now, I'm a skinny scrawny niggeer, I look like wiz khalifa body wise. my gf used to come ova very often n we watched game of thrones without any hiccup. wahala started wen we started watching Spartacus. those pple who've watched it know that the men in that series are well built and hot and posses great sexual prowess,things I don't posses except for sexual prowess every time we watched she used to comment say that Spartacus the lead character de make her Toto wet. one day she opened up and told me that she doesn't like my skinny body, she said I look frail as a twig and she wants a man who can fuccck her like spartacus. I kept quiet. she said the only reason she was with me was my d, at least its not as skinny as my body. I kept quiet. she said I'm a bag of bones. I kept quiet. she said that Spartacus is a real man I was more of a woman in a mans body, I kept quiet.
after 2 episodes of Spartacus, I put on Gabriel unions, being Mary jane. then wen we wanted to do the do, my machine no gree stand up, she try bj, handjob, removed her clothes and started pole dancing, the ting no gree to give her standing ovation. at the end she gave up and commented that that was the reason she was going to find a man built like Spartacus because I wasn't man enough. I asked her, how my machine go gree give standing ovation to a stretch marks filled ass weh flatter than a flat screen t.v after my eyes don feast on Mary Jane's own?... she left the next morning without me giving her a kobo, not even breakfast........chai ! skinny guys we don suffer

Bro why u dey lie

Frozenovenreagan:
now, I'm a skinny scrawny niggeer, I look like wiz khalifa body wise. my gf used to come ova very often n we watched game of thrones without any hiccup. wahala started wen we started watching Spartacus. those pple who've watched it know that the men in that series are well built and hot and posses great sexual prowess,things I don't posses except for sexual prowess every time we watched she used to comment say that Spartacus the lead character de make her Toto wet. one day she opened up and told me that she doesn't like my skinny body, she said I look frail as a twig and she wants a man who can fuccck her like spartacus. I kept quiet. she said the only reason she was with me was my d, at least its not as skinny as my body. I kept quiet. she said I'm a bag of bones. I kept quiet. she said that Spartacus is a real man I was more of a woman in a mans body, I kept quiet.
after 2 episodes of Spartacus, I put on Gabriel unions, being Mary jane. then wen we wanted to do the do, my machine no gree stand up, she try bj, handjob, removed her clothes and started pole dancing, the ting no gree to give her standing ovation. at the end she gave up and commented that that was the reason she was going to find a man built like Spartacus because I wasn't man enough. I asked her, how my machine go gree give standing ovation to a stretch marks filled ass weh flatter than a flat screen t.v after my eyes don feast on Mary Jane's own?... she left the next morning without me giving her a kobo, not even breakfast........chai ! skinny guys we don suffer

Lmao! I don't care if this story is true or false, but its freaking hilarious

**yawns** it is a tuesday morning, no time 4 fictional boy/girl friend stories.

Lolz funny dude ;Du

Hmmmm

Hmmmm....

How the word,TOTO irritates me

Op...u can sabi lie ehn.

Op u r suffering from

earligigaoptomatic gason

meaning u siddown for queue for filling station dis early morning,,,u come dey give us fabu.


Walai try again next time

Ko wole (e no enter)

Read the first sentence. Stopped reading immediately.

Funny

Big fiction.... Mtchew.

Lol very funny

bro u be liar Mohammad son?

u can lie oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

mtcheew!

olaleks007:
Op u r suffering from

earligigaoptomatic gason

meaning u siddown for queue for filling station dis early morning,,,u come dey give us fabu.


Walai try again next time


Ko wole (e no enter)

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Kikikikikikikikik, this guy yaff kill me ooooo

Brother this is a very sweet lie,you made my morning cause your hilarious joke,lead to some hilarious comment...

Brother this is a very sweet lie,you made my morning cause your hilarious joke,lead to some hilarious comments...

Abeg where I go get fuel

so long and short, u want to tell us u now have erectile dysfunction?

Pole de ur room?

lmao...... op this lie ehn

Exactly! Please he should see a doctor or alagbo.

ugooo88:
so long and short, u want to tell us u now have erectile dysfunction?

The spatacus don finish or yu still de watch am ?