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Re: Would You Hit A Woman Back If She Hits You First (men Only) by iykekelvins(m): 8:02pm On May 09, 2016

Estharfabian:
i got teary-eyed for a minute..

If A random guy slaps You... You'd do nothing but stand and stare?

What would you do?

Re: Would You Hit A Woman Back If She Hits You First (men Only) by UyiIredia(m): 8:04pm On May 09, 2016

Heaven knows I will leave the woman to her error. No need retaliating and fueling a fire one cannot quench.

Re: Would You Hit A Woman Back If She Hits You First (men Only) by talk2alabama: 8:05pm On May 09, 2016

Let's say she catches me cheatin on her (maybe, not like i'm a flirt) den she slaps me ; I won't retaliate.

Or I piss her off by goin behind her to say rubbish abt her, she slaps me : I won't retaliate

Infact, anything thing wrong whch happens as a result of my fault, and she slaps me, I won't retaliate.

But wen a random woman and i engage in some word battle and let's say things get physical, and she gives me a slap first, i'l let her go.... evryone will disperse. Settles fight...

She won't remain the same befor d day runs out.... cool

Re: Would You Hit A Woman Back If She Hits You First (men Only) by Nobody: 8:06pm On May 09, 2016

iykekelvins:
What would you do?

"An Eye for An Eye"

....That's my favorite quote.
I' Ain't about forgiveness and karma.

Re: Would You Hit A Woman Back If She Hits You First (men Only) by iykekelvins(m): 8:10pm On May 09, 2016

Estharfabian:
"An Eye for An Eye"

....That's my favorite quote.
I' Ain't about forgiveness and karma.

And if he ends up beating you?

You know some dudes have no manners

Re: Would You Hit A Woman Back If She Hits You First (men Only) by firstking01(m): 8:12pm On May 09, 2016

Never....i'm a complete gentleman

Re: Would You Hit A Woman Back If She Hits You First (men Only) by Nobody: 8:12pm On May 09, 2016

iykekelvins:
And if he ends up beating you?

You know some dudes have no manners

I don't care...

even with all the broken bones and teeth. i'd still fight.

Re: Would You Hit A Woman Back If She Hits You First (men Only) by iykekelvins(m): 8:18pm On May 09, 2016

Estharfabian:
I don't care...

even with all the broken bones and teeth. i'd still fight.

Chop knuckle!!
You're mouthed

Re: Would You Hit A Woman Back If She Hits You First (men Only) by emilil(m): 8:19pm On May 09, 2016

If am upset, the kind beating i will give her eh, if am happy, i may not

Re: Would You Hit A Woman Back If She Hits You First (men Only) by babyfaceafrica: 8:21pm On May 09, 2016

My mama never slap me before,woe beget any lady that does that cos she will regret!!!

Re: Would You Hit A Woman Back If She Hits You First (men Only) by kinglekan: 8:23pm On May 09, 2016

ronald4lif:
I'll return the slap of a woman in same manner and precision as I would a guy. No time for rubbish. Anyone who slaps me, regardless of their sex, gets it back in similar fashion.

Bros no chill ooo

Re: Would You Hit A Woman Back If She Hits You First (men Only) by bqlekan(m): 8:29pm On May 09, 2016

God willing I will reciprocate the gesture.. More precise and intense... It will be like that until I get married.

Re: Would You Hit A Woman Back If She Hits You First (men Only) by Eddygourdo(m): 8:47pm On May 09, 2016

Estharfabian:
Why shouldn't he?

I know I'd tell my Brother to hit any biitch that lays As much as A finger On him. so, Saying A nigga that just got biitch-slapped by some girl Shouldn't retaliate would be Outrightly hypocritical of me...

If A girl hits you...Please don't hesitate to do same to her! 100folds! Enough of the whole "women Are weak cliches!''

Well, Except You're A ~~Pvssy~~ Gentleman? Then, please don't hesitate turn your other cheek for more Slaps.

………And while doing that. give her A gun too.

this is evidence that this account has been hijacked. Simple

Re: Would You Hit A Woman Back If She Hits You First (men Only) by skywalker240(m): 8:48pm On May 09, 2016

if it were my wife, then i can gaurantee u i hav other better alternatives to make her cry or regret cool

If it were some random b!tch, i wuld let go........ on my own peril grin

When some random b!tch slaps u in public, let her go@ ur own peril..

