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I Am Dead!! Please, Redeem My Soul From This Pit Of Friendzone! by PoliticalThuG(op): 7:47am On Apr 02, 2016

I visited my crush for an assignment we hope to submit on monday. I wanted to grab the opportunity to tell her what i feel for her.

I knocked at the door. I am sure she heard a masculine voice but what i dnt get is why she came out stark naked. I was shocked to the marrow.

She dragged me to her bed. I found out she was shaving. She asked me to help her shave her possey that her hand was paining her.

When i was shaving, my "gbola" started rising. Nawa oooo. And i didnt want her to see it. One thing let to another, i say make i fin...ger her small. Na so she got angry and pull my hand out forcefully..

She started saying "you know u are like my brother bla bla bla" na so i carry vex commot her house.

She has been calling me since but i refused to pick her call. What do i do now?

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Re: I Am Dead!! Please, Redeem My Soul From This Pit Of Friendzone! by Caseless: 7:49am On Apr 02, 2016

Nonsense!

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Re: I Am Dead!! Please, Redeem My Soul From This Pit Of Friendzone! by gabinogem(m): 7:50am On Apr 02, 2016

u need vigorous masturbation... Happy Friendzone day.

Re: I Am Dead!! Please, Redeem My Soul From This Pit Of Friendzone! by cruzita(f): 7:51am On Apr 02, 2016

you are like her brother?so her brother dey help her shave?arararatata laughing in Zimbabwe

Re: I Am Dead!! Please, Redeem My Soul From This Pit Of Friendzone! by mzvyne(f): 7:55am On Apr 02, 2016

Op, your life dey inside bottle, baby oku bottle to be precise...

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Re: I Am Dead!! Please, Redeem My Soul From This Pit Of Friendzone! by Nobody: 7:56am On Apr 02, 2016

Both of u na mumu

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Re: I Am Dead!! Please, Redeem My Soul From This Pit Of Friendzone! by phanshark(m): 7:56am On Apr 02, 2016

PoliticalThuG:
I visited my crush for an assignment we hope to submit on monday. I wanted to grab the opportunity to tell her what i feel for her.

I knocked at the door. I am sure she heard a masculine voice but what i dnt get is why she came out stark naked. I was shocked to the marrow.

She dragged me to her bed. I found out she was shaving. She asked me to help her shave her possey that her hand was paining her.

When i was shaving, my "gbola" started rising. Nawa oooo. And i didnt want her to see it. One thing let to another, i say make i fin...ger her small. Na so she got angry and pull my hand out forcefully..

She started saying "you know u are like my brother bla bla bla" na so i carry vex commot her house.

She has been calling me since but i refused to pick her call. What do i do now?

rest in peace man. In case you see angel lasisi, tell him 2 remove ur eyes because na him kill you.

Re: I Am Dead!! Please, Redeem My Soul From This Pit Of Friendzone! by PoliticalThuG(op): 8:09am On Apr 02, 2016

I dnt know but i think it is not wrong if her brother helps her to shave

cruzita:
you are like her brother?so her brother dey help her shave?arararatata laughing in Zimbabwe

Re: I Am Dead!! Please, Redeem My Soul From This Pit Of Friendzone! by Ahmed0336(m): 8:12am On Apr 02, 2016

PoliticalThuG:
I dnt know but i think it is not wrong if her brother helps her to shave

Re: I Am Dead!! Please, Redeem My Soul From This Pit Of Friendzone! by PoliticalThuG(op): 8:13am On Apr 02, 2016

mzvyne:
Op, your life dey inside bottle, baby oku bottle to be precise...

how do i get out of the bottle? Thanks

Re: I Am Dead!! Please, Redeem My Soul From This Pit Of Friendzone! by PoliticalThuG(op): 8:15am On Apr 02, 2016

Ahmed0336:

what?

