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optional1:
Thanks dear,


u av akara here wit groundnutoil should i pass it over to u.





Optional1 d uyai of NL 2016

naijaboiy:

Oahray:
yeah... You are standing at the door, and there's sunlight behind you. Come in so I can see you well.

MRNipples:
oh dats very cool nd i neva knew. though u reside in south africa.

Smellymouth:
DJ IamLEGEND1, DJ Lsofdk.. Leggo!!!

Take a look at it like this
If I no get money like this
All these shuma no look my face
Them no go follow me to my place
I dey grind dey do my thing
I don dey see money since when I dey 19
When I go chop with my team
We dey pay for everyone wey dey the canteen
Now we don upgrade the matter
Daily and weekly and monthly and quarter
Now we don turn to butter
family dey smile and we no get quanta
Dakun jen so yoruba
Make them no go forget say baddo na baba
Eruku de shi yapa
I dey tell them…


Yeh give me the money eh
Biko nyemu ego
Orimi jekin jekin l’owo oh
Life is all about the money eh


Mimzy ti take over!!

IamLEGEND1:

Wad'up son! Join the fun

we in the driving seat,u riding shotgun

TeamMimzy utilizing rifles,u still with water guns

u don't wanna be outdone, regardless,you'll be overrun

Mímzy always stuns,get ready to cry with a loved one

Warrisdizonesaying. ....."cry with a loved one kwa... "

Monalisa185:
<sup>Want to know what LANICKY really stands for? Check it out:

L---->SHE'S LOVELY

A---->SHE'S AWESOME

N---->SHE'S NEAT

I----->SHE'S INTELLIGENT

C---->SHE'S COMELY

K---->SHE'S KIND
above all
Y---->SHE'S YOUNG


Now tell me, what else are you really looking for in a beauty queen?...she's an all-rounder! She's complete in every department...she's Queen LANICKY</sup>

skarlett:
[size=20][b]No time for bïtching. . . . . . just bars. . . .

The tale of a great Amazon - LANICKY[/size]


•In the Kingdom of Nairaland/the ensemble of the grand and damned/the daffodil Lanicky was to be crowed Madam/. . she was deadly like Abu Azrael in Afghanistan/. .then the contest grew frosty . . .the haters wanted to have her hanged/but the masses loved her. . . . .the way Ragnar Lothbrok loved Athelstan/

•She was built for mainstream/has so much youth and great dreams/the 50k is hers to grab - she's gonna bruise and glaze spleens/ . . .she has brains, swag and an astute campaign team/

•The contest was stiff. . .but quite tantalizing/the hype too was rising/It seemed one-sided at first. . . . . . till Mimzy was caught plagiarizing/

•Lanny skyrocketed and had y'all hit with a boulder/ . No one's in her range. . . .though they peep through a rover/ She's Irving Leslie. . . .and she moves like a cobra/. . .whoever tests her. . .will no die with no heart. . . .Tito Vilanova/

•Her physique is sacred geometry - unlike y'all she ain't manky/and she glides when she walks - like legs doing Stanky/her meteoritic rise is why y'all are parky/Love Lanny and stop going green . . . like Bruce Banner when he's angry/

• Take lessons - Lanicky is a tutor/if you're a fiend - you'd be jettisoned off her schooner/she'll leave your face swollen like the Benihana Buddha/. . . .y'all are just litluns in this race - Lanny is a barracuda/

•I woulda voted refiner but Lanny is finer/a vicious hyena. . .with a pack of coyotes behind her/She moves with feline grace. . .no doubt, she's primer/Since the days of Moses. . .Lanny's been keeping y'all underground. . . .like Chilean miners/

•Lanny's wits gon be the real decider/she can't bovvered by the hate - it ain't worth a lil saliva/At the end of the day. . . .y'all would still need Lanny to connect.. . . .like Psiphon and Simple Server/

•Lanny remains sangfroid - in the face of opposition/she isn't after fame - or material acquisition/. . .Bow down to Lanny. . . .toll the bells for benediction/Whoever opposes . . . .expect his execution!!/


Cc
Iamwestafrican
StfuareyouGod
Istandwithlanicky
Estharfabian
Adeh39
Jeffreyjamez
Laveda
Jigsawkillah
Ipledge10
Ozila
Viktor1983
FlirtyKaren
Happiness87
iykekelvins
BIGkoboko
Andykruiz
heayey
adusco
ashjay001
mulante
EverLily
Naijasinglegirl
Smartguy001
bibijay123
kapable
blackrussian
anselm791
vault
Kaylexzy
Polymath56
Rutheby
sevantex
callmeVal
freegal
greatbaba
MbagwuAC
executioner27
breathing
JoeCutie
Dahprech
andreernest28
pablobellins
bravesoul2
Phut
E383,
josepn
Decker
Brown253[/b]

skarlett:
[size=20][b]No time for bïtching. . . . . . just bars. . . .

