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What's Your Most Awkward And Funniest Memory As A Teen by Dongreat(m): 4:47pm On Apr 14, 2016 |
Hello nairalanders, I just have to share this as I remembered it while taking my bath and I nearly slipped due to excess laughing . When I was teen, 15 per se, I fell in love with this particular sexy, young and quiet girl living 2 blocks from my house and Unfortunately was not man enough to tell her. After a lengthy convo with my best friend I decided to take the 'cobra by its fang' and it was positive as she accepted but on one condition, that I have to follow her to her place of worship; and did I say she was a Moslem? One Friday, I went with her to the mosque all excited, smiling, thinking of the bad things to do to her after the service. Even Sir Mohammed will knight me thereafter. After the 'allah be praise' thing, I waited for her outside the mosque to see her off only to get the greatest shock of my teen life as I was told she was already betrothed and told to back off else my career would be amputated. I ran off weeping profusely like a man whose circumcision was performed wrongly. And if that wasn't enough, I woke up the next day with bruised knees, a terrible migraine and a dislocated shoulder, gotten from trying impress her that am best at praying, lol Please feel free to share yours... |
Re: What's Your Most Awkward And Funniest Memory As A Teen by falconey(m): 4:53pm On Apr 14, 2016 |
Re: What's Your Most Awkward And Funniest Memory As A Teen by cindybella101(f): 4:58pm On Apr 14, 2016 |
Sorry op Can't remember any awkward moment |
Re: What's Your Most Awkward And Funniest Memory As A Teen by prahcetomi(m): 5:03pm On Apr 14, 2016 |
I was 11.A particular girl lived in my area,omo this girl get big backside.I usually see a boy spanking her ass regularly,and den thinking it was a normal thing,we were playing one day and I spanked her ass.Thank God for ice block,my face for don turn red permanently. 1 Like |
Re: What's Your Most Awkward And Funniest Memory As A Teen by Dongreat(m): 5:10pm On Apr 14, 2016 |
prahcetomi: Lol, O boy you for tell am say nah new game you dey play called 'let's wipe that horse to move faster' lol. My days. |
Re: What's Your Most Awkward And Funniest Memory As A Teen by Dongreat(m): 5:11pm On Apr 14, 2016 |
cindybella101:Haba cindybella Hun. Why must you turn me post to a house of lies, lol. Pls fire away |
Re: What's Your Most Awkward And Funniest Memory As A Teen by prahcetomi(m): 5:17pm On Apr 14, 2016 |
Dongreat:Lmao |
Re: What's Your Most Awkward And Funniest Memory As A Teen by lordthree(m): 5:26pm On Apr 14, 2016 |
[size=15pt]there was this girl I liked at 15 and like the op I was shy as well, so one day we were at the junction, and there was just one okada left, so we entered together she sat in the middle and I was behind her, the Okada was on the move sha, and she kept adjusting by the time we got to our stop I was already hard and I had to come down, imagine paying okada man while trying to cover a hard on... [/size] 1 Like |
Re: What's Your Most Awkward And Funniest Memory As A Teen by cindybella101(f): 5:26pm On Apr 14, 2016 |
Dongreat:How did you know I was lying ? So its a crime not to remember things ? |
Re: What's Your Most Awkward And Funniest Memory As A Teen by Dongreat(m): 5:35pm On Apr 14, 2016 |
cindybella101:Babes, babes anyways |
Re: What's Your Most Awkward And Funniest Memory As A Teen by layla129(f): 5:39pm On Apr 14, 2016 |
At 16, there was this really cute guy every girl in that area was crushing on. Although, i was crushing secretly too, but i never went anywhere near him. He noticed me, asked me out and we started dating to the envy of other girls. He promised he was going to marry me and that i should introduce him to my mum as my boyfriend, that was how i introduced a guy as my bf to my mum 16 ...well, i got the beating of my life when we got home. Till date, i still feel very embarrassed when i remember. i just hope my mum has forgotten the incident 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: What's Your Most Awkward And Funniest Memory As A Teen by Dongreat(m): 5:51pm On Apr 14, 2016 |
layla129:Lol and literally rolling on the floor. I am just imagining the looks on your mums face . I bet she stopped you from watching Indian movies after that day, lol. |
Re: What's Your Most Awkward And Funniest Memory As A Teen by donbenedict(m): 5:53pm On Apr 14, 2016 |
layla129:suffers from heart failure due to excessive laughter 1 Like |
Re: What's Your Most Awkward And Funniest Memory As A Teen by DaGC(m): 6:12pm On Apr 14, 2016 |