Re: I Am Dead!! Please, Redeem My Soul From This Pit Of Friendzone! by Maxi112: 8:17am On Apr 02, 2016

enjoy ur brother friend zone embarassed

at list u for make attempt op!

anyway! thanks for d joke

Re: I Am Dead!! Please, Redeem My Soul From This Pit Of Friendzone! by cruzita(f): 8:22am On Apr 02, 2016

PoliticalThuG:
I dnt know but i think it is not wrong if her brother helps her to shave

u mean if your sister helps u to shave your below ,you see nothing wrong?haba !!!.bro easy with the lie na

Re: I Am Dead!! Please, Redeem My Soul From This Pit Of Friendzone! by PoliticalThuG(op): 8:25am On Apr 02, 2016

cruzita:
u mean if your sister helps u to shave your below ,you see nothing wrong?haba !!!.bro easy with the lie na

when i was young, my elder sis was bathing me. Not a big deal tho. It is rather fun

Re: I Am Dead!! Please, Redeem My Soul From This Pit Of Friendzone! by PoliticalThuG(op): 8:26am On Apr 02, 2016

Maxi112:
enjoy ur brother friend zone

at list u for make attempt op!

anyway! thanks for d joke

wait until u experience it.. U will know that i am telling the truth

Re: I Am Dead!! Please, Redeem My Soul From This Pit Of Friendzone! by firstking01(m): 8:39am On Apr 02, 2016

Rubbish

Re: I Am Dead!! Please, Redeem My Soul From This Pit Of Friendzone! by KingRex1(m): 8:40am On Apr 02, 2016

OP take a moment nd reflect on ur life... Ask ursef why u mumu like this.
People no dey waste time to bleep dia enemy talk more of crush.
U shaved her p*ssy, u no clean am up give her head nd bleep her straight up.
Infact this story na lie!

Re: I Am Dead!! Please, Redeem My Soul From This Pit Of Friendzone! by Maxi112: 8:41am On Apr 02, 2016

PoliticalThuG:
wait until u experience it.. U will know that i am telling the truth

experience ke!

God will not allow that kind of experience come close to me.... cause am not gonno leave without having my way... either by force or anyother means... all i no is that "there must be a way" see one on one goal way u miss and u expect me to clap for u.... U deserve to be arrested for that if this is true

Re: I Am Dead!! Please, Redeem My Soul From This Pit Of Friendzone! by obontami: 8:42am On Apr 02, 2016

PoliticalThuG:
I visited my crush for an assignment we hope to submit on monday. I wanted to grab the opportunity to tell her what i feel for her.

I knocked at the door. I am sure she heard a masculine voice but what i dnt get is why she came out stark naked. I was shocked to the marrow.

She dragged me to her bed. I found out she was shaving. She asked me to help her shave her possey that her hand was paining her.

When i was shaving, my "gbola" started rising. Nawa oooo. And i didnt want her to see it. One thing let to another, i say make i fin...ger her small. Na so she got angry and pull my hand out forcefully..

She started saying "you know u are like my brother bla bla bla" na so i carry vex commot her house.

She has been calling me since but i refused to pick her call. What do i do now?

What's the name of this ghanian movie ??

Re: I Am Dead!! Please, Redeem My Soul From This Pit Of Friendzone! by PoliticalThuG(op): 8:46am On Apr 02, 2016

KingRex1:
OP take a moment nd reflect on ur life... Ask ursef why u mumu like this.

People no dey waste time to bleep dia enemy talk more of crush.

U shaved her p*ssy, u no clean am up give her head nd bleep her straight up.

Infact this story na lie!

i didnt wanna act like a pervert. Thats why

Re: I Am Dead!! Please, Redeem My Soul From This Pit Of Friendzone! by PoliticalThuG(op): 8:48am On Apr 02, 2016

Maxi112:
experience ke!

God will not allow that kind of experience come close to me.... cause am not gonno leave without having my way... either by force or anyother means... all i no is that "there must be a way" see one on one goal way u miss and u expect me to clap for u.... U deserve to be arrested for that if this is true

forcefully have my way you said? I never wanna spend the rest of my life in jail.

That is rape for goodness' sake!

Re: I Am Dead!! Please, Redeem My Soul From This Pit Of Friendzone! by Maxi112: 8:51am On Apr 02, 2016

PoliticalThuG:
forcefully have my way you said? I never wanna spend the rest of my life in jail.

