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Re: I Am Dead!! Please, Redeem My Soul From This Pit Of Friendzone! by PoliticalThuG(op): 11:35am On Apr 02, 2016
Elzends:
Politicalthug......ur threads show that you are from the lineage of lie Mohammed
lying is not my thing. I am a truthful dude
Re: I Am Dead!! Please, Redeem My Soul From This Pit Of Friendzone! by nuggarito: 11:40am On Apr 02, 2016
Are you this jobless??
Re: I Am Dead!! Please, Redeem My Soul From This Pit Of Friendzone! by Elzends(m): 11:42am On Apr 02, 2016
PoliticalThuG:
lying is not my thing. I am a truthful dude
Pishure of u doing the shaving or........
Re: I Am Dead!! Please, Redeem My Soul From This Pit Of Friendzone! by PoliticalThuG(op): 11:55am On Apr 02, 2016
nuggarito:
Are you this jobless??
dnt get u
Re: I Am Dead!! Please, Redeem My Soul From This Pit Of Friendzone! by esejessy(f): 11:55am On Apr 02, 2016
obontami:
What's the name of this ghanian movie ??
shave me! grin cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin
Re: I Am Dead!! Please, Redeem My Soul From This Pit Of Friendzone! by esejessy(f): 11:59am On Apr 02, 2016
Op Pele u can lie for African cha!!!!
Re: I Am Dead!! Please, Redeem My Soul From This Pit Of Friendzone! by Frankicent(m): 4:03pm On Apr 02, 2016
PoliticalThuG:
I visited my crush for an assignment we hope to submit on monday. I wanted to grab the opportunity to tell her what i feel for her.

I knocked at the door. I am sure she heard a masculine voice but what i dnt get is why she came out stark naked. I was shocked to the marrow.

She dragged me to her bed. I found out she was shaving. She asked me to help her shave her possey that her hand was paining her.

When i was shaving, my "gbola" started rising. Nawa oooo. And i didnt want her to see it. One thing let to another, i say make i fin...ger her small. Na so she got angry and pull my hand out forcefully..

She started saying "you know u are like my brother bla bla bla" na so i carry vex commot her house.

She has been calling me since but i refused to pick her call. What do i do now?
is this is tru sha...
1: Limit the friend zone talk..like she tell you about her boyfriend, maga,crush etc.. next time tell me you don't want to talk about it. be serious
2: Talk dirty to her..make it sexy
3...When you talking to her alway look at her lips not her eye... her lips.. That with trigger a sexy response to her...
4:. The places you go with her everytime avoid it..... Tell you busy
5. Talk about how girls crush for you... make her jealous
6: Tell her the truth... "that you want to bleep her. Her response might be mean... but you've automatically put a thought in her that you want a chance.
7: If you acting sexy and she ask you to stop... Don't stop deep down women want a unique man... A stubborn type
8: After she give up to you... She will now say " I don't no what push me" Now you the alpha man...grin
Re: I Am Dead!! Please, Redeem My Soul From This Pit Of Friendzone! by PoliticalThuG(op): 4:15pm On Apr 02, 2016
Frankicent:
is this is tru sha...
1: Limit the friend zone talk..like she tell you about her boyfriend, maga,crush etc.. next time tell me you don't want to talk about it. be serious
2: Talk dirty to her..make it sexy
3...When you talking to her alway look at her lips not her eye... her lips.. That with trigger a sexy response to her...
4:. The places you go with her everytime avoid it..... Tell you busy
5. Talk about how girls crush for you... make her jealous
6: Tell her the truth... "that you want to bleep her. Her response might be mean... but you've automatically put a thought in her that you want a chance.
7: If you acting sexy and she ask you to stop... Don't stop deep down women want a unique man... A stubborn type
8: After she give up to you... She will now say " I don't no what push me" Now you the alpha man...grin
my best advice so far!!!!!
Re: I Am Dead!! Please, Redeem My Soul From This Pit Of Friendzone! by PoliticalThuG(op): 4:18pm On Apr 02, 2016
esejessy:
Op Pele u can lie for African cha!!!!
shut up if u dnt have better advice
Re: I Am Dead!! Please, Redeem My Soul From This Pit Of Friendzone! by esejessy(f): 4:31pm On Apr 02, 2016
PoliticalThuG:
shut up if u dnt have better advice
01 shaver! Hope sure mentally okay?
Re: I Am Dead!! Please, Redeem My Soul From This Pit Of Friendzone! by Frankicent(m): 4:31pm On Apr 02, 2016
PoliticalThuG:
my best advice so far!!!!!
winks grin winks it's all in the head bro.. if you need any more tips mail me
Re: I Am Dead!! Please, Redeem My Soul From This Pit Of Friendzone! by PoliticalThuG(op): 4:36pm On Apr 02, 2016
esejessy:
01 shaver! Hope sure mentally okay?
bia this girl, i go wound u ooo
Re: I Am Dead!! Please, Redeem My Soul From This Pit Of Friendzone! by PoliticalThuG(op): 4:37pm On Apr 02, 2016
Frankicent:
winks grin winks it's all in the head bro.. if you need any more tips mail me
i wanted to send but i cudn't. I dnt know why
Re: I Am Dead!! Please, Redeem My Soul From This Pit Of Friendzone! by obontami: 8:10pm On Apr 02, 2016
esejessy:
shave me! grin cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin
grin
Re: I Am Dead!! Please, Redeem My Soul From This Pit Of Friendzone! by Frankicent(m): 11:34pm On Apr 02, 2016
PoliticalThuG:
i wanted to send but i cudn't. I dnt know why
lol owk
Re: I Am Dead!! Please, Redeem My Soul From This Pit Of Friendzone! by PoliticalThuG(op): 7:17am On Apr 03, 2016
Frankicent:
lol owk
what do we do now? Wil u send?
Re: I Am Dead!! Please, Redeem My Soul From This Pit Of Friendzone! by Frankicent(m): 11:45am On Apr 03, 2016
PoliticalThuG:
what do we do now? Wil u send?
WhatsApp me then. 08130978745
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