. grin
wetin be dis nau...first day of geting more lively nain u cum use yab welcome me..... issorite.
u sef fatherfvcker...which nonsence siggy?? u wey be say ur husband dey anoda toto apart frm urs...dey dre dey deceive urself...dem go soon snatch ur husband den u go becum tertiary babymama....useless damaged boobi and bottom shaking by force!
Abeg i wan go sleep oo no disturb me again oo...i use ur husband dick beg u!
Re: What Was Your "Holy Shiit" Why Didn't I Start Doing This Sooner by Nobody: 10:03pm On Mar 30, 2016
WiLdFLame:
wetin be dis nau...first day of geting more lively nain u cum use yab welcome me..... issorite.
u sef fatherfvcker...which nonsence siggy?? u wey be say ur husband dey anoda toto apart frm urs...dey dre dey deceive urself...dem go soon snatch ur husband den u go becum tertiary babymama....useless damaged boobi and bottom shaking by force!
Abeg i wan go sleep oo no disturb me again oo...i use ur husband dick beg u!
See cry baby!!u think u r doing me,u r doing urself! grin If na ur papa born u, chat to me with ur real moniker!

Re: What Was Your "Holy Shiit" Why Didn't I Start Doing This Sooner by Nobody: 10:39pm On Mar 30, 2016
prettythicksme:
See cry baby!!u think u r doing me,u r doing urself! grin If na ur papa born u, chat to me with ur real moniker!
abi u dey mad ni? my late papa ke?
spell catch u?? real monicker?? kikikiki i don yab am her eye don go blur.
well u see i knw u pass my shiit colour and i knw ur husband cheat on u and now dat ur preg he's nt be fvcking u wella hence ur hash attitude like witch wey lost traffic for sky...i will expose ur hairy nyansh on saturday, so chill neva chop rat poison nau.
bt wait oo so u neva sense who i be since? wahalahi dick wey neva fvck month dey create little kolomental 4 ur head oo...u neva knw who i be?
Re: What Was Your "Holy Shiit" Why Didn't I Start Doing This Sooner by Nobody: 10:41pm On Mar 30, 2016
WiLdFLame:
Hmmm...in kingcheezypuff voice **i feel like am in a court box been question**
Are you guilty huh grin
Re: What Was Your "Holy Shiit" Why Didn't I Start Doing This Sooner by Nobody: 10:49pm On Mar 30, 2016
WiLdFLame:
abi u dey mad ni? my late papa ke?
spell kain u?? real monicker?? kikikiki i don yab am her eye don go blur.
well u see i knw u pass my shiit colour and i knw ur husband cheat on u and now dat ur preg he's nt be fvcking u wella hence ur hash attitude like witch wey lost traffic for sky...i will expose ur hairy nyansh on saturday, so chill neva chop rat poison nau
buhahahahahahaha u don madddddddddd grin u b real werey!!i knw who u r modafuvker! My husband just banged me not quit long,i still dey give him baddest styles with d preg! grin

Re: What Was Your "Holy Shiit" Why Didn't I Start Doing This Sooner by Nobody: 10:51pm On Mar 30, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
Are you guilty huh grin
get this straight aiint talking to u except and until u change dat pix u have up dre!
Re: What Was Your "Holy Shiit" Why Didn't I Start Doing This Sooner by Nobody: 10:57pm On Mar 30, 2016
WiLdFLame:
get this straight aiint talking to u except and until u change dat pix u have up dre!
Oooh,I see.Bye wink
Re: What Was Your "Holy Shiit" Why Didn't I Start Doing This Sooner by Nobody: 11:02pm On Mar 30, 2016
prettythicksme:
buhahahahahahaha u don madddddddddd grin u b real werey!!i knw who u r modafuvker! My husband just banged me not quit long,i still dey give him baddest styles with d preg! grin
oorh na me u wan bobo abi? it either dat alaaye ur husbi no bang u wella or he no bang u atall. cos suppose he had banged u wella ur mouth for paralize to talk let alone dey abuse a highprofile person like me.
u see enh...ur husbi get one bae like dat 4 ma frnd area wey him dey fvck...reason na say u don sag, all ur sexiness don lose taste...ask him wen he's banging u who dey bear A**B**? if he no go lose erectiion
Re: What Was Your "Holy Shiit" Why Didn't I Start Doing This Sooner by Nobody: 11:03pm On Mar 30, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
Oooh,I see.Bye wink
yeeeh i knw bye bye 7times!