That is rape for goodness' sake!

what abt her sexually molesting u huh

why not jail her huh

I now see reason why u languishing in a friendzone, u have hug evidence against her to have ur way... is not too late bro.. ignoring her call is a bad idea, just prove to her that u r a man and have her forever

Re: I Am Dead!! Please, Redeem My Soul From This Pit Of Friendzone! by PoliticalThuG(op): 8:57am On Apr 02, 2016

Maxi112:
what abt her sexually molesting u

why not jail her

a lady molesting you sexually? Who will believe you? Oboy, na naija we dey.

How many ladies were jailed for sexual molestation and rape? Abegi

Re: I Am Dead!! Please, Redeem My Soul From This Pit Of Friendzone! by Maxi112: 9:08am On Apr 02, 2016

PoliticalThuG:
a lady molesting you sexually? Who will believe you? Oboy, na naija we dey.

How many ladies were jailed for sexual molestation and rape? Abegi

na u dey talk that one.. u never see case,

are u trying to tell me there is no rule of law in Nigeria??

a lady molested u sexually, and u r here telling me a proper court will not allow justice to prevail cause she is a woman huh

I don't believe it

she her self no say u can't give a goat yam to keep for u.. two things must happen.. either the goat eat d yam or d yam eat the goat

she owe u big apology! no offence

Re: I Am Dead!! Please, Redeem My Soul From This Pit Of Friendzone! by refiner(f): 9:22am On Apr 02, 2016

....laffing in Japanese.......see as una just dey ague on a fictional tale?....believe dis and u can believe anyfin!

Re: I Am Dead!! Please, Redeem My Soul From This Pit Of Friendzone! by PoliticalThuG(op): 9:36am On Apr 02, 2016

refiner:
....laffing in Japanese.......see as una just dey ague on a fictional tale?....believe dis and u can believe anyfin!

na true life story. U dnt av any other option than to believe me. I need ur advice

Re: I Am Dead!! Please, Redeem My Soul From This Pit Of Friendzone! by KingRex1(m): 9:42am On Apr 02, 2016

PoliticalThuG:
i didnt wanna act like a pervert. Thats why

You both acted like pervs ab initio.. Y nt complete it

Re: I Am Dead!! Please, Redeem My Soul From This Pit Of Friendzone! by refiner(f): 9:57am On Apr 02, 2016

PoliticalThuG:
na true life story. U dnt av any other option than to believe me. I need ur advice

....my friend dats fiction!...or better still wat u wished came to pass!...am not gullible!...go do somfin meaningful wif ur life!

Re: I Am Dead!! Please, Redeem My Soul From This Pit Of Friendzone! by MrigweC(m): 10:02am On Apr 02, 2016

U are finished

Re: I Am Dead!! Please, Redeem My Soul From This Pit Of Friendzone! by PoliticalThuG(op): 10:03am On Apr 02, 2016

refiner:
....my friend dats fiction!...or better still wat u wished came to pass!...am not gullible!...go do somfin meaningful wif ur life!

dnt be a thomas. Anything goes when it comes to possibility

Re: I Am Dead!! Please, Redeem My Soul From This Pit Of Friendzone! by NemzySeries(m): 11:22am On Apr 02, 2016

wasted!!! I repeat...U're WASTED

Re: I Am Dead!! Please, Redeem My Soul From This Pit Of Friendzone! by Elzends(m): 11:30am On Apr 02, 2016

PoliticalThuG:
I visited my crush for an assignment we hope to submit on monday. I wanted to grab the opportunity to tell her what i feel for her.

I knocked at the door. I am sure she heard a masculine voice but what i dnt get is why she came out stark naked. I was shocked to the marrow.

She dragged me to her bed. I found out she was shaving. She asked me to help her shave her possey that her hand was paining her.

When i was shaving, my "gbola" started rising. Nawa oooo. And i didnt want her to see it. One thing let to another, i say make i fin...ger her small. Na so she got angry and pull my hand out forcefully..

She started saying "you know u are like my brother bla bla bla" na so i carry vex commot her house.

She has been calling me since but i refused to pick her call. What do i do now?

Politicalthug......ur threads show that you are from the lineage of lie Mohammed

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