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Re: What Are The Funiest Things Your Ex Ever Said While Enjoying S*x With You? by valdovas(m): 9:15am On Apr 10, 2016

So many lies on this thread. Nairaland men can lie for africa.

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Re: What Are The Funiest Things Your Ex Ever Said While Enjoying S*x With You? by Malayy(m): 9:29am On Apr 10, 2016

even 20 seconds guys dey make noise too... mtcheeew!!

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Re: What Are The Funiest Things Your Ex Ever Said While Enjoying S*x With You? by Smellymouth: 9:30am On Apr 10, 2016

Malayy:
even 20 seconds guys dey make noise too... mtcheeew!!

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Re: What Are The Funiest Things Your Ex Ever Said While Enjoying S*x With You? by drunkpunk(m): 10:53am On Apr 10, 2016

The one that gets me pounding hard is when she says "Baby, Bleep me like its our wedding night". Ol'boi... When I hear am, ShegeBanza!!!

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Re: What Are The Funiest Things Your Ex Ever Said While Enjoying S*x With You? by Abbeyunique2(m): 10:53am On Apr 10, 2016

EZEIGBO1OFIMO:
this is an anonymous forum, so I see no wrong in his actions

anonymity doesnt give the moral to say such childish.

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Re: What Are The Funiest Things Your Ex Ever Said While Enjoying S*x With You? by midehi2(f): 11:07am On Apr 10, 2016

iPopAlomo:
It is touching my womb!!!
That day I laugh tire...

i cant just stop laughing cheesy

Re: What Are The Funiest Things Your Ex Ever Said While Enjoying S*x With You? by midehi2(f): 11:11am On Apr 10, 2016

Smellymouth:
Hahahha.. Una too funny

say your experience jare cheesy

Re: What Are The Funiest Things Your Ex Ever Said While Enjoying S*x With You? by obizzy(m): 11:12am On Apr 10, 2016

Whats weirder than when we're "fornicating" and she's shouting JESUS! JESUS! JESUS! Oh Lord! Oh Lord JESUS!

Beeytch you wan remind bros Jay to punish us abi

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Re: What Are The Funiest Things Your Ex Ever Said While Enjoying S*x With You? by Smellymouth: 11:19am On Apr 10, 2016

midehi2:

say your experience jare

Have u said urs? tongue

Let's hear how you moan cheesy

Re: What Are The Funiest Things Your Ex Ever Said While Enjoying S*x With You? by FeminineSniper(m): 12:26pm On Apr 10, 2016

The ring tone of my ex na
baby please don't stop,ahhhhhhh yes yes yessssssssss,I only wanna fvck this dic* for the rest of my lifeeeeaaaaaahhhhh yesss yssssssss,ouussshhhhhhhh,babyyyyyyyyy ur killing me,pls don't ever leave me.

and I be like,u got me dick baby....

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Re: What Are The Funiest Things Your Ex Ever Said While Enjoying S*x With You? by Duchessree(f): 12:34pm On Apr 10, 2016

lmao

Re: What Are The Funiest Things Your Ex Ever Said While Enjoying S*x With You? by midehi2(f): 12:36pm On Apr 10, 2016

Smellymouth:

Have u said urs?

Let's hear how you moan

'gosh! wicked! wicked!! treasure you wicked' 'issss deeep'

but remember this is different from moan or dirty talks tongue

Re: What Are The Funiest Things Your Ex Ever Said While Enjoying S*x With You? by Princedapace(m): 12:46pm On Apr 10, 2016

Zambux:

U lie

Oh, so na babe dey tell me sey I lie....

Wait make I catch u for bed grin

Re: What Are The Funiest Things Your Ex Ever Said While Enjoying S*x With You? by Princedapace(m): 12:50pm On Apr 10, 2016

midehi2:

i cant just stop laughing

I'm sure u are familiar wit that line bae :p

Re: What Are The Funiest Things Your Ex Ever Said While Enjoying S*x With You? by midehi2(f): 12:56pm On Apr 10, 2016

Princedapace:

I'm sure u are familiar wit that line bae :p

touching womb ke cheesy

Re: What Are The Funiest Things Your Ex Ever Said While Enjoying S*x With You? by seunny4lif(m): 12:57pm On Apr 10, 2016

I have many but the one I will neva forget is
I was laugh when I dey do am
" Obo mi oooo,Obo mi oooo..O dun mi, O dun mi"
Yeah yeah, ma duro ma duro grin

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Re: What Are The Funiest Things Your Ex Ever Said While Enjoying S*x With You? by Nobody: 1:05pm On Apr 10, 2016

Princedapace:

Hahahahahaha

Na true o...one of ma ex get that same wahala..she dey always speak nonsense grammar wen ever she don enter Jerusalem

lol

Re: What Are The Funiest Things Your Ex Ever Said While Enjoying S*x With You? by Nobody: 2:13pm On Apr 10, 2016

Duchessree:
lmao

u do moan crazily ryt?

