IF I BECOME THE PRESIDENT OF NIGERIA,
My 12 Points Agenda would be as follows:

1. I am going to make sure any guy or girl
who breaks each others heart will spend 20years in jail.

2. No man is entitled to more than one wife.

3. Any guy without 6 packs or any girl without figure 8 will have to relocate to Iran or Iraq for survival..

4. No work on Mondays

5. You must not have more than 4kids...

6. If U are married and ain't paying attention to your wife,you will be jailed until you change.

7. Every cheating man or woman must be kept in a zoo for 2 months.

8. No sex until U seek permission from your local Govt chairman... and it's once per month....

9.Every boy must register her girlfriend in the ministry of woman affairs,which makes it one boy one girl ,if you want re-register a new girl you will publish it on 4 different newspaper's

10.Any girl who is not married till 35 years will be taken to chibok for the exchange of our girls held by boko haram

11.Any man of 40 years and still single will receive a free wife from the federal government,

12.Every marriage certificate will have expiration date and will be renewed promptly when expired.... question is::
Will u vote for me lol

A "President" doesn't have the power to effect a single agenda on your list.

Divorce go yapa for ur regime be dat o. But all this agenda na d judiciary get power to do them na no be u.

12.Every marriage certificate will have expiration date and will be renewed promptly when expired....

D expiration date na menopause season abi?

So how u wan take renew the menses

With these lists, you can't be president

MUVA:
A "President" doesn't have the power to effect a single agenda on your list.

Forget it, bro. Roll along with the fun. Obviously, you know these things can rarely come true..... Op, your agendas favours the female than the the male, it's a nice concept, though. You gonna relieve ladies from useless cries. And men will be more decent and reasonable, all won't be all about sex!!

Mehn i will vote for u

franklyneo:
IF I BECOME THE PRESIDENT OF NIGERIA,
My 12 Points Agenda would be as follows:

1. I am going to make sure any guy or girl
who breaks each others heart will spend 20years in jail.

2. No man is entitled to more than one wife.

3. Any guy without 6 packs or any girl without figure 8 will have to relocate to Iran or Iraq for survival..

4. No work on Mondays

5. You must not have more than 4kids...

6. If U are married and ain't paying attention to your wife,you will be jailed until you change.

7. Every cheating man or woman must be kept in a zoo for 2 months.

8. No sex until U seek permission from your local Govt chairman... and it's once per month....

9.Every boy must register her girlfriend in the ministry of woman affairs,which makes it one boy one girl ,if you want re-register a new girl you will publish it on 4 different newspaper's

10.Any girl who is not married till 35 years will be taken to chibok for the exchange of our girls held by boko haram

11.Any man of 40 years and still single will receive a free wife from the federal government,

12.Every marriage certificate will have expiration date and will be renewed promptly when expired.... question is::
Will u vote for me lol

buhari promised more than this,we still never see change o

I don't vote 4 aspirants with 6 pacs coz they will send the men with 1 round pack to d desert or allocate billions to gym in the budget.

funny

Ajewealth123:
buhari promised more than this,we still never see change o

lol..but I'm not buhari

Sorry try another country, we dont want a 'joke' for a president

Behira:
Mehn i will vote for u

lolz..thanks bae.
You'll be a good fit for my campaign manager