₦airaland Forum

IamLEGEND1:
Ẹ ku alẹ sir!

rainbowwkhid:
OK I work at Kenny’s Wood
Fired Grill, Belt Line Road,
Just West of the
North Dallas
Tollway
if you would love to try my dish am an amazing chef!

[color=#8a2be2]°•°Hmm.You still wanna be cool though I'm not what you are
.....OK
I'll write this yer info down then.[/color]

Smellymouth:
Mimzy, AMONGST others, SURELY You are greater than the greatest, You are better than the best, You are wiser than the wisest.. The LORD will keep your going out and your coming in from this time forth and forevermore.

MIMZYrization!!

GLORY!!!!

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#8a2be2]°•°Hmm.You still wanna be cool though I'm not what you are
.....OK
I'll write this yer info down then.[/color]

rainbowwkhid:
I don't relate. you're not what I am? what am I?

Cutehector:
Daaaaddy, I want indomie



Ohn leave me alone.. go and play with ur frnd refiner



I dnt want to play with refiner



I want indomie! I dnt want refiner


Ok leme cook indomie for you!


Whaaaaaat? I dnt think you knw how to cook indomie daaaddddy?



So what do u want me to do eh?



I waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaant [size=15pt]MIMZY[/size] to cook it for me. Mimzy is my friend, mimzy knows how to cook, mimzy makes me happy... I want u to call mimzzzy!!


Who is mimzy?



Looooooooook at her




www.nairaland.com/mimzy





Oh my gosh, mimzy is prettyyyyyy! I looooooooove mimzy......





Vote mimzy for miss nairaland 2016.


Cc: smellymouth

slyIsaac:
Broda of life were you been na.....!! I don find you tire... Wait make ah fflw you sef.....

TOMTOM15:
I think i would like to join team mimzy, those her campaign team are killing me here.

MUVA:
Welcome on board bro.

We no dey sell ticket here oo, na free entry!

#TeamMimzy ti take over!!

Every single blame was a hit!


Iyalaya anyboy


**Drops mic. Walks out like an overfed tout**

MRNipples:
LOL u love my mouth right?

slyIsaac:
Broda of life were you been na.....!! I don find you tire... Wait make ah fflw you sef.....

refiner:
...thought dis thread was shut down!....what happened...who opened it?

TOMTOM15:
mimzy ti take over awon weerey ojawo mo.

IamLEGEND1:
[b]alryt now,DJ Anyhow,turn up the beat....

HiaWeGo..... Fi le…
➡See the guys dem like her
➡Cos she dey give dem the mimzymicin
➡Everyday dem go hala her
➡Make she give dem the mimzymicin…I say the mimzymicin
➡Dem go say mimzy,mistress…
➡You too sweet like cake icing…cake icing
➡They’ve seen so many chicks
➡But none of them be like her
➡Lets say she's all dem see
➡Shey for dem eye she be jjc
➡They wan cook for her put mimzymicin
➡But ko bo si, her head too strong for them o
➡Quote her, na because of she fashi
➡When the haters dem come, she dey treat dem fine o
➡Quote her, that they never use to happen like this her my life
➡But now dem know the kind of life she's living
(she's living,she's living)
➡I say now dem know the kind of life she living
✴Show them now✴
➡Oya suddenly!
➡Step in the club, they’re loving her
➡Standing so far, yet they’re touching her
➡she can feel their fingers rubbing her…eh eh
➡they're calling her
➡Late in the night, they're bugging her
➡All day long they stalking her
➡And all these happen suddenly, so suddenly
➡dem go say: ori ya toh sori
➡If you ask dem wetin, dem go say:
➡Ori ya toh sori
➡If you ask dem haters dem go say:
➡Owo ya to sowo
➡Gbogbo wa mo wipe
➡Koko ya to si koko.......[/b]

cherryice:
babe .. I dnt want to contest. Let me give girls more chances to win

peeparty:
First and foremost, it is preposterous for a group of people to cast aspersions on our personality, for the avoidance of doubt, let me categorically inform all and sundry that as opposed to the vituperations in that post our candidate is not hungry and the last time I checked, there is no harm in being a jambite ; to quote a former first lady "we were all once a jambite" In addition, in all pageantry contests, you hardly find ladies with mammoth mammary glands or with big yansh like you assumed, anyone who think being endowed is a criterion for winning miss nairaland is not only myopic but also primitive.
Team lanicky is different from awon weyrey, the liberalism approach to our campaign made it imperative that we shy away from discrimination. Moreover, we all have the freedom to pitch our tent wherever we so wish.
We will not like you or anyone to drag our Queen into this quagmire on this street again.
Thank you.

#let campaign in peace
#wish all the contestants the very best.


Signed :
Campaign manager
Assitant Cm.

Cc
Ipledge
Stfuareyougod
Monalisa18
Aminat58
Adeh
Jeffrey
Ozila
Skalet
Lav eda
Iboss
Lekinz
Kelvingraphics
Esthafabian
Iamwestafrican
Bigkoboko
Iamkingsley
Scent
Lanicky

Etc

TOMTOM15:
I think i would like to join team mimzy, those her campaign team are killing me here.

MUVA:
Welcome on board bro.
We no dey sell ticket here oo, na free entry!
#TeamMimzy ti take over!!

IamLEGEND1:
[b]alryt now,DJ Anyhow,turn up the beat....