Back in secondary school, there was this girl I usually visit every saturday. Infact it got so regular that I don't even knock when I go there, because all these while her parents have never been home on saturday afternoon plus phone wasn't really 'all that' then. Well, on this fateful day, I just opened the door as usual for another weekend romance, only to see a stern looking man reading newspaper on the couch. 'Yes, young man who are you?'. I was stunned and managed to stammer my name. But as a Wafarian, I no fit fall hand, so I regained my composure. 'I'm Lilian's classmate I said'. We shook hands and he offered me a seat, called his lovely daughter to the sitting room. He was then scolding her on her WAEC grades ish, then he faced me and asked about mine. Na so I blow lie say me pass am plus JAMB sef and its Uniben for medicine and surgery and I made it. He was glad and praised me. Faced his daughter and said 'see your mate, already made it into university sef'. Dude even sent for drinks for me. Didn't know our form teacher was their church member. Then she came in for a visit and saw me, and after greeting me said 'so you even failed common Chemistry that is my own course'. Then went on to tell the man about how I was her student. See race wey I pick ehn. Till today when I catch up with her online, we usually laugh about it. Even till now sef I don't go that house. Not even for her wedding sef 2 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: What's Your Most Awkward And Funniest Memory As A Teen by layla129(f): 6:14pm On Apr 14, 2016 |
Dongreat: Hmm, my brother. I suffered this thing for many years oh. My parents had to relocate me because of this guy...true story 1 Like |
Re: What's Your Most Awkward And Funniest Memory As A Teen by layla129(f): 6:23pm On Apr 14, 2016 |
donbenedict: Lol, not funny i tell you |
Re: What's Your Most Awkward And Funniest Memory As A Teen by ritaoritza(f): 6:28pm On Apr 14, 2016 |
I was like 8 or 9,woke up in the middle of the night and caught my grandfather and grandmonther in the act. My grandfather was doing a cunninglingus on my grandma.... I had to switch to the living room to catch what's left of my sleep Most shocking and awkward moment ever!!! |
Re: What's Your Most Awkward And Funniest Memory As A Teen by Dongreat(m): 6:32pm On Apr 14, 2016 |
ritaoritza: And the award right now goes to ritaoritza, lol, for her most epic moment . Babes I swear this got me laughter hard. |
Re: What's Your Most Awkward And Funniest Memory As A Teen by Aguiyi13(m): 6:35pm On Apr 14, 2016 |
ritaoritza: 'As a teen ' oh and I will have you know that your story seems fabricated. 1 Like |
Re: What's Your Most Awkward And Funniest Memory As A Teen by ritaoritza(f): 6:39pm On Apr 14, 2016 |
Aguiyi13: |
Re: What's Your Most Awkward And Funniest Memory As A Teen by ritaoritza(f): 6:41pm On Apr 14, 2016 |
Aguiyi13: Sorry @op forgotten u said teen And as for my story......100% history of my life. Scared me for life!!! |
Re: What's Your Most Awkward And Funniest Memory As A Teen by ritaoritza(f): 6:43pm On Apr 14, 2016 |
Dongreat: Am happy for u |
Re: What's Your Most Awkward And Funniest Memory As A Teen by Aguiyi13(m): 6:45pm On Apr 14, 2016 |
[quote author=ritaoritza post=44704172][/quote] [b] What ? [/b]Either of your grannies , should testify to it. then I'd believe your story. |
Re: What's Your Most Awkward And Funniest Memory As A Teen by Aguiyi13(m): 6:48pm On Apr 14, 2016 |
ritaoritza: perhaps you should tell Me more, was she moaning as at then.... |
Re: What's Your Most Awkward And Funniest Memory As A Teen by ritaoritza(f): 6:53pm On Apr 14, 2016 |
Aguiyi13: WAKA |
Re: What's Your Most Awkward And Funniest Memory As A Teen by Aguiyi13(m): 6:56pm On Apr 14, 2016 |
ritaoritza: 1 Like
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Re: What's Your Most Awkward And Funniest Memory As A Teen by halfricanadian(f): 7:01pm On Apr 14, 2016 |
DaGC: Lmao lying is not only ur hobby bt ur talent as well |
Re: What's Your Most Awkward And Funniest Memory As A Teen by DaGC(m): 7:19pm On Apr 14, 2016 |
halfricanadian: Well, I was a teenager and I hold no regret about it. It was just awkward to see his look towards me change, that's why I ran. |
Re: What's Your Most Awkward And Funniest Memory As A Teen by halfricanadian(f): 7:20pm On Apr 14, 2016 |
DaGC: I can only imagine |
Re: What's Your Most Awkward And Funniest Memory As A Teen by Nobody: 2:01am On Apr 15, 2016 |
ritaoritza:Haha. I believe you jor. But wait, did they catch you catching em? Now THAT must've been awkward. |
Re: What's Your Most Awkward And Funniest Memory As A Teen by sanousizayyan(m): 6:11am On Apr 15, 2016 |
When I was 14 my 18 year old neighbour caught me peeping at her while she was.............with their driver she let me touch her..........as bribe |
Re: What's Your Most Awkward And Funniest Memory As A Teen by firstking01(m): 7:00am On Apr 15, 2016 |
This reminds me of what happened between me, my friends and the beautiful chika |
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