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Leave her...She dey joke. she is not going anywhere

Eya bros sorry u hear........ Lol

Eeeya.bt i was still thinking this op 's matter is April fool

UTILITYMAY:
Ahhh; eleyi gidi gan ooo

Just calm down and explain things to her family as she reported the case already; but my brother you need to start doing one year dry fasting starting from now till April fool next year... You go learn lesson. But seriously you need to pray hard to regain your trust in her heart and for your family to settle... GBAM.

Lolzzzzz....... Dry fasting from nw till next yr April fool......bro u no nice ooooo

Edijana2015:
My advice can be very expensive but am gonna give it to you free. Trust is like a mirror once it is broken, it is a finished business. My man your marriage is already shutting down and you can't help it. You exceeded all limits so she can never trust you anymore. There is only one way you can prove to her that what happened this day was a joke. She will only believe you after your death and no one outside her children comes to the house to cry the demise of his father. However is a lesson of the grave just learn to leave with her the way she is acting till the day of reckoning comes.

Good luck.

This is the real truth. Even if she believes op now, there will always be an atom of doubt in her mind. Women are already endangered in the game of marriage in Africa. How could he play such an expensive prank?

End time April fool....

Smtyn similar to this happened last year btw me and my fiance bt at d end we laughed ova it,bt it depends on d level of trust and undastnding ,wel me nd my fiance luv ourslves so much.

I think if she trusted you enough she will believe it was all a joke . You should know how best to convince her about d whole scenario and make her realise you are sincerely sorry . Good luck to you

Your woman is inturn playing April fool on you...Try n get it.

We know say you dey thief, you kon say u dey play wit d wallet wey no be ur own... Ya papa

Formidable1:
My wife has taken my April Fool joke very seriously. I decided to pull a prank on her today, and it's almost going out of hand.

It was in the morning, and I knew she wasnt yet aware that it was April Fool's Day. So I told her that I had a confession to make to her and it has been eating me up. I told her that I have a child outside our marriage. That I have a son who's around 12yrs now. That I had the child before I met her, but I couldn't tell her because I didn't want to lose her.

She was speechless but I could tell she was shaken. She searched my eyes to know if I was joking, but I maintained my seriousness. She calmy started asking me questions to know whether I was being real, but I was already prepared for any question. By the time she was through interrogating me, she has already broken down in tears.

I continued with the joke, and I told her to please forgive me for not telling her all this while. She believed everything I said and by the time I told her it was April Fool's joke, it was too late. She was inconsolable, and she told me it wasn't a joke, cos she knew I was telling her the truth. She said she had always had the feeling that I had a child cos she saw it in her dream before we got married.

To cut it short, right now she's mad at me...and she has threatened to leave with my 6 months old daughter and abandon our 3 yr-old marriage. She has already called her mum and sister and narrated the whole thing.

So, guys plz I need una help right now. My own April Fool prank has gone all wrong. What can I do?

Guy she's getting her revenge too. She's having her own april fool's day going and ure on nairaland working up yourself. APRIL FOOL

Formidable1:
My wife has taken my April Fool joke very seriously. I decided to pull a prank on her today, and it's almost going out of hand.

It was in the morning, and I knew she wasnt yet aware that it was April Fool's Day. So I told her that I had a confession to make to her and it has been eating me up. I told her that I have a child outside our marriage. That I have a son who's around 12yrs now. That I had the child before I met her, but I couldn't tell her because I didn't want to lose her.

She was speechless but I could tell she was shaken. She searched my eyes to know if I was joking, but I maintained my seriousness. She calmy started asking me questions to know whether I was being real, but I was already prepared for any question. By the time she was through interrogating me, she has already broken down in tears.

I continued with the joke, and I told her to please forgive me for not telling her all this while. She believed everything I said and by the time I told her it was April Fool's joke, it was too late. She was inconsolable, and she told me it wasn't a joke, cos she knew I was telling her the truth. She said she had always had the feeling that I had a child cos she saw it in her dream before we got married.

To cut it short, right now she's mad at me...and she has threatened to leave with my 6 months old daughter and abandon our 3 yr-old marriage. She has already called her mum and sister and narrated the whole thing.

So, guys plz I need una help right now. My own April Fool prank has gone all wrong. What can I do?

What can I say?


Ntooooorrr!!!

Papa like you still forming April Fool things. Don't you know there are some things you've outgrown?

Wish she'd give you like 1 week red card starting today so that you'll sleep alone this night. Tata.
















OK. I've ranted enough.
Just call her mum and dad to plead on your behalf. Explain the whole April Fool thingy to them.