HiaWeGo..... Fi le…
➡See the guys dem like her
➡Cos she dey give dem the mimzymicin
➡Everyday dem go hala her
➡Make she give dem the mimzymicin…I say the mimzymicin
➡Dem go say mimzy,mistress…
➡You too sweet like cake icing…cake icing
➡They’ve seen so many chicks
➡But none of them be like her
➡Lets say she's all dem see
➡Shey for dem eye she be jjc
➡They wan cook for her put mimzymicin
➡But ko bo si, her head too strong for them o
➡Quote her, na because of she fashi
➡When the haters dem come, she dey treat dem fine o
➡Quote her, that they never use to happen like this her my life
➡But now dem know the kind of life she's living
(she's living,she's living)
➡I say now dem know the kind of life she living
✴Show them now✴
➡Oya suddenly!
➡Step in the club, they’re loving her
➡Standing so far, yet they’re touching her
➡she can feel their fingers rubbing her…eh eh
➡they're calling her
➡Late in the night, they're bugging her
➡All day long they stalking her
➡And all these happen suddenly, so suddenly
➡dem go say: ori ya toh sori
➡If you ask dem wetin, dem go say:
➡Ori ya toh sori
➡If you ask dem haters dem go say:
➡Owo ya to sowo
➡Gbogbo wa mo wipe
➡Koko ya to si koko.......[/b]

TOMTOM15:
I think i would like to join team mimzy, those her campaign team are killing me here.

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#8a2be2]°•°African from the continent, Nigerian in specific.
....°°•I can't bond with you over what it's like in yer country.
....°•°you said you love ta meet with other Nigerians in America .°•°But I'm not.[/color]

Cutehector:
Gloria: laveda, have you heard, miss nairaland contest is up already, and the winner is going home with 50 thouuuuusaaaannddd naira....



Laveda: are u serious, oh my gosssh. I reaaly want to jooooooooin. Who will you vote for Gloria? I hope u will vote for meeeeeee




Gloria: vote for u ke! Whoo u heppp? Who youuu heppp ooooooooo! where where u wen lanicky visited me in d hospital wen I was sick, where were you wen lanicky gave me money when I was broke? It's Lanicky bayybee... I am voting for her!


Laveda: it's nor like daht na. Someone cannor play with you again ok it seems lanicky will win the contest, since she is is very good girl.. because of you, i'm stepping down for her...



Gloria: yaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy. You're the best laveda.. it's [size=15pt]LANICKY[/size] or no one else. Have you seeen her picture lately, ohh my gosh, she is exceptionally beautiful... and sexy.. leme show you




www.nairaland.com/lanicky



Laveda: drops jaw! i'm so voting for her right away damn...





Vote lanicky for miss nairaland 2016.

rainbowwkhid:
I know right, you've never met wit me tho. you never can tell.

[color=#8a2be2] •I'm not fightin' yer offer of friendship.
..•°Was explanin' what I meant as you asked[/color]

peeparty:
First and foremost, it is preposterous for a group of people to cast aspersions on our personality, for the avoidance of doubt, let me categorically inform all and sundry that as opposed to the vituperations in that post our candidate is not hungry and the last time I checked, there is no harm in being a jambite ; to quote a former first lady "we were all once a jambite" In addition, in all pageantry contests, you hardly find ladies with mammoth mammary glands or with big yansh like you assumed, anyone who think being endowed is a criterion for winning miss nairaland is not only myopic but also primitive.
Team lanicky is different from awon weyrey, the liberalism approach to our campaign made it imperative that we shy away from discrimination. Moreover, we all have the freedom to pitch our tent wherever we so wish.
We will not like you or anyone to drag our Queen into this quagmire on this street again.
Thank you.

#let campaign in peace
#wish all the contestants the very best.


Signed :
Campaign manager
Assitant Cm.

Cc
Ipledge
Stfuareyougod
Monalisa18
Aminat58
Adeh
Jeffrey
Ozila
Skalet
Laveda
Iboss
Lekinz
Kelvingraphics
Esthafabian
Iamwestafrican
Bigkoboko
Iamkingsley
Scent
Lanicky

Etc

ImDharay:

cutehector, ionne qet,
hope ur perfectly 0hk....

[color=#87CEFA]°•that's what I'm sayin'
....°•she a chick what we care how "sexy" another chick look [/color]

peeparty:
First and foremost, it is preposterous for a group of people to cast aspersions on our personality, for the avoidance of doubt, let me categorically inform all and sundry that as opposed to the vituperations in that post our candidate is not hungry and the last time I checked, there is no harm in being a jambite ; to quote a former first lady "we were all once a jambite" In addition, in all pageantry contests, you hardly find ladies with mammoth mammary glands or with big yansh like you assumed, anyone who think being endowed is a criterion for winning miss nairaland is not only myopic but also primitive.
Team lanicky is different from awon weyrey, the liberalism approach to our campaign made it imperative that we shy away from discrimination. Moreover, we all have the freedom to pitch our tent wherever we so wish.
We will not like you or anyone to drag our Queen into this quagmire on this street again.
Thank you.

#let campaign in peace
#wish all the contestants the very best.


Signed :
Campaign manager
Assitant Cm.

Cc
Ipledg.e
Stfuareyo.ugod
Monalis.a18
Aminat.58
Ade.h
Jeffr.ey
Ozil.a
Skal.et
Lave.da
Ibo.ss
Leki.nz
Kelvingraph.ics
Esthafab.ian
Iamwestafri.can
Bigko.boko
Iamking.sley
Sce.nt
Lani.cky

Etc

IamWestAfrican:
I'm aight brov. kindly forward your pin via pm. You know it is team lānicky now, right? the lady i messaged you for initially has pulled out of the contest.

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#8a2be2] •I'm not fightin' yer offer of friendship.
..•°Was explanin' what I meant as you asked[/color]

naughtynaughty:
smh u don't hav work