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Not always by Tjayjosh(op): 9:34am On Jun 06, 2015*

Nothing

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Re: Not always by winetapper: 9:42am On Jun 06, 2015

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Re: Not always by lirusehn(m): 10:59am On Jun 06, 2015

Re: Not always by Rumpelstiltskin(m): 3:06am On Jun 07, 2015*

9. He is stinkingly rich.

If he owns a business empire of over $10 billion like Rumpelstiltskin. cool

He will provide all you could ever wish for. Marry him quickly angry

10. He is sophisticated.

If he sucks your bossom with straw, he is damn sophisticated. He's a keeper! grin

11. He is Macho.

If he has 24 packs (anything less is unacceptable) and can kill 53.8 people with one blow. shocked

He will protect you and therefore is a marriage material. But always ensure he never gets angry with you else.... embarassed

12. He is a handyman.

If he can cook, do house chores, babysit, fix domestic problems and still volunteer to do the laundry including your underwears. Congratulations, please marry him. You just found your self a slave. You don't have to lift a finger. undecided

13. He is perfectly perfect and good at everything.

He has the height of LeBron James, the skin tone of Vin Diesel, the voice of Chris Brown, the physique of Jason Statham, the sex appeal of David Beckham and is more handsome than Denzel Washington. Plus he can sing, play the guitar, keyboard and konga. He also plays basketball, football, tennis, volleyball and can speak English, French, Mandarin, German, Spanish and Arabic fluently. He is romantic, loves to play, understanding and never gets angry. Sister, please marry him or you may just have to manufacture another like him in the factory all by yourself. grin

14. He is a hunk, a horse and a tiger.

If his joystick is fatter than an average cucumber and longer than an electric pole.......If he can go 20 rounds without stopping to drink water, whines better than a rotor and can make you cum faster than the speed of light. Don't ever let him go, infact force him to marry you and you would have acquired a sexx machine. tongue

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Re: Not always by Rumpelstiltskin(m): 10:01am On Jun 07, 2015

DISCLAIMER: Rumpelstiltskin shall not be held responsible for any emotional disaster that may occur as a result of strict adherence to the above post. Application of common sense is advised. grin

Signed: Barr. Merlin (SAN)
For Rumpelstiltskin, CEO, GoldStraw Group.

CC r231
Freiburger

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Re: Not always by Tjayjosh(op): 12:22pm On Jun 07, 2015

Rumpelstiltskin:
9. He is stinkingly rich.

If he owns a business empire of over $10 billion like Rumpelstiltskin. He will provide all you could ever wish for. Marry him quickly

10. He is sophisticated.

If he sucks your bossom with straw, he is damn sophisticated. He's a keeper!

11. He is Macho.

If he has 24 packs (anything less is unacceptable) and can kill 53.8 people with one blow. He will protect you and therefore is a marriage material. But always ensure he never gets angry with you else....

12. He is a handyman.

If he can cook, do house chores, babysit, fix domestic problems and still volunteer to do the laundry including your underwears. Congratulations, please marry him. You just found your self a slave. You don't have to lift a finger.

13. He is perfectly perfect and good at everything.

He has the height of LeBron James, the skin tone of Vin Diesel, the voice of Chris Brown, the physique of Jason Statham, the sex appeal of David Beckham and is more handsome than Denzel Washington. Plus he can sing, play the guitar, keyboard and konga. He also plays basketball, football, tennis, volleyball and can speak English, French, Mandarin, German, Spanish and Arabic fluently. He is romantic, loves to play, understanding and never gets angry. Sister, please marry him or you may just have to manufacture another like him in the factory all by yourself.

14. He is a hunk, a horse and a tiger.

If his joystick is fatter than an average cucumber and longer than an electric pole.......If he can go 20 rounds without stopping to drink water, whines better than a rotor and can make you cum faster than the speed of light. Don't ever let him go, infact force him to marry you and you would have acquired a sexx machine.

Hahahahaha!!!

Re: Not always by tpiadotcom: 1:16pm On Jun 07, 2015

If he's already satisfying you in bed then you've already entered one chance.

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Re: Not always by vicope: 7:24pm On Jun 07, 2015*

Rumpelstiltskin:
9. He is stinkingly rich.

If he owns a business empire of over $10 billion like Rumpelstiltskin. He will provide all you could ever wish for. Marry him quickly

10. He is sophisticated.

If he sucks your bossom with straw, he is damn sophisticated. He's a keeper!

11. He is Macho.

If he has 24 packs (anything less is unacceptable) and can kill 53.8 people with one blow. He will protect you and therefore is a marriage material. But always ensure he never gets angry with you else....

12. He is a handyman.

If he can cook, do house chores, babysit, fix domestic problems and still volunteer to do the laundry including your underwears. Congratulations, please marry him. You just found your self a slave. You don't have to lift a finger.

13. He is perfectly perfect and good at everything.

He has the height of LeBron James, the skin tone of Vin Diesel, the voice of Chris Brown, the physique of Jason Statham, the sex appeal of David Beckham and is more handsome than Denzel Washington. Plus he can sing, play the guitar, keyboard and konga. He also plays basketball, football, tennis, volleyball and can speak English, French, Mandarin, German, Spanish and Arabic fluently. He is romantic, loves to play, understanding and never gets angry. Sister, please marry him or you may just have to manufacture another like him in the factory all by yourself.

14. He is a hunk, a horse and a tiger.

If his joystick is fatter than an average cucumber and longer than an electric pole.......If he can go 20 rounds without stopping to drink water, whines better than a rotor and can make you cum faster than the speed of light. Don't ever let him go, infact force him to marry you and you would have acquired a sexx machine.

crazy!

Cc lalasticlala

Re: Not always by Tjayjosh(op): 9:08pm On Apr 05, 2016*

Ops.

Re: Not always by Bluezy13(m): 9:30pm On Apr 05, 2016

Tjayjosh:
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Be sure to come back and remove this

Re: Not always by Tjayjosh(op): 9:42pm On Apr 05, 2016

Bluezy13:
Be sure to come back and remove this

Re: Not always by Bluezy13(m): 9:45pm On Apr 05, 2016

[quote author=Tjayjosh post=44440370][/quote]Hehehe...you no well

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