ariyike23:



lol,dis babe ehn,i doff hat for yu.. my mentor on nairaland..

Me don throw away my hat patapata o big sis mi

Na ur steps I dey follow

prettythicksme:
I derail?

yes

HateU2:


Me don throw away my hat patapata o big sis mi

Na ur steps I dey follow

my steps are too small for u to follow,ur mouth no be ere,,i cant even try it... ao z u doing hun? u shuld marry dat mr cork so u can give him beta home training.. he lacks it gan

ariyike23:


Ur daddy,sorry i meant yur fada for dat statement " i can av any woman i want". . ..

...sweery am from London pekam & if I say u r mine..u r mine..the only good news right now is *am a lover not a fighter n I Dont wannnna be a plaYA no more!!(kaiiii..see lyrics)

ariyike23:


my steps are too small for u to follow,ur mouth no be ere,,i cant even try it... ao z u doing hun? u shuld marry dat mr cork so u can give him beta home training.. he lacks it gan

ha! U no like me ooo boss mi. Iffa marry mrcork, I will die young niyen ke . No oo


I yam fine ooo
U nko?
Hw was weekend
Se u rock am

MrCork:




...sweery am from London pekam & if I say u r mine..u r mine..the only good news right now is *am a lover not a fighter n I Dont wannnna be a plaYA no more!!(kaiiii..see lyrics)

oniranu.. upgrade yur thinking mr london pekam,im from lagos Nigeria,and if i say yu av no sense,den u have none.. Buh the bad news is i hate childishness nd i wnt condone it...keep bin a playa,evn with the white hair on your head,even old man dey form young

HateU2:
ha! U no like me ooo boss mi. Iffa marry mrcork, I will die young niyen ke . No oo


I yam fine ooo
U nko?
Hw was weekend
Se u rock am

,rock wetin? work did not allow me rock it oo,i jes tire,im even stressd alredy as it is,dts y im ere,nd d moment i saw yu gurl,i knew its gonna be a good thing

ariyike23:



,rock wetin? work did not allow me rock it oo,i jes tire,im even stressd alredy as it is,dts y im ere,nd d moment i saw yu gurl,i knew its gonna be a good thing

eyaaaaaa
Sorry ehn!
Dey relax small small nah
Abi u want husby ni
One is available on order ooo

HateU2:
eyaaaaaa
Sorry ehn!
Dey relax small small nah
Abi u want husby ni
One is available on order ooo

lol,hubby wat? nah,,Never.. I never evn ready for Bf nt to talk of husby nd if u dey talk bout mr cork, omo i go prefer to go coventry oo..


between,we don derail im thread gan buh


IM HAVING FUN

ariyike23:



lol,hubby wat? nah,,Never.. I never evn ready for Bf nt to talk of husby nd if u dey talk bout mr cork, omo i go prefer to go coventry oo..


between,we don derail im thread gan buh


IM HAVING FUN

hehe

Cork na rich man ooo . He drive £5.00 CAR AND LIVES IN FACE ME I SLAP U IN MUSHIN

GRAB UR COPY NOW OO ORE

Truly, Mrcork is the official babe magnet of Nairaland.
These girls are inlove with him already but they are shy to admit it. They can't even leave his thread. They are [size=18pt]MrcorkHOLIC[/size]

HateU2:
hehe

Cork na rich man ooo . He drive £5.00 CAR AND LIVES IN FACE ME I SLAP U IN MUSHIN

GRAB UR COPY NOW OO ORE

lol,no worry,make i dash yu,i will wait for d pirated copy... ,nice meeting u ere hun.. pls dnt let mr cork slip off your hands,i rilly want u to train him,a bit of scolding and punishment will do wen he misbehaves

STFUareyouG0d:
Truly, Mrcork is the official babe magnet of Nairaland.
These girls are inlove with him already but they are shy to admit it. They can't even leave his thread. They are [size=18pt]MrcorkHOLIC[/size]

Rilly? ,,, cork ko,crok ni... so yu er one of dose dat deceives d poor soul that makes him write nonsense thinking he has made sense..DIaris God ooo.. I met my mentor ere and im havin fun,who did yu say mr cork is again?

ariyike23:


Rilly? ,,, cork ko,crok ni... so yu er one of dose dat deceives d poor soul that makes him write nonsense thinking he has made sense..DIaris God ooo.. I met my mentor ere and im havin fun,who did yu say mr cork is again?

my dear, I know it's hard to admit, but why not say the truth and shame the devil? Dude is babe magnet and you girls can't help but fall for him even tho is was formerly a playa and he also owns a Bull Terrier •••Lucy••• and drives a Range Rover sport.