Re: What Was Your "Holy Shiit" Why Didn't I Start Doing This Sooner by AccidentalGenius: 11:07pm On Mar 30, 2016
I like this wildflame dude. He's no ass licker #No homo
Re: What Was Your "Holy Shiit" Why Didn't I Start Doing This Sooner by Nobody: 11:18pm On Mar 30, 2016
AccidentalGenius:
I like this wildflame dude. He's no ass licker #No homo
aaarh tank u jare bro...abeg u go teach me how to write? i have d sword, i want pen added though i had peeps doin dat for me bt i want to change africa and nigeria by using both power...u get ma epistle...power...sword....pen....deception....aaarh hw will i explain oo. okay just teach me how to write?
Re: What Was Your "Holy Shiit" Why Didn't I Start Doing This Sooner by AccidentalGenius: 11:24pm On Mar 30, 2016
WiLdFLame:
aaarh tank u jare bro...abeg u go teach me how to write? i have d sword, i want pen added though i had peeps doin dat for me bt i want to change africa and nigeria by using both power...u get ma epistle...power...sword....pen....deception....aaarh hw will i explain oo. okay just teach me how to write?
basically you want to master use of words right? Explain better what u need?
Re: What Was Your "Holy Shiit" Why Didn't I Start Doing This Sooner by Nobody: 11:33pm On Mar 30, 2016
AccidentalGenius:
basically you want to master use of words right? Explain better what u need?
in short teach me how and ways u took to be a writer! cum transfer am like dat give me u knw we could a thread for dat!
Re: What Was Your "Holy Shiit" Why Didn't I Start Doing This Sooner by AccidentalGenius: 11:40pm On Mar 30, 2016
WiLdFLame:
in short teach me how and ways u took to be a writer! cum transfer am like dat give me u knw we could a thread for dat!
ok i get it. I'll work on a thread for that in a few days. Let me give u some book candy. Think of something you're passionate about. Something you have a lot of knowledge in. Write something about it, anything. Then organise. You should have a book for rough and a book for ideas pointers and steps. Most importantly read books, theyll give u an idea on how to cordinate your work. Its dedication.
Re: What Was Your "Holy Shiit" Why Didn't I Start Doing This Sooner by ritaoritza(f): 11:49pm On Mar 30, 2016
Wish I had taken my university education more seriously, get a higher class than ve got if not for anything but at least for the braggin right!
Re: What Was Your "Holy Shiit" Why Didn't I Start Doing This Sooner by Nobody: 11:51pm On Mar 30, 2016
ritaoritza:
Wish I had taken my university education more seriously, get a higher class than ve got if not for anything but at least for the braggin right!
why didnt u take ur uni studies seriously? hope no be gyration cause am oo?
Re: What Was Your "Holy Shiit" Why Didn't I Start Doing This Sooner by ritaoritza(f): 12:06am On Mar 31, 2016
WiLdFLame:
why didnt u take ur uni studies seriously? hope no be gyration cause am oo?
Wetin wan cuz am if not for some irresponsible and unnrcessary "youthful exorbitance" diversion
Re: What Was Your "Holy Shiit" Why Didn't I Start Doing This Sooner by Nobody: 12:15am On Mar 31, 2016
ritaoritza:
Wetin wan cuz am if not for some irresponsible and unnrcessary "youthful exorbitance" diversion
chaii...oya bring ur bumbum make i squeeze and slap am...gbam!! dont do that again, gbam!! dont do dat again..gbam!! dont do dat again!! .
oya start doing jumping jumping, u are in trouble today, even our mama no go fit save u 4 my hand Today! raise up ur hands!..."vexing"....will u do dat again?