Is it a must to play prank.... Imagine a guy telling me his dad had an accident all in the name of April fool.. Nigerians will never cease to amaze me.. Rubbish

jmichlins:
What kind of stupid prank is that well enjoy your broken trust. Maybe its true cause all those things you did as a single guy are not waste one must be fruitful. What and why am i commenting on this thread maybe this is also april fool joke

this is what happens when we teach monk**s how to speak English

my guy park well

chichriso:
Your wife is a baby

i love women like that, i will never ever cheat on her if she doesn't cheat on me

Mavelshee:
this is what happens when we teach monk**s how to speak English

my guy park well

and what did i do wrong for you to call me such. I made my observation why can you not ignore it and air your opinion. Well you just proven that not everyone has good home upbringing and love so you use every opportunity you see to pour your life frustration on anyone you come across

PresVA:
@she saw it in a dream before you got married....

You know your wife doesn't trust you and you played such a 'big' prank..

Continue convincing her nna...

E.o.D

Feeling d drama, What a big mistake

hahaaahhhaaaaaaa hilarious, this ur own type of april fool sef ,na wa...........

Formidable1:
My wife has taken my April Fool joke very seriously. I decided to pull a prank on her today, and it's almost going out of hand.

It was in the morning, and I knew she wasnt yet aware that it was April Fool's Day. So I told her that I had a confession to make to her and it has been eating me up. I told her that I have a child outside our marriage. That I have a son who's around 12yrs now. That I had the child before I met her, but I couldn't tell her because I didn't want to lose her.

She was speechless but I could tell she was shaken. She searched my eyes to know if I was joking, but I maintained my seriousness. She calmy started asking me questions to know whether I was being real, but I was already prepared for any question. By the time she was through interrogating me, she has already broken down in tears.

I continued with the joke, and I told her to please forgive me for not telling her all this while. She believed everything I said and by the time I told her it was April Fool's joke, it was too late. She was inconsolable, and she told me it wasn't a joke, cos she knew I was telling her the truth. She said she had always had the feeling that I had a child cos she saw it in her dream before we got married.

To cut it short, right now she's mad at me...and she has threatened to leave with my 6 months old daughter and abandon our 3 yr-old marriage. She has already called her mum and sister and narrated the whole thing.

So, guys plz I need una help right now. My own April Fool prank has gone all wrong. What can I do?

Everyone even a fetus in the womb knows April 1st is all about tricking someone to the vertex and if you believe such stories till April 2nd then you will be a fool forever. Your wife telling you she will take the baby away is still April fool. Hahaha

Formidable1:
My wife has taken my April Fool joke very seriously. I decided to pull a prank on her today, and it's almost going out of hand.

It was in the morning, and I knew she wasnt yet aware that it was April Fool's Day. So I told her that I had a confession to make to her and it has been eating me up. I told her that I have a child outside our marriage. That I have a son who's around 12yrs now. That I had the child before I met her, but I couldn't tell her because I didn't want to lose her.

She was speechless but I could tell she was shaken. She searched my eyes to know if I was joking, but I maintained my seriousness. She calmy started asking me questions to know whether I was being real, but I was already prepared for any question. By the time she was through interrogating me, she has already broken down in tears.

I continued with the joke, and I told her to please forgive me for not telling her all this while. She believed everything I said and by the time I told her it was April Fool's joke, it was too late. She was inconsolable, and she told me it wasn't a joke, cos she knew I was telling her the truth. She said she had always had the feeling that I had a child cos she saw it in her dream before we got married.

To cut it short, right now she's mad at me...and she has threatened to leave with my 6 months old daughter and abandon our 3 yr-old marriage. She has already called her mum and sister and narrated the whole thing.

So, guys plz I need una help right now. My own April Fool prank has gone all wrong. What can I do?

Tell her to sleep and see the truth in her dream since she already has a feeling in her dream. Women at times will out of fear cocort a feeling then they will say they had a dream, the next thing is to start living with their spouse with distrust sitting at a corner to see the if their feeling will come to being.

Guy your joke is expensive knowing how fragile women can be.

Formidable1:
My wife has taken my April Fool joke very seriously. I decided to pull a prank on her today, and it's almost going out of hand.

It was in the morning, and I knew she wasnt yet aware that it was April Fool's Day. So I told her that I had a confession to make to her and it has been eating me up. I told her that I have a child outside our marriage. That I have a son who's around 12yrs now. That I had the child before I met her, but I couldn't tell her because I didn't want to lose her.

She was speechless but I could tell she was shaken. She searched my eyes to know if I was joking, but I maintained my seriousness. She calmy started asking me questions to know whether I was being real, but I was already prepared for any question. By the time she was through interrogating me, she has already broken down in tears.

