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ellacute45:
check my profile

Darlin we all ready no u a proud lesssbian coz yor profile saays it all....and guess what, we love lessssbians simply becuzz u are female....our only confusion about is are 3 things:

1..... do u nomaly dressssssup like man to chat up females?

2....which role do u nomaly play: the boy friend or the girl friend?

3...have u change yor looook & do u have mustache or trimmed beard?


Please advise?

STFUareyouG0d:
Bro, I can't do Ghana girl. And she too fat. Maybe vizkiz will like her

MrCork:
Exactly....bro do u no that Ella is actually a proud femminist lesssbian from Germany who beliif that women will dominiate the planet one day and tel men to go and wash plates or baby sit someday...anyways she has strong views about women equality and belifs any guys who chats her up muss be gay...she called me Gay several times but I juss ignore her. How can i be Gay when I already slept wit 17 females on nairaland...15 ther in Nigeria and 2 here from London!!!((TRUE STORY))

vizkiz:
lol...I think she is Nigerian

STFUareyouG0d:
Bros, me just dey entertain myself ni o

cork na fool

MrCork:
Darlin we all ready no u a proud lesssbian coz yor profile saays it all....and guess what, we love lessssbians simply becuzz u are female....our only confusion about is are 3 things:

1..... do u nomaly dressssssup like man to chat up females?

2....which role do u nomaly play: the boy friend or the girl friend?

3...have u change yor looook & do u have mustache or trimmed beard?


Please advise?

STFUareyouG0d:
Never ever ever will men wash plate for their wives. Never will they dominate the planet.
I will chat her up. But I am not gay. Maybe she's just confused

I know you are chick magnet and can NEVER be gay

MrCork:
Exactly....bro do u no that Ella is actually a proud femminist lesssbian from Germany who beliif that women will dominiate the planet one day and tel men to go and wash plates or baby sit someday...anyways she has strong views about women equality and belifs any guys who chats her up muss be gay...she called me Gay several times but I juss ignore her. How can i be Gay when I already slept wit 17 females on nairaland...15 ther in Nigeria and 2 here from London!!!((TRUE STORY))

layla129:
Aburo Cork

vizkiz:
cork na fool

vizkiz:
cork na fool

ellacute45:
am not confused

layla129:
Lool, Cork should just hand this profession over to you...you're learning fast
Cc: STFUareyouGod

STFUareyouG0d:
don't take me serious dear

Oya show me your face

ellacute45:
so Mr Cork can finally troll me to death on nairaland naahh I can't

STFUareyouG0d:
he's offline now. You can take it off immediately after showing me

ellacute45:
let me try

ellacute45:
you first called me a lessssbiann.. GAYbriel

MrCork:
ok..i apologice for callin u a proud lesssssssbian...proooof to us u nota lesssssssssssbian....can we hav sexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx?

MrCork:
ok..i apologice for callin u a proud lesssssssbian...proooof to us u nota lesssssssssssbian....can we hav sexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx?

ellacute45:
goodnight go have sex with your wife I know it's shortly past 11 in your dream city

[size=20pt] ^^^^^^GOAT!!![/size]

MrCork:



[size=20pt] ^^^^^^GOAT!!![/size]

ellacute45:
atụrụ kedụ ebe ikwu akwụ.. If dem call you GAYbriel you deny ok you Don marry you go vex but if na íshí you go stay offline for nairaland

MrCork:
..STFUare.youG0d....bro plis take ellacute45 away for free..... she will be a good house girl

MrCork:
..STFUareyouG0d....bro plis take ellacute45 away for free..... she will be a good house girl

duchess25:
I think say this guy dey inside kirikiri sef.wetin happen nah.BTW mrcork do u still work with that car washing firm that specializes on washing range rover and its likes.heard u had some ish with d boss so him carry u go kirikiri.pls just clarify me please cos one of una customers dey ask after you.nah so one of ur fellow workers talk.thanks in advance

STFUareyouG0d:
but I don't even understand her language

MrCork:
..STFUareyouG0d....bro plis take ellacute45 away for free..... she will be a good house girl

MrCork:
^^^^^ther u go..edukated ilitarate village girl...they only spek pigioen English!!( no ofeense)

ellacute45:
you ain't Igbo the same way I don't understand yoruba when you write it in some threads

MrCork:
^^^^^ther u go..edukated ilitarate village girl...they only spek pigioen English!!( no ofeense)