Re: Would You Hit A Woman Back If She Hits You First (men Only) by Allboiz: 8:50pm On May 09, 2016

Jus drein jus daun!

Translation: "Blood must have blood!"

Re: Would You Hit A Woman Back If She Hits You First (men Only) by ronald4lif(m): 9:01pm On May 09, 2016

kinglekan:

Bros no chill ooo

Egbon you sef reason that matter. How babe go slap a whole 'chieftaincy titled' man like me and no slap am back. It's sacrilegious and if a proportional action ain't taken the madness is likely to repeat itself. Mbanu. grin

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Re: Would You Hit A Woman Back If She Hits You First (men Only) by ehix89(m): 9:04pm On May 09, 2016

Forget these maturity sh!t I see here and there, my question is why should a woman hit a man in the first place, Violence in every sense should be condemned..... A woman hit me, wouldn't hit her back, but she gonna regret every del of pain she inflicted on me.

Re: Would You Hit A Woman Back If She Hits You First (men Only) by Nobody: 9:06pm On May 09, 2016

Estharfabian:
there's really No Concord in this. No correlation

it was a far synonym meant to make you view the topic from the proverbial panoramic prism. the same way it is egregiously wrong to fisticuff with your parents even when they are in the wrong is the same way it is 50 shades of anomalism to lay a finger on a woman even if she is in the wrong! it is totally unmanly!
you know, receiving a slap from a lady and playing possum thereafter is 10 times more dignifying than receiving a slap and reprising.

Estharfabian:

LoL.
You Think We're weaklings too huh? We can't defend ourselves?this is Actually denigrating to my personality

what are you talking about? the president has diplomatic immunity which makes him insusceptive to lawsuits & prosecutions.

does that make the president a weakling? it's an honor conferred on him and not a weakness nor a form of denigration.
keep quiet & enjoy the perquisites of womanhood. it's one of the numerous benefits of owning a vagïna grin

Estharfabian:

As I Am A master ~~Mastress~~ of the arts of karate and Kung Fu. okay, I lied on the latter... buh Yeah! still had to throw it out there! Oh...No! They'd keep on Abusing That fact..

karate? pray tell, do you think your black belt can be of any help if you were ever pit against a burly Hulk Hogan? grin

jolt out of your reverie!.

Estharfabian:

I watch RC movies where girls could just come up, Slap A dude! And he'd do absolutely NOTHING About it. he'd either laugh or stay mute, Palm-touching His Cheek like some lost puppy buried in obfuscation and simultaneously Swimming in oceans of delusions of being found Again... Lol. isn't That annoying? No? Well, it is to me!

like you said, you saw it happen in a movie.
i also saw Superman catch a bullet with his teeth. . . .and guess what, the bullet pulverized!

gimme a real life occurrence then we can talk!.

Estharfabian:

Lol.
You're A pvssy ~~Gentleman~~...I'm Almost proud of you. U were raised well. **rolls eyes***

you should be. like Jidenna, I'm a Classic Man. cool

Estharfabian:

Name ten...

i listed bobbing, weaving, parrying. . .conciliatory talks could also prove to be an effective placatory tool.

Estharfabian:

How about he gives her A dose of her own medicine? An eye for An eyeball? or even an eyelid? And then, call it even? that'd spare him the whole herculean Brain Rack-thingy of plotting petty Revenge.

codswallop!!

Estharfabian:

Pvssy move...way to go!

Re: Would You Hit A Woman Back If She Hits You First (men Only) by hardebayho(m): 9:07pm On May 09, 2016

Estharfabian:
i got teary-eyed for a minute..

If A random guy slaps You... You'd do nothing but stand and stare?

Probably...

Re: Would You Hit A Woman Back If She Hits You First (men Only) by chigoizie7(m): 9:10pm On May 09, 2016

Yes.

Even though it depends on the circumstances.

No one has the monopoly over violence

Re: Would You Hit A Woman Back If She Hits You First (men Only) by KingRex1(m): 9:13pm On May 09, 2016

Well it depends on the woman.. (would neva lay hands on a loved one) Bt you cant me nt to put an ill mannered random chic in her place.