The tale of a great Amazon - LANICKY[/size]


•In the Kingdom of Nairaland/the ensemble of the grand and damned/the daffodil Lanicky was to be crowed Madam/. . she was deadly like Abu Azrael in Afghanistan/. .then the contest grew frosty . . .the haters wanted to have her hanged/but the masses loved her. . . . .the way Ragnar Lothbrok loved Athelstan/

•She was built for mainstream/has so much youth and great dreams/the 50k is hers to grab - she's gonna bruise and glaze spleens/ . . .she has brains, swag and an astute campaign team/

•The contest was stiff. . .but quite tantalizing/the hype too was rising/It seemed one-sided at first. . . . . . till Mimzy was caught plagiarizing/

•Lanny skyrocketed and had y'all hit with a boulder/ . No one's in her range. . . .though they peep through a rover/ She's Irving Leslie. . . .and she moves like a cobra/. . .whoever tests her. . .will no die with no heart. . . .Tito Vilanova/

•Her physique is sacred geometry - unlike y'all she ain't manky/and she glides when she walks - like legs doing Stanky/her meteoritic rise is why y'all are parky/Love Lanny and stop going green . . . like Bruce Banner when he's angry/

• Take lessons - Lanicky is a tutor/if you're a fiend - you'd be jettisoned off her schooner/she'll leave your face swollen like the Benihana Buddha/. . . .y'all are just litluns in this race - Lanny is a barracuda/

•I woulda voted refiner but Lanny is finer/a vicious hyena. . .with a pack of coyotes behind her/She moves with feline grace. . .no doubt, she's primer/Since the days of Moses. . .Lanny's been keeping y'all underground. . . .like Chilean miners/

•Lanny's wits gon be the real decider/she can't bovvered by the hate - it ain't worth a lil saliva/At the end of the day. . . .y'all would still need Lanny to connect.. . . .like Psiphon and Simple Server/

•Lanny remains sangfroid - in the face of opposition/she isn't after fame - or material acquisition/. . .Bow down to Lanny. . . .toll the bells for benediction/Whoever opposes . . . .expect his execution!!/


Cc
Iamwestafrican
StfuareyouGod
Istandwithlanicky
Estharfabian
Adeh39
Jeffreyjamez
Laveda
Jigsawkillah
Ipledge10
Ozila
Viktor1983
FlirtyKaren
Happiness87
iykekelvins
BIGkoboko
Andykruiz
heayey
adusco
ashjay001
mulante
EverLily
Naijasinglegirl
Smartguy001
bibijay123
kapable
blackrussian
anselm791
vault
Kaylexzy
Polymath56
Rutheby
sevantex
callmeVal
freegal
greatbaba
MbagwuAC
executioner27
breathing
JoeCutie
Dahprech
andreernest28
pablobellins
bravesoul2
Phut
E383,
josepn
Decker
Brown253[/b]

Cherlene:
Now you do.

- I have lived most of my LIFE in South Africa.

Cherlene

CaptainECole:
ogbeni kini problem re?
na you create topic, na you still dey buy plots of land..

Deejavuu:
Sits in front of him and he's still squinting

skarlett:
[size=20][b]No time for bïtching. . . . . . just bars. . . .

The tale of a great Amazon - LANICKY[/size]


•In the Kingdom of Nairaland/the ensemble of the grand and damned/the daffodil Lanicky was to be crowed Madam/. . she was deadly like Abu Azrael in Afghanistan/. .then the contest grew frosty . . .the haters wanted to have her hanged/but the masses loved her. . . . .the way Ragnar Lothbrok loved Athelstan/

•She was built for mainstream/has so much youth and great dreams/the 50k is hers to grab - she's gonna bruise and glaze spleens/ . . .she has brains, swag and an astute campaign team/

•The contest was stiff. . .but quite tantalizing/the hype too was rising/It seemed one-sided at first. . . . . . till Mimzy was caught plagiarizing/

•Lanny skyrocketed and had y'all hit with a boulder/ . No one's in her range. . . .though they peep through a rover/ She's Irving Leslie. . . .and she moves like a cobra/. . .whoever tests her. . .will no die with no heart. . . .Tito Vilanova/