Re: What Was Your "Holy Shiit" Why Didn't I Start Doing This Sooner by ritaoritza(f): 12:22am On Mar 31, 2016
WiLdFLame:
chaii...oya bring ur bumbum make i squeeze and slap am...gbam!! dont do that again, gbam!! dont do dat again..gbam!! dont do dat again!! .
oya start doing jumping jumping, u are in trouble today, even our mama no go fit save u 4 my hand Today! raise up ur hands!..."vexing"....will u do dat again?
It just had to be my bumbumhuh

Re: What Was Your "Holy Shiit" Why Didn't I Start Doing This Sooner by Nobody: 12:39am On Mar 31, 2016
ritaoritza:
It just had to be my bumbumhuh
oorh oorh dont get ur hope high baby, d punishment is from back to front den downward! go rest small make u cum back larra 4 punishment phase 2.
why bumbum? no be ur push u gyrate ni?
Re: What Was Your "Holy Shiit" Why Didn't I Start Doing This Sooner by Nobody:
I wish I wasnt born a first child into a royal family, I wish I never left the north, I wish I and my ex never met, I wish I wasnt so popular in high school, I wish I do not attract so many ladies, I really wish people stop misunderstanding me!
Re: What Was Your "Holy Shiit" Why Didn't I Start Doing This Sooner by olajorn(m): 10:47pm On Apr 01, 2016
FlawlessRebirth2:
WISH I DINT START HAVING BOYFRIENDS AT DAH EARLY AGE OF 17,,,,,mtwsshhhh
17 no small naa
Re: What Was Your "Holy Shiit" Why Didn't I Start Doing This Sooner by olajorn(m): 10:48pm On Apr 01, 2016
I wish I start making money at age 15
Re: What Was Your "Holy Shiit" Why Didn't I Start Doing This Sooner by Nobody: 8:30am On Apr 02, 2016
AirSultan:
I wish I wasnt born into a royal family, I wish I never left the north, I wish I and my ex never met, I wish I wasnt so popular in high school, I wish I do not attract so many ladies, I really wish people stop misunderstanding me!
its nt really a big deal...we would always "misunderstood" one another at one point in time or d other
so no hard pound on urself in dat area. better and bigger you bro!
Re: What Was Your "Holy Shiit" Why Didn't I Start Doing This Sooner by Nobody: 8:36am On Apr 02, 2016
WiLdFLame:
its nt really a big deal...we will always "misunderstood" one another at one point in time or d other
so no hard pound on urself in dat area. better and bigger you bro!
Yeah, you are right. But being the centre of attraction in most situation really gets under your skin a lot. It gets depressive. Thanks, same to you
Re: What Was Your "Holy Shiit" Why Didn't I Start Doing This Sooner by Nobody: 8:40am On Apr 02, 2016
olajorn:
17 no small naa
17 small oo, even me dey restrain my sis of 21 years say make i no even see guy wif her let alone dating. na her studies dey paramount nau!
Re: What Was Your "Holy Shiit" Why Didn't I Start Doing This Sooner by Nobody: 8:51am On Apr 02, 2016
AirSultan:
Yeah, you are right. But being the centre of attraction in most situation really gets under your skin a lot. It gets depressive. Thanks, same to you
dat main reason u gat to practise ur signature...silence.being someone so surrounded with dat kind of popularity...i think ruling from silence/remote as in kind of shut urselve out of all dose noise den come out again...like all dis retreat stuff...show head, come down...tin like dat sha.
think wil go a long way to calm u down or help u restrategize,fault find and refill dat exhausted aura!
Re: What Was Your "Holy Shiit" Why Didn't I Start Doing This Sooner by Nobody: 12:31pm On Apr 02, 2016
WiLdFLame:
dat main reason u gat to practise ur signature...silence.being someone so surrounded with dat kind of popularity...i think ruling from silence/remote as in kind of shut urselve out of all dose noise den come out again...like all dis retreat stuff...show head, come down...tin like dat sha.
think wil go a long way to calm u down or help u restrategize,fault find and refill dat exhausted aura!
you are right.. Thanks man
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