Vongsama:


L Ls oooooo. U mst brush first ooooo or am nt accepting.
Anyway, am sure u can figure out some moves. Believe me d niggah gon' get off ur back soon.
All the best

tnx bruh... I appreciate..

Why una dey fool una sef?

petkoffdrake2:


Ewo! Sorry no vex !

I don vex ooo...

infact u have to sacfrice to appeal d gods....

three cows and five types of expensive lace. ..

Hmmmm.

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Good for u. Some jokes are damn too expensive to play with.

namedonfinish:



I don vex ooo...


infact u have to sacfrice to appeal d gods....


three cows and five types of expensive lace.
..

Me wey still b student...

No money










Except I'll pay u in kind ...

petkoffdrake2:

Me wey still b student...
No money









Except I'll pay u in kind ...

in kind is not bad too... I need a driver, pls report for duty on Monday...


tank you...

namedonfinish:




in kind is not bad too... I need a driver, pls report for duty on Monday...



tank you...

Aah! ...

...Lwkmh..... Hahahaha......Chai! badt market!

Charmerbeautylooks:
April fool!!!!!

lolz lwkd...biko help d op nw

petkoffdrake2:


Aah! ...

namedonfinish:

I can't drive







Choose another thing

petkoffdrake2:

I can't drive






Choose another thing

ok then...






can you wash plate...?

u don't have to shake at her vibration just continue loving her the way u do she will come to her sences.don't try to convince her more for trying to contact a friend who will be it evidence just be ur self and if she start with it again maintain ur rotten .so bro it was expensive if it was truth but as far is a prank she will come down

namedonfinish:




ok then...







can you wash plate...?

Plates? Urm?? Which type?

petkoffdrake2:

Plates? Urm?? Which type?

d ones I use to eat of course...

namedonfinish:




d ones I use to eat of course...

Aah? That one ??
...


OK

petkoffdrake2:

Aah? That one ?? ...

OK

namedonfinish:

AM SORRRY TO SAY THIS BRO,THATS WHY IN ISLAM ITS PROHIBITED COS IT LEAD TO WHAT ONE NEVER EXPECTED, SOMTIMES LIFE ND PROPERTIE IS BEEN LOST COS OF JUST JOKE.BUT TRY SIT HER DOWN AGAIN AND TALK TO HER PET HER,U R THE MAN PLEAD WITH HER SHE WILL HEAR,

eleyi gidi gan o

Formidable1:
My wife has taken my April Fool joke very seriously. I decided to pull a prank on her today, and it's almost going out of hand.

It was in the morning, and I knew she wasnt yet aware that it was April Fool's Day. So I told her that I had a confession to make to her and it has been eating me up. I told her that I have a child outside our marriage. That I have a son who's around 12yrs now. That I had the child before I met her, but I couldn't tell her because I didn't want to lose her.

She was speechless but I could tell she was shaken. She searched my eyes to know if I was joking, but I maintained my seriousness. She calmy started asking me questions to know whether I was being real, but I was already prepared for any question. By the time she was through interrogating me, she has already broken down in tears.

I continued with the joke, and I told her to please forgive me for not telling her all this while. She believed everything I said and by the time I told her it was April Fool's joke, it was too late. She was inconsolable, and she told me it wasn't a joke, cos she knew I was telling her the truth. She said she had always had the feeling that I had a child cos she saw it in her dream before we got married.

To cut it short, right now she's mad at me...and she has threatened to leave with my 6 months old daughter and abandon our 3 yr-old marriage. She has already called her mum and sister and narrated the whole thing.

So, guys plz I need una help right now. My own April Fool prank has gone all wrong. What can I do?

if u dey hear.. HE DON BE!!!!,,, this s wat dey called so

Hihihihihiihhihiih, laughing in roman figure

Formidable1:
My wife has taken my April Fool joke very seriously. I decided to pull a prank on her today, and it's almost going out of hand.

It was in the morning, and I knew she wasnt yet aware that it was April Fool's Day. So I told her that I had a confession to make to her and it has been eating me up. I told her that I have a child outside our marriage. That I have a son who's around 12yrs now. That I had the child before I met her, but I couldn't tell her because I didn't want to lose her.

She was speechless but I could tell she was shaken. She searched my eyes to know if I was joking, but I maintained my seriousness. She calmy started asking me questions to know whether I was being real, but I was already prepared for any question. By the time she was through interrogating me, she has already broken down in tears.

I continued with the joke, and I told her to please forgive me for not telling her all this while. She believed everything I said and by the time I told her it was April Fool's joke, it was too late. She was inconsolable, and she told me it wasn't a joke, cos she knew I was telling her the truth. She said she had always had the feeling that I had a child cos she saw it in her dream before we got married.

To cut it short, right now she's mad at me...and she has threatened to leave with my 6 months old daughter and abandon our 3 yr-old marriage. She has already called her mum and sister and narrated the whole thing.

So, guys plz I need una help right now. My own April Fool prank has gone all wrong. What can I do?

Formidable1:
My wife has taken my April Fool joke very seriously. I decided to pull a prank on her today, and it's almost going out of hand.

It was in the morning, and I knew she wasnt yet aware that it was April Fool's Day. So I told her that I had a confession to make to her and it has been eating me up. I told her that I have a child outside our marriage. That I have a son who's around 12yrs now. That I had the child before I met her, but I couldn't tell her because I didn't want to lose her.

She was speechless but I could tell she was shaken. She searched my eyes to know if I was joking, but I maintained my seriousness. She calmy started asking me questions to know whether I was being real, but I was already prepared for any question. By the time she was through interrogating me, she has already broken down in tears.

I continued with the joke, and I told her to please forgive me for not telling her all this while. She believed everything I said and by the time I told her it was April Fool's joke, it was too late. She was inconsolable, and she told me it wasn't a joke, cos she knew I was telling her the truth. She said she had always had the feeling that I had a child cos she saw it in her dream before we got married.

To cut it short, right now she's mad at me...and she has threatened to leave with my 6 months old daughter and abandon our 3 yr-old marriage. She has already called her mum and sister and narrated the whole thing.

So, guys plz I need una help right now. My own April Fool prank has gone all wrong. What can I do?

women don't take those things as a joke