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Re: Am Now Ready For A Relationship by Nobody: 9:28am On May 07, 2016
Smellymouth:
Shattap! grin you haff run to call your fellow member of "FLAT aS5 ASSOCIATION "( F.A.A.) grin

The next time una type --" LMFAO ", I will report you ladies to Seun for breaking rule NO 8. "Don't post false information on Nairaland. "
egbo come down na.


you wan kill person with laf
Re: Am Now Ready For A Relationship by Nobody: 9:28am On May 07, 2016
enshi:
Am happy i havent recieved any serious insults yet.. ... It therefore means my points and plight were understood...... First person to contact me would do.... Permit me to add a banker too... Thanks..... Less i forget happy budget signing day nairalanders
You dont want a girl you will spend on abi ?

The only reason i consider you a wise guy is that you waited to leave school, complete NYSC and get a job before considering women.

Thats how i did it too..
Re: Am Now Ready For A Relationship by Nobody: 9:28am On May 07, 2016
AirSultan:
I be northerner o.. IJS cheesy
shocked shocked

My bro, na mouth ooo smiley
Re: Am Now Ready For A Relationship by Nobody: 9:29am On May 07, 2016
donbenedict:
sultan no dey fall my hand na... grin
I be wan promote my ministiry ne.. Who knows I might get lucky! grin
Re: Am Now Ready For A Relationship by Smellymouth: 9:30am On May 07, 2016
olihilistic:
egbo come down na.


you wan kill person with laf
cheesy cheesy.. nor mind those babes with flat yanshes grin

Re: Am Now Ready For A Relationship by Nobody: 9:32am On May 07, 2016
Smellymouth:
cheesy cheesy.. nor mind those babes with flat yanshes grin
when be the erectiion na
no I mean electionhuh
Re: Am Now Ready For A Relationship by Smellymouth: 9:33am On May 07, 2016
olihilistic:
when be the erection na
no I mean electionhuh
We never know oo.. will let u know sha.

Na dygeasy we dey wait for..
Re: Am Now Ready For A Relationship by donbenedict(m): 9:34am On May 07, 2016
AirSultan:
I be wan promote my ministiry ne.. Who knows I might get lucky! grin
lucky gan, ministry ni.... if u want babe, u tell me, I go gv u better babe
Re: Am Now Ready For A Relationship by Nobody: 9:34am On May 07, 2016
Smellymouth:
We never know oo.. will let u know sha.
Na dygeasy we dey wait for..
OK make sure you mention me
Re: Am Now Ready For A Relationship by Nobody: 9:34am On May 07, 2016
HateU2:
shocked shocked

My bro, na mouth ooo smiley
Fear fear somborry grin . She don trip. But dont worEE I know how to handle my thing well, you wont get hurt, pinky promise! grin
Re: Am Now Ready For A Relationship by Smellymouth: 9:36am On May 07, 2016
olihilistic:
OK make sure you mention me
U na boss na.. Baba Nla
Re: Am Now Ready For A Relationship by Nobody: 9:43am On May 07, 2016
donbenedict:
lucky gan, ministry ni.... if u want babe, u tell me, I go gv u better babe
Yeaah, thinking about it now, as una and my oga smellymouth don talk say hateu2 get flat yansh now, my diick might just come outta her a55! lipsrsealed As per lords of the diicks wey I be! grin . About the babe, you sabi the other moniker of nitwitfabian? She d.activated the nitwit one. I have a şerious crush on her, jesu ngbo!
Re: Am Now Ready For A Relationship by donbenedict(m): 9:47am On May 07, 2016
AirSultan:
Yeaah, thinking about it now, as una and my oga smellymouth don talk say hateu2 get flat yansh now, my diick might just come outta her a55! lipsrsealed As per lords of the diicks wey I be! grin . About the babe, you sabi the other moniker of nitwitfabian? She d.activated the nitwit one. I have a şerious crush on her, jesu ngbo!
I don tell u say na guy she be. U no gree hear.. u wan dey crush on ur fellow guy ni
Re: Am Now Ready For A Relationship by ZeeAfrica(f): 9:48am On May 07, 2016
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Re: Am Now Ready For A Relationship by ZeeAfrica(f): 9:49am On May 07, 2016
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Re: Am Now Ready For A Relationship by ZeeAfrica(f): 9:50am On May 07, 2016
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Re: Am Now Ready For A Relationship by ZeeAfrica(f): 9:51am On May 07, 2016
Op u sound like de kind of a guy whose wife will b toying wit one day. Either u r ugly, stupid or not confident enough. Marketin yoself in order to get a girl is not manly. R u scared of woman or r u a spinster? Work on your weakness n go woe a person face to face, but do not b usin profession in order to get a girl, coz u wil come across as one of those guys real girls like to avoid. People who really have prinscipals and especialy the professions u mentioned, dey wud hate someone who sounds so pompous. Use yo heart and not yo profession / bank account, to get real love. Nb: humility is key
Re: Am Now Ready For A Relationship by Nobody: 9:56am On May 07, 2016
donbenedict:
I don tell u say na guy she be. U no gree hear.. u wan dey crush on ur fellow guy ni
Is a pirry! cry
Re: Am Now Ready For A Relationship by Nobody: 10:02am On May 07, 2016
Smellymouth:
Shattap! grin you haff run to call your fellow member of "FLAT aS5 ASSOCIATION "( F.A.A.) grin