And who's your mentor? I hope it's not that troublemaking cracked head called hateu2?

ariyike23:



lol,no worry,make i dash yu,i will wait for d pirated copy... ,nice meeting u ere hun.. pls dnt let mr cork slip off your hands,i rilly want u to train him,a bit of scolding and punishment will do wen he misbehaves

walahi! I will unfrnd u oooo.

What about stfuareug0d He's also single but u have to manage his dcck ni ooo.

Se u approve dat one

HateU2:
walahi! I will unfrnd u oooo.

What about stfuareug0d He's also single but u have to manage his dcck ni ooo.

Se u approve dat one

eleyi ti salaro

STFUareyouG0d:
my dear, I know it's hard to admit, but why not say the truth and shame the devil? Dude is babe magnet and you girls can't help but fall for him even tho is was formerly a playa and he also owns a Bull Terrier •••Lucy••• and drives a Range Rover sport.

And who's your mentor? I hope it's not that troublemaking cracked head called hateu2?

lol,she z d 1 oooo,nd yes i will say d truth and shame d devil,ion give 2 fcvks bout no one dough well except for hateu2 nd u small sha...

STFUareyouG0d:
eleyi ti salaro

Wat's dat bro Type in english
I live in pekam london , I can't read dat 'tin'

HateU2:
walahi! I will unfrnd u oooo.

What about stfuareug0d He's also single but u have to manage his dcck ni ooo.

Se u approve dat one

,his dcck is finga battery ohohohohohhhoo..okay i av an idea,i wee take him to the vulcaniser,lerrim pump it for me,kos i wee still manage him bee bee sha

ariyike23:



lol,she z d 1 oooo,nd yes i will say d truth and shame d devil,ion give 2 fcvks bout no one dough well except for hateu2 nd u small sha...

better stay far far far far far far far far farrrrrrrrrrrrrrr away from that cracked head hateu2. Her wahala is contagious. And she'll just infect you. Don't say I didn't warn you.


Now you've admitted to being Mrcorkholic

ariyike23:



,his dcck is finga battery ohohohohohhhoo..okay i av an idea,i wee take him to the vulcaniser,lerrim pump it for me,kos i wee still manage him bee bee sha

yes!!!!!!!!
Yagaaaaaaaar
Tank uu ore!

Manage him biko
He has been single for long ooo
Teach him how to kiss nd other necessary things .

HateU2:
Wat's dat bro Type in english
I live in pekam london , I can't read dat 'tin'

e be like nut don loose for your head. Pls go and see your mechanic to help you fix it

STFUareyouG0d:
better stay far far far far far far far far farrrrrrrrrrrrrrr away from that cracked head hateu2. Her wahala is contagious. And she'll just infect you. Don't say I didn't warn you.


Now you've admitted to being Mrcorkholic

.Congrats ore, u have a gf already!
Mission accomplished

Now, I can rest!

HateU2:
yes!!!!!!!!
Yagaaaaaaaar
Tank uu ore!

Manage him biko
He has been single for long ooo
Teach him how to kiss nd other necessary things .

This one will never find man on Nairaland

HateU2:
.Congrats ore, u have a gf already!
Mission accomplished

Now, I can rest!

will you gerrarahia

STFUareyouG0d:
better stay far far far far far far far far farrrrrrrrrrrrrrr away from that cracked head hateu2. Her wahala is contagious. And she'll just infect you. Don't say I didn't warn you.


Now you've admitted to being Mrcorkholic

lol..i loff her like tat,infact its her wahala dt attracts me to her... Nd no i wee never be mrcorkholic,i prefer bin stfuareyouGodish..

STFUareyouG0d:
This one will never find man on Nairaland

I already found one
Kingrex1
Smellymouth
Ati bee bee lo

ariyike23:



lol..i loff her like tat,infact its her wahala dt attracts me to her... Nd no i wee never be mrcorkholic,i prefer bin stfuareyouGodish..

yes!!!!b

Dats d spirit girl
Oya chop kiss

HateU2:
.Congrats ore, u have a gf already!
Mission accomplished

Now, I can rest!

haaa,u yaff sold me.. ,

HateU2:
yes!!!!b

Dats d spirit girl
Oya chop kiss

,buh give small to cork,mk e no cry ...

ariyike23:



haaa,u yaff sold me.. ,

^^^^but why do u non nigerian imigggrants allways come to nairaland to derail beaurrriful marraige threads?...can u try that $hit ther in that Ghana?.....worst of all..even from yor grammma sef, i bet on my £28,000(cash) Range rover spot that u hav tribal mark..i lie?...PROOOOF ME WRONG.. SHOW US YOR PICTURE!!! ((SHAME)))

STFUareyouG0d:
will you gerrarahia

U shld be tanking me