DY20:
The moment i received her call and the first thing she ask is "Dayo, are you at home?".... "Ok, i'm coming"... then i know something is about to go down between us...

SexyStrawberry:
LOL, I'm not a white girl but i am super blunt, if i want sex, I'll tell u straight up, no time to waste abeg

pweetychyka:
A typical Nigerian shy gal will be lyk....

Babe: John r u at home?

John: Yea I am! Anything...?

Babe: Nothing really ooooo! I jez called to know what's up! Do u want me to come?

John: OK (not specific)

Babe: I 'm coming!

John: I 'll be expecting u then!

(15 mins later babe- Knocking on the door)

John: Yes come in

Babe: How are u?

John: Very fyn... wat can I offer u?

Babe: Naaaa! Don't worry.... U didn't go out today?

John: Hmmmm myt go out soon!

Babe: Oh ok! I want to sleep for a while(forming sexy)

John: Okkkk! Enjoy

Babe: (moody face) U r not romantic sef... come n cuddle me jhoor so I can sleep well!

And den cuddle start ! From cuddle to kissing n den d game starts

[center]But then a typical Nigerian outspoken babe will be like[/center]

Babe: Hi sweetheart

Guy: Hey sugar how are u?

Babe: I 'm fyn jez dat I 'm missing u(softly) are u at home?

Guy: Missing ya too! Sure I 'm home

Babe: Oh okay! Coming ryt away!

(15 mins later - Babe knocking on d door)

Guy: Yea who is it? Come in...

Babe: Hey sweetie (hugging and kissing him) I 've really missed you

(No tym to check tym) anything dat happens after that tym should be story for anoda day

Youngpo413:
Uwaafid.

fellis:
A woman can ask for permission to watch films in your house without having ulterior motives for heaven's sake.

How do you guys reason? Nigerian men mistake everything as invitation for sex.
If you smile at him=invitation for sex.
Answer him when he says hello=invitation for sex.
You look in the direction he is standing=invitation for sex.
Acknowledge his existence in anyway at all= invitation for sex.

May God deliver all of you. No wonder there is so much rape going on in the country.

Eeroh95:
that moment she comes,gives you the phone and walk away saying(I will come and collect it later)

Edipee:
Ata awo annang adem. Da atiedie?

olajonzin:
...what if is it my future gelfriend u dey go down with unko

misspicy:
Syn.nzu


abeg ignore that double faced hungry man,you will only be disappointed


that skinny goat too is dead already,don't let his corpse stink around you

arshad880:
ur sword? i dnt get, are u a hunter?

Synnzu:


Spicy I wanna talk to you privately. Does your pm work?

SexyStrawberry:


i am not obliged to prove myself to u whatsoever, but as far as i am concerned, i can say it to whomever catches my fancy if i so wish to. I'm not a kid my dear.

wahabian:


Na people like you dey always do stoooop naaaaaaw

acenazt:
When she call and asks who's home with u? I start telling my guys to clear.

misspicy:

No its not,lemme send my contact to you then


you can see pm?

BTW follow me

tolzy90:
So, I'll put on the gen jst for her to charge her fone and she'll tel me she's leaving. I tel u, b4 she takes 3 steps out I don go off gen. They dnt try that shii wit me anyways. And Mind you, it's not the charging of fone that is really important they jst use it as an excuse to come around for the D

Noble4life:
Hey! Are You At Home? Am Around Your Neighbour-hood To See A Friend. O Boy, Na To Begin Do Rehearsal Ooo

Synnzu:


Done!

Pm's come directly to my phone on my "Synzu" account. But this one goes to my mailbox so kindly alert me when you send it so I'll know. Thanks.

iceberylin:

YOU ALSO GET THOSE AUTO ERECTI0N

Henycymama:

SMH, do rehearsal on top Wetin

swemzkid:
A white girl will say

I want to have sex with you

A nigerian girl will say
U get light i want to watch film in ur house

true or false?
add ur own concept

tombravo:
Yo! sexystrawberry. i wanna have sex with u.

Marvel1206:


busted!!! Mum must see this

iamrealdeji:
then you're a cheap slut