All in all, the crazy lady may getaway with the first slap, bt heavens help her if she tries it again at same spot.

Re: Would You Hit A Woman Back If She Hits You First (men Only) by kinglekan: 9:23pm On May 09, 2016

ronald4lif:

Egbon you sef reason that matter. How babe go slap a whole 'chieftaincy titled' man like me and no slap am back. It's sacrilegious and if a proportional action ain't taken the madness is likely to repeat itself. Mbanu.

ROTFL

Re: Would You Hit A Woman Back If She Hits You First (men Only) by llaykorn: 9:40pm On May 09, 2016

darkenedrebel:

it was a far synonym meant to make you view the topic from the proverbial panoramic prism. the same way it is egregiously wrong to fisticuff with your parents even when they are in the wrong is the same way it is 50 shades of anomalism to lay a finger on a woman even if she is in the wrong! it is totally unmanly!
you know, receiving a slap from a lady and playing possum thereafter is 10 times more dignifying than receiving a slap and reprising
.

Glassya-Labolas my brother, is this you? shocked

Re: Would You Hit A Woman Back If She Hits You First (men Only) by llaykorn: 9:45pm On May 09, 2016

SUPERPACK:
My mother have never slapped me before, so if she slaps me, she will recieve100 heavy thunderbolts in rply. i dont care what led to the slap. if she can abuse me physically as a woman, then i have no option than to treat her as a fellow man.

You'd slap your mother back in 100 folds if she slaps you? Did I get this right?

Re: Would You Hit A Woman Back If She Hits You First (men Only) by ronald4lif(m): 9:51pm On May 09, 2016

llaykorn:

Glassya-Labolas my brother, is this you?

I'm equally nonplussed about the referred embolden comment. Dude account must have been tempered with. That can't be true.

Re: Would You Hit A Woman Back If She Hits You First (men Only) by Nobody: 9:52pm On May 09, 2016

llaykorn:

Glassya-Labolas my brother, is this you?

. what's your standpoint on this?.

Re: Would You Hit A Woman Back If She Hits You First (men Only) by llaykorn: 9:56pm On May 09, 2016

ronald4lif:

I'm equally nonplussed about the referred embolden comment. Dude account must have been tempered with. That can't be true.

No, it can't. The 36 demon legions commander sounding like a preacher of the gospel. grin

Re: Would You Hit A Woman Back If She Hits You First (men Only) by Nobody: 10:02pm On May 09, 2016

ronald4lif:

Im equally nonplussed about the referred embolden comment. Dude account must have been tempered with. That can't be true.

my account has neither been hacked nor compromised. grin

it'd be of greater contretemps to exchange blows with a woman than in trying to pacify her in her fit of madness or simply walking away from the scene without attempting to reciprocate the same measure of wrong she did you.

yes, it appears to lack syllogistic backing but then again, it's just the way nature ordained it.

Re: Would You Hit A Woman Back If She Hits You First (men Only) by llaykorn: 10:07pm On May 09, 2016

darkenedrebel:

. what's your standpoint on this?.

It depends, really. The random woman that gets into a casual fight with me in a bus or something and slaps me first receives her slap back. I might even help her increase the dose. But then, I don't pray I ever find myself in a situation where I have to engage some random woman in a fight. Yuck!

I don't think I can hit my wife or sister, though. The thought of doing that seems somehow difficult for me to imagine.

However, I think these things are not things you decide to do or not to do. It's just like deciding whether you would remove your hand from a kettle or not when you find out it's hot. In the case of a slap-slap scenario, actually.

I think it's barbaric to beat women on a normal day, though.

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Re: Would You Hit A Woman Back If She Hits You First (men Only) by Aremu01(m): 10:08pm On May 09, 2016

Never

Re: Would You Hit A Woman Back If She Hits You First (men Only) by Nobody: 10:18pm On May 09, 2016

Hit me first, then we'll see how the natural instinct plays out..... undecided

*In fuckshit's voice*
Dont fµcking dish out what you can't fµcking take back grin

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Re: Would You Hit A Woman Back If She Hits You First (men Only) by OluwabuqqyYOLO(m): 10:33pm On May 09, 2016

Hit a woman

That's some fine piece of dung. God forbid.

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