•Her physique is sacred geometry - unlike y'all she ain't manky/and she glides when she walks - like legs doing Stanky/her meteoritic rise is why y'all are parky/Love Lanny and stop going green . . . like Bruce Banner when he's angry/

• Take lessons - Lanicky is a tutor/if you're a fiend - you'd be jettisoned off her schooner/she'll leave your face swollen like the Benihana Buddha/. . . .y'all are just litluns in this race - Lanny is a barracuda/

•I woulda voted refiner but Lanny is finer/a vicious hyena. . .with a pack of coyotes behind her/She moves with feline grace. . .no doubt, she's primer/Since the days of Moses. . .Lanny's been keeping y'all underground. . . .like Chilean miners/

•Lanny's wits gon be the real decider/she can't bovvered by the hate - it ain't worth a lil saliva/At the end of the day. . . .y'all would still need Lanny to connect.. . . .like Psiphon and Simple Server/

•Lanny remains sangfroid - in the face of opposition/she isn't after fame - or material acquisition/. . .Bow down to Lanny. . . .toll the bells for benediction/Whoever opposes . . . .expect his execution!!/


Cc
Iamwestafrican
StfuareyouGod
Istandwithlanicky
Estharfabian
Adeh39
Jeffreyjamez
Laveda
Jigsawkillah
Ipledge10
Ozila
Viktor1983
FlirtyKaren
Happiness87
iykekelvins
BIGkoboko
Andykruiz
heayey
adusco
ashjay001
mulante
EverLily
Naijasinglegirl
Smartguy001
bibijay123
kapable
blackrussian
anselm791
vault
Kaylexzy
Polymath56
Rutheby
sevantex
callmeVal
freegal
greatbaba
MbagwuAC
executioner27
breathing
JoeCutie
Dahprech
andreernest28
pablobellins
bravesoul2
Phut
E383,
josepn
Decker
Brown253[/b]

Thats my girl. . .Sound It

ImDharay:

lol, i prefer diss lines,
u know i like it Hotttt.

MRNipples:
KASHYBABY i just want to say hi.

firstEVA:
she is beautiful and classy, nice one

You can vote mimzy too you know

Let's vote mimzy and ivy

skarlett:
[size=20][b]No time for bïtching. . . . . . just bars. . . .

The tale of a great Amazon - LANICKY[/size]


•In the Kingdom of Nairaland/the ensemble of the grand and damned/the daffodil Lanicky was to be crowed Madam/. . she was deadly like Abu Azrael in Afghanistan/. .then the contest grew frosty . . .the haters wanted to have her hanged/but the masses loved her. . . . .the way Ragnar Lothbrok loved Athelstan/

•She was built for mainstream/has so much youth and great dreams/the 50k is hers to grab - she's gonna bruise and glaze spleens/ . . .she has brains, swag and an astute campaign team/

•The contest was stiff. . .but quite tantalizing/the hype too was rising/It seemed one-sided at first. . . . . . till Mimzy was caught plagiarizing/

•Lanny skyrocketed and had y'all hit with a boulder/ . No one's in her range. . . .though they peep through a rover/ She's Irving Leslie. . . .and she moves like a cobra/. . .whoever tests her. . .will no die with no heart. . . .Tito Vilanova/

•Her physique is sacred geometry - unlike y'all she ain't manky/and she glides when she walks - like legs doing Stanky/her meteoritic rise is why y'all are parky/Love Lanny and stop going green . . . like Bruce Banner when he's angry/

• Take lessons - Lanicky is a tutor/if you're a fiend - you'd be jettisoned off her schooner/she'll leave your face swollen like the Benihana Buddha/. . . .y'all are just litluns in this race - Lanny is a barracuda/

•I woulda voted refiner but Lanny is finer/a vicious hyena. . .with a pack of coyotes behind her/She moves with feline grace. . .no doubt, she's primer/Since the days of Moses. . .Lanny's been keeping y'all underground. . . .like Chilean miners/

•Lanny's wits gon be the real decider/she can't bovvered by the hate - it ain't worth a lil saliva/At the end of the day. . . .y'all would still need Lanny to connect.. . . .like Psiphon and Simple Server/

•Lanny remains sangfroid - in the face of opposition/she isn't after fame - or material acquisition/. . .Bow down to Lanny. . . .toll the bells for benediction/Whoever opposes . . . .expect his execution!!/