Re: What Are The Funiest Things Your Ex Ever Said While Enjoying S*x With You? by Nobody: 2:16pm On Apr 10, 2016

midehi2:
'gosh! wicked! wicked!! treasure you wicked' 'issss deeep'
but remember this is different from moan or dirty talks

lol...ur puna go sweet sha

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Re: What Are The Funiest Things Your Ex Ever Said While Enjoying S*x With You? by Duchessree(f): 2:19pm On Apr 10, 2016

TheSpecial0ne:

u do moan crazily ryt?

nah

Re: What Are The Funiest Things Your Ex Ever Said While Enjoying S*x With You? by Nobody: 2:22pm On Apr 10, 2016

Duchessree:

nah

but u do moan ryt?

Re: What Are The Funiest Things Your Ex Ever Said While Enjoying S*x With You? by Duchessree(f): 2:25pm On Apr 10, 2016

TheSpecial0ne:

but u do moan ryt?

Re: What Are The Funiest Things Your Ex Ever Said While Enjoying S*x With You? by panpadre: 2:32pm On Apr 10, 2016

Duchessree:

no

So you go lockup... no nothing... you na super hero lol

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Re: What Are The Funiest Things Your Ex Ever Said While Enjoying S*x With You? by Duchessree(f): 2:33pm On Apr 10, 2016

like a post I saw on facebook ; Good sex will make bae apologise for things that she didn't do "baby am sorry for what happen in World War II" grin

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Re: What Are The Funiest Things Your Ex Ever Said While Enjoying S*x With You? by Duchessree(f): 2:37pm On Apr 10, 2016

panpadre:
So you go lockup... no nothing... you na super hero lol

you will not understand grin

Re: What Are The Funiest Things Your Ex Ever Said While Enjoying S*x With You? by gidimasters(m): 2:48pm On Apr 10, 2016

Duchessree:
like a post I saw on facebook ; Good sex will make bae apologise for things that she didn't do "baby am sorry for what happen in World War II"

thank God i'm still a virgin...

Re: What Are The Funiest Things Your Ex Ever Said While Enjoying S*x With You? by Nobody: 3:16pm On Apr 10, 2016

Duchessree:

no

awww...thats bad. Sex will b boring if my gal doesnt moan when i dig her

Re: What Are The Funiest Things Your Ex Ever Said While Enjoying S*x With You? by Nobody: 3:24pm On Apr 10, 2016

Duchessree:
like a post I saw on facebook ; Good sex will make bae apologise for things that she didn't do "baby am sorry for what happen in World War II"

loooollll

Re: What Are The Funiest Things Your Ex Ever Said While Enjoying S*x With You? by Aooux(m): 3:25pm On Apr 10, 2016

Duchessree:
like a post I saw on facebook ; Good sex will make bae apologise for things that she didn't do "baby am sorry for what happen in World War II"

DAMN.... that's one funny and dopest shit !

Re: What Are The Funiest Things Your Ex Ever Said While Enjoying S*x With You? by idu1(m): 3:33pm On Apr 10, 2016

seunny4lif:
I have many but the one I will neva forget is
I was laugh when I dey do am
" Obo mi oooo,Obo mi oooo..O dun mi, O dun mi"
Yeah yeah, ma duro ma duro

Re: What Are The Funiest Things Your Ex Ever Said While Enjoying S*x With You? by ofeshe(m): 3:46pm On Apr 10, 2016

Presbulg:
After 2 mins of intense thrusting, she asked ' are you in yet ?'

I just lied.

Your pencil is small kikiki

Re: What Are The Funiest Things Your Ex Ever Said While Enjoying S*x With You? by distilledwalex(m): 3:49pm On Apr 10, 2016

OLOLOLOLOOOOOOO!!!!
NBA BABABABABABA!!!
you're still do do doing in from down
Nbaooooooooo
Definitely she's an ibo lady

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