The next time una type --" LMFAO ", I will report you ladies to Seun for breaking rule NO 8. "Don't post false information on Nairaland. "
walai ooleh duro wootan! Toba tin gbo bakasi nla... Malo rooh ooo

Y have u been stressing my twonnie upandan? Shora e o
Re: Am Now Ready For A Relationship by Nobody: 10:03am On May 07, 2016
Smellymouth:
grin grin Thank u, Thank u.. on behalf of the two ladies I have nacked their akpakos--" naughty and HateU2, I say thank u for this award cheesy
u nack my twinnie and I.. Eru agba! Shoti feh kuh!

No lady here will ever fvck ur small dcck ((no offense))
Re: Am Now Ready For A Relationship by Nobody: 10:04am On May 07, 2016
AirSultan:
Is a pirry! cry
helloo sultan of sokoto
Re: Am Now Ready For A Relationship by Nobody: 10:06am On May 07, 2016
ZeeAfrica:
Op u sound like de kind of a guy whose wife will b toying wit one day. Either u r ugly, stupid or not confident enough. Marketin yoself in order to get a girl is not manly. R u scared of woman or r u a spinster? Work on your weakness n go woe a person face to face, but do not b usin profession in order to get a girl, coz u wil come across as one of those guys real girls like to avoid. People who really have prinscipals and especialy the professions u mentioned, dey wud hate someone who sounds so pompous. Use yo heart and not yo profession / bank account, to get real love. Nb: humility is key
smh u have time oo anti
Re: Am Now Ready For A Relationship by Nobody: 10:07am On May 07, 2016
AirSultan:
Yeaah, thinking about it now, as una and my oga smellymouth don talk say hateu2 get flat yansh now, my diick might just come outta her a55! lipsrsealed As per lords of the diicks wey I be! grin . About the babe, you sabi the other moniker of nitwitfabian? She d.activated the nitwit one. I have a şerious crush on her, jesu ngbo!
shoroniyen?
Re: Am Now Ready For A Relationship by Nobody: 10:09am On May 07, 2016
donbenedict:
lucky gan, ministry ni.... if u want babe, u tell me, I go gv u better babe
ahhhaaa
Clap for urslf mr p!mp cheesy
Re: Am Now Ready For A Relationship by KingRex1(m): 10:09am On May 07, 2016
olihilistic:
egbo come down na.

you wan kill person with laf
I tells u, smelly nor go kie pesin wt laff
Re: Am Now Ready For A Relationship by Nobody: 10:09am On May 07, 2016
naughtynaughty:
helloo sultan of sokoto
Hi, naughty chairlady gbogbo baddest a55 on Nl!
Re: Am Now Ready For A Relationship by Nobody: 10:11am On May 07, 2016
naughtynaughty:
shoroniyen?
Na olamide and co. sing am! grin
Re: Am Now Ready For A Relationship by donbenedict(m): 10:16am On May 07, 2016
naughtynaughty:
ahhhaaa
Clap for urslf mr p!mp cheesy
lol lol a female friend of mine told me she want boyfie
Re: Am Now Ready For A Relationship by eitsei(m): 10:16am On May 07, 2016
mzhorlah:
Age does matter but profession matters right...
perhaps he doesn't want a liability
Re: Am Now Ready For A Relationship by Smellymouth: 10:19am On May 07, 2016
naughtynaughty:
walai ooleh duro wootan! Toba tin gbo bakasi nla... Malo rooh ooo

Y have u been stressing my twonnie upandan? Shora e o
Take your flat As5 outta here grin

Re: Am Now Ready For A Relationship by Nobody: 10:20am On May 07, 2016
AirSultan:
Hi, naughty chairlady gbogbo baddest a55 on Nl!
hehehe

Leave my bestie alone and stop troubling her oo.. U c say I don hail u
Re: Am Now Ready For A Relationship by enshi(op): 10:22am On May 07, 2016
Well some of the humanly response i have here are quite ok.. Only that majority have narrowed their advice to my wooing a girl face to face..... They kind of think i am shy others think i am being materialistic with my choice.....
But pls permit me to say again that i Took to nairaland.com cos of the accomodating loving pretty nature of its girls.... The only mistake i should be nailed for now is that i shouldnt have thought some of these girls to be profesionals...... Well i still would be fine if i dont get any....
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