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Cutehector:
I will never trust a girl

DesChyko:
You don't need to. Girls are temporary in a temporary stage of life. Reserve it for a WOMAN.

HateU2:
Hateu.2 in conjunction with naughtynaughty brings back another interesting thread for you . After another over -night thorough investigation, we can can as well say this about our fellow women. We are ladies, So we know the game . Enjoy:

1. Number of sexual partner: My bro, this is a secret that dies with women. We feel so ashamed of saying the number of guys we have slept with(you guys are not saints too). It's a shame because we are afraid you will run away if we say actually say the truth so we lie about it. In fact, we give you the number of guys we thought we had serious relationship with not flings . Don't blame us ooo.


2. I'm a virgin: . My fellow girls, why do you have to lie about this. I don't do this so I won't use 'US'. What if things get serious If he eventually finds out nko . You will now tell him super story abi Ladies, stop this nitori olorun

3. I don't like sex: biko, who doesn't like making love with a guy that loves you and you love him . What I can say is that 'I can do without sex for months/years'. You don't have to lie about this. Yes!!! Guys! We love sex . Give us bomb sex .

4. Age: . Sis, I wonder why you have to lie to someone(maybe you will end up 2geda) about this. I don't support this at all. Guys, I don't know why 'we' ladies do this oooo . I have heard how this lie broke many homes.

5. I'm not jealous: My niggas, don't be deceived. We are naturally jealous. God created us like this. Personally, i'm jealous of what I'm sure it 'MINE'. Ladies lies about this to make them look like a perfect house wife. Biko, don't be deceived. If she sees another lady in your house, don't come on NL to share your story oooo because 'bashers' will bash u ehn!

6. Looks don't matter: ehn! Iffa hear pim!!! Niggas, try to look good bikonu o. Girls loves guys that takes good care of themselves not the one with bushy arm-pits and dirty boxers with bushy beards . I like my guy presentable to family and friends. Even if God no give you beauty package it my bro with cleanliness . We ladies too do packaging .


I'm not tosyne2much and toks2008 ooo. They are 10listers . I have leaked out the secrets of we ladies(hope u girs will forgive me ). I have created the counter thread so that 'bashers' will lemme have rest ooo.

Naughtynaughty, my bestie . Any addition or subtraction

Lalasticlala, what do you think
Happy weekend nairalanders.

4C2215131:
You know, it was fun at the beginning when you started and stuff. But now, it's getting boring, stale and making you out as some petulant child seeking attention. Let it go. The theme has run its course. Re-invent yourself girl, come across with a new theme.

Don't bother taking swipes at me. It's a waste of your time.

EroticAngelina:
nice.

but there are girls who are still virgin o. so its not a lie

Passy089:
Kai girls can lie ehhhhhh.... imagine a 34yr old lady on Fb telling me she's 25 Lolz. didn't find out until her bdae when a post reminded her about how rocked her 34th bdae... I was like wah?
person wey invent photo editor no try at all

wilybebsy:
U wan try show urself abi??

EroticAngelina:
meaning??

EroticAngelina:
nice.
but there are girls who are still virgin o. so its not a lie

HateU2:
Why are u so pained
Seeking attetion 4rm sm1 lyk u abi . Humour me biko.

The attention wey I get self, I never attend to it not to talk of online attention. Grow up bro.

unapapadeycraze:
Na now we go know whether lalasti.clala is truly fvcking Hat.eU2 or not. I didn't come up with it, she blatantly said it.


Whose thread will mk front page dancev.ille's or ha.teU2'? Lalasticlmala will tell.

4C2215131:
Do you have a wristwatch on you right now? If you do, look at the time (if you don't use that on your celly or office or laptop or whatever). Now, concentrate on the second hand (or minute hand or digit if you're staring at a digital clock/watch). Do you notice how it keeps going, it never stops for nothing (even if yours is down via a fault or battery or whatever) another, somewhere, keeps ticking away.

Time is your enemy girl they way you're going now. Make it your friend as it is a real fearsome entity to have as an enemy. You'll never believe me now but God forbid you remember this some years hence.

DanceVille:
Lalasticlala Sir and Farano Ma... You know am the first to create this thread.


If hers grant Front Page and mine doesn't, that's partiality o.


www.nairaland.com/3062840/ladies-lies


My own thread of Ladies And Their Lies.

HateU2:
i have been expecting my bro. Welcome.
I yaf told u many tyms . Yes! We are E-phucking just for me to maake front page abi

You are high on Mushin weed

unapapadeycraze:
what are you trying to say? That you are a virgin? Blatant lie.