Cc
Iamwestafrican
StfuareyouGod
Istandwithlanicky
Estharfabian
Adeh39
Jeffreyjamez
Laveda
Jigsawkillah
Ipledge10
Ozila
Viktor1983
FlirtyKaren
Happiness87
iykekelvins
BIGkoboko
Andykruiz
heayey
adusco
ashjay001
mulante
EverLily
Naijasinglegirl
Smartguy001
bibijay123
kapable
blackrussian
anselm791
vault
Kaylexzy
Polymath56
Rutheby
sevantex
callmeVal
freegal
greatbaba
MbagwuAC
executioner27
breathing
JoeCutie
Dahprech
andreernest28
pablobellins
bravesoul2
Phut
E383,
josepn
Decker
Brown253[/b]

but she's not beautiful, isn't beauty a pre-requisite

MRNipples:
LOL ok woya na u go come name ur terms and conditions. we go give u listening ear.

not when una dey pay with naira na Arabian people get d team way won sign me, I think that will tell u all u need to know

Oahray:
*watching her sit in front of some other guy*
Hmmm... This life... Na me be call am o.

MRNipples:
hmm dats cool, no wonder ure beautiful, white south africans are like angels. wait lemme ask u a question. are u from heaven?

skarlett:
[size=20][b]No time for bïtching. . . . . . just bars. . . .

The tale of a great Amazon - LANICKY[/size]


•In the Kingdom of Nairaland/the ensemble of the grand and damned/the daffodil Lanicky was to be crowed Madam/. . she was deadly like Abu Azrael in Afghanistan/. .then the contest grew frosty . . .the haters wanted to have her hanged/but the masses loved her. . . . .the way Ragnar Lothbrok loved Athelstan/

•She was built for mainstream/has so much youth and great dreams/the 50k is hers to grab - she's gonna bruise and glaze spleens/ . . .she has brains, swag and an astute campaign team/

•The contest was stiff. . .but quite tantalizing/the hype too was rising/It seemed one-sided at first. . . . . . till Mimzy was caught plagiarizing/

•Lanny skyrocketed and had y'all hit with a boulder/ . No one's in her range. . . .though they peep through a rover/ She's Irving Leslie. . . .and she moves like a cobra/. . .whoever tests her. . .will no die with no heart. . . .Tito Vilanova/

•Her physique is sacred geometry - unlike y'all she ain't manky/and she glides when she walks - like legs doing Stanky/her meteoritic rise is why y'all are parky/Love Lanny and stop going green . . . like Bruce Banner when he's angry/

• Take lessons - Lanicky is a tutor/if you're a fiend - you'd be jettisoned off her schooner/she'll leave your face swollen like the Benihana Buddha/. . . .y'all are just litluns in this race - Lanny is a barracuda/

•I woulda voted refiner but Lanny is finer/a vicious hyena. . .with a pack of coyotes behind her/She moves with feline grace. . .no doubt, she's primer/Since the days of Moses. . .Lanny's been keeping y'all underground. . . .like Chilean miners/

•Lanny's wits gon be the real decider/she can't bovvered by the hate - it ain't worth a lil saliva/At the end of the day. . . .y'all would still need Lanny to connect.. . . .like Psiphon and Simple Server/

•Lanny remains sangfroid - in the face of opposition/she isn't after fame - or material acquisition/. . .Bow down to Lanny. . . .toll the bells for benediction/Whoever opposes . . . .expect his execution!!/


Cc
Iamwestafrican
StfuareyouGod
Istandwithlanicky
Estharfabian
Adeh39
Jeffreyjamez
Laveda
Jigsawkillah
Ipledge10
Ozila
Viktor1983
FlirtyKaren
Happiness87
iykekelvins
BIGkoboko
Andykruiz
heayey
adusco
ashjay001
mulante
EverLily
Naijasinglegirl
Smartguy001
bibijay123
kapable
blackrussian
anselm791
vault
Kaylexzy
Polymath56
Rutheby
sevantex
callmeVal
freegal
greatbaba
MbagwuAC
executioner27
breathing
JoeCutie
Dahprech
andreernest28
pablobellins
bravesoul2
Phut
E383,
josepn
Decker
Brown253[/b]

acecarter:
who will help me secure this land?.. I don't want illegal grazing by fulani herdsmen
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I produce customized pure water o, if any of the contestants or campaign managers are interested.

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I also produce nylons for stomach infrastructure customized rice...

KashyBaby:
hello mrnipples...

hungryboy:
No be today dem start dey get many supporters even use money design graphics campaign finish dem no win,
Semovita dey do advert but garri were no get advert dey sell pass am.
Better product dey sell imself,

Vote Optional1 for miss nairaland,