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How Watching Spartacus With My Gf Ruined Our Friendship by Frozenovenreagan: 5:22am On Apr 05, 2016 |
now, I'm a skinny scrawny niggeer, I look like wiz khalifa body wise. my gf used to come ova very often n we watched game of thrones without any hiccup. wahala started wen we started watching Spartacus. those pple who've watched it know that the men in that series are well built and hot and posses great sexual prowess,things I don't posses except for sexual prowess every time we watched she used to comment say that Spartacus the lead character de make her Toto wet. one day she opened up and told me that she doesn't like my skinny body, she said I look frail as a twig and she wants a man who can fuccck her like spartacus. I kept quiet. she said the only reason she was with me was my d, at least its not as skinny as my body. I kept quiet. she said I'm a bag of bones. I kept quiet. she said that Spartacus is a real man I was more of a woman in a mans body, I kept quiet. after 2 episodes of Spartacus, I put on Gabriel unions, being Mary jane. then wen we wanted to do the do, my machine no gree stand up, she try bj, handjob, removed her clothes and started pole dancing, the ting no gree to give her standing ovation. at the end she gave up and commented that that was the reason she was going to find a man built like Spartacus because I wasn't man enough. I asked her, how my machine go gree give standing ovation to a stretch marks filled ass weh flatter than a flat screen t.v after my eyes don feast on Mary Jane's own?... she left the next morning without me giving her a kobo, not even breakfast........chai ! skinny guys we don suffer 3 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: How Watching Spartacus With My Gf Ruined Our Friendship by Cutehector(m): 5:27am On Apr 05, 2016 |
Bro why u dey lie Frozenovenreagan: 9 Likes |
Re: How Watching Spartacus With My Gf Ruined Our Friendship by Nova15: 5:37am On Apr 05, 2016 |
Lmao! I don't care if this story is true or false, but its freaking hilarious 12 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: How Watching Spartacus With My Gf Ruined Our Friendship by Marlvin(m): 5:56am On Apr 05, 2016 |
So you have a 'pole' in your room, hmm how fascinating . 5 Likes |
Re: How Watching Spartacus With My Gf Ruined Our Friendship by Nobody: 6:01am On Apr 05, 2016 |
**yawns**
it is a tuesday morning, no time 4 fictional boy/girl friend stories. 2 Likes |
Re: How Watching Spartacus With My Gf Ruined Our Friendship by Smartguy001(m): 6:10am On Apr 05, 2016 |
Lolz funny dude ;Du 1 Like |
Re: How Watching Spartacus With My Gf Ruined Our Friendship by firstking01(m): 6:22am On Apr 05, 2016 |
Hmmmm |
Re: How Watching Spartacus With My Gf Ruined Our Friendship by firstking01(m): 6:24am On Apr 05, 2016 |
Hmmmm.... |
Re: How Watching Spartacus With My Gf Ruined Our Friendship by Nobody: 6:31am On Apr 05, 2016 |
How the word,TOTO irritates me 5 Likes |
Re: How Watching Spartacus With My Gf Ruined Our Friendship by nepapole(m): 7:03am On Apr 05, 2016 |
Op...u can sabi lie ehn. 1 Like |
Re: How Watching Spartacus With My Gf Ruined Our Friendship by olaleks007(m): 7:58am On Apr 05, 2016 |
Op u r suffering from earligigaoptomatic gason meaning u siddown for queue for filling station dis early morning,,,u come dey give us fabu. Walai try again next time Ko wole (e no enter) 1 Like |
Re: How Watching Spartacus With My Gf Ruined Our Friendship by Nobody: 8:09am On Apr 05, 2016 |
Read the first sentence. Stopped reading immediately. 1 Like |
Re: How Watching Spartacus With My Gf Ruined Our Friendship by ATMC(f): 8:13am On Apr 05, 2016 |
Funny 1 Like |
Re: How Watching Spartacus With My Gf Ruined Our Friendship by Pumpkin34(f): 8:14am On Apr 05, 2016 |
Big fiction.... Mtchew. |
Re: How Watching Spartacus With My Gf Ruined Our Friendship by ettaetta(m): 8:18am On Apr 05, 2016 |
Lol very funny 1 Like |
Re: How Watching Spartacus With My Gf Ruined Our Friendship by iykekelvins(m): 8:23am On Apr 05, 2016 |
Why you fuckingg lying |
Re: How Watching Spartacus With My Gf Ruined Our Friendship by chynie: 8:24am On Apr 05, 2016 |
bro u be liar Mohammad son? u can lie oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 3 Likes |
Re: How Watching Spartacus With My Gf Ruined Our Friendship by Maxity02(f): 8:42am On Apr 05, 2016 |
mtcheew! |
Re: How Watching Spartacus With My Gf Ruined Our Friendship by Damadios: 9:08am On Apr 05, 2016 |
olaleks007:@bolded Kikikikikikikikik, this guy yaff kill me ooooo |
Re: How Watching Spartacus With My Gf Ruined Our Friendship by Nobody: 9:16am On Apr 05, 2016 |
@OP. I Can see that you are doing your I.T in Lai Mohammed class? 2 Likes |
Re: How Watching Spartacus With My Gf Ruined Our Friendship by Nobody: 9:19am On Apr 05, 2016 |
Brother this is a very sweet lie,you made my morning cause your hilarious joke,lead to some hilarious comment... 1 Like |
Re: How Watching Spartacus With My Gf Ruined Our Friendship by Nobody: 9:19am On Apr 05, 2016 |
Brother this is a very sweet lie,you made my morning cause your hilarious joke,lead to some hilarious comments... |
Re: How Watching Spartacus With My Gf Ruined Our Friendship by tolugar: 9:53am On Apr 05, 2016 |
Abeg where I go get fuel |
Re: How Watching Spartacus With My Gf Ruined Our Friendship by ugooo88(m): 10:04am On Apr 05, 2016 |
so long and short, u want to tell us u now have erectile dysfunction? |
Re: How Watching Spartacus With My Gf Ruined Our Friendship by bigx(m): 10:25am On Apr 05, 2016 |
Pole de ur room? |
Re: How Watching Spartacus With My Gf Ruined Our Friendship by Duchessree(f): 10:47am On Apr 05, 2016 |
lmao...... op this lie ehn 1 Like |
Re: How Watching Spartacus With My Gf Ruined Our Friendship by wolejoko2(m): 11:41am On Apr 05, 2016 |
Exactly! Please he should see a doctor or alagbo. ugooo88: |
Re: How Watching Spartacus With My Gf Ruined Our Friendship by Nobody: 11:47am On Apr 05, 2016 |
The spatacus don finish or yu still de watch am ? |
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