I continued with the joke, and I told her to please forgive me for not telling her all this while. She believed everything I said and by the time I told her it was April Fool's joke, it was too late. She was inconsolable, and she told me it wasn't a joke, cos she knew I was telling her the truth. She said she had always had the feeling that I had a child cos she saw it in her dream before we got married.

To cut it short, right now she's mad at me...and she has threatened to leave with my 6 months old daughter and abandon our 3 yr-old marriage. She has already called her mum and sister and narrated the whole thing.

So, guys plz I need una help right now. My own April Fool prank has gone all wrong. What can I do?

if she would not forgive you for a joke then let her leave



She's a cry baby who needs to grow up anyway

...what if she was trying to APril fool you back..you know ..like a barca counter attack.

PresVA:
@she saw it in a dream before you got married....

You know your wife doesn't trust you and you played such a 'big' prank..

Continue convincing her nna...

How sure are you dat she is not playing you april fool. lol

Formidable1:
My wife has taken my April Fool joke very seriously. I decided to pull a prank on her today, and it's almost going out of hand.

It was in the morning, and I knew she wasnt yet aware that it was April Fool's Day. So I told her that I had a confession to make to her and it has been eating me up. I told her that I have a child outside our marriage. That I have a son who's around 12yrs now. That I had the child before I met her, but I couldn't tell her because I didn't want to lose her.

She was speechless but I could tell she was shaken. She searched my eyes to know if I was joking, but I maintained my seriousness. She calmy started asking me questions to know whether I was being real, but I was already prepared for any question. By the time she was through interrogating me, she has already broken down in tears.

I continued with the joke, and I told her to please forgive me for not telling her all this while. She believed everything I said and by the time I told her it was April Fool's joke, it was too late. She was inconsolable, and she told me it wasn't a joke, cos she knew I was telling her the truth. She said she had always had the feeling that I had a child cos she saw it in her dream before we got married.

To cut it short, right now she's mad at me...and she has threatened to leave with my 6 months old daughter and abandon our 3 yr-old marriage. She has already called her mum and sister and narrated the whole thing.

So, guys plz I need una help right now. My own April Fool prank has gone all wrong. What can I do?

Na so them teach you how to do April Fool u would have told her the 12yrs Child is either staying with your parents or sister then take her for a drive to go see the child, when getting there let her search for the child her in the house then the rest of your family would let her know she has been fool. Then sing the sweet song April fool go and tell your teacher you are a fool.

Formidable1:
My wife has taken my April Fool joke very seriously. I decided to pull a prank on her today, and it's almost going out of hand.

It was in the morning, and I knew she wasnt yet aware that it was April Fool's Day. So I told her that I had a confession to make to her and it has been eating me up. I told her that I have a child outside our marriage. That I have a son who's around 12yrs now. That I had the child before I met her, but I couldn't tell her because I didn't want to lose her.

She was speechless but I could tell she was shaken. She searched my eyes to know if I was joking, but I maintained my seriousness. She calmy started asking me questions to know whether I was being real, but I was already prepared for any question. By the time she was through interrogating me, she has already broken down in tears.

I continued with the joke, and I told her to please forgive me for not telling her all this while. She believed everything I said and by the time I told her it was April Fool's joke, it was too late. She was inconsolable, and she told me it wasn't a joke, cos she knew I was telling her the truth. She said she had always had the feeling that I had a child cos she saw it in her dream before we got married.

To cut it short, right now she's mad at me...and she has threatened to leave with my 6 months old daughter and abandon our 3 yr-old marriage. She has already called her mum and sister and narrated the whole thing.

So, guys plz I need una help right now. My own April Fool prank has gone all wrong. What can I do?

eyah sowie bro...all You need do is just unprank, unjoke And unapril fool her #simple...how You will do is left to You o. Goodluck

Another April fool!

You use your marriage joke abi?


Reap your reward o

Abi this one you are giving us is another April fool

Sorry OP. Mine was kind of funny but turning to be realistic though. I am a married young guy and I have someone am seeing who I also committed to and she knows everyone about me from A-Z. Early this morning I received a call from her that she was at my entrance at the main gate asking me to come outside that she need to see me urgently and I was like are you kidding because I knew she couldn't take bold step but she kept saying it that she was at the gate but something in me tells me that I should yield at her and also take it personal that if i should come outside and I met her absence that I will take it wrongly with her but her response was like can't someone joke with you ni lol. That it all about April pool

With due respect to women but guy u know women have chicken brain and u still go on an play this kind of xpensive prank.... You have fork ur self from both sides

Sorry OP. Sorry for marrying a person who has no sense of humor. Damn, I've dumped some gfs for not having the bowel to take jokes. I hate that sh*t, man!