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Aisha96:
Utter rubbish. Now, I'm getting the going trend here. Seems like everyone is in a race competing for who would emerge the most lowlest dunce.

I hope seun_ provides a medal in compensation of the winner.

Aisha96:
Utter rubbish. Now, I'm getting the going trend here. Seems like everyone is in a race competing for who would emerge the most lowlest dunce.

I hope seun_ provides a medal in compensation of the winner.

Hadez:
Smiles. It's been a while I had one though *covers face*

HateU2:
nice answer, don't let that 'ish' get to you

iykekelvins:
[color=#099999]Cool, you trust him that much?[/color]

eitsei:
shey make I come give the kind kiss wey go make you forget all the kisses wey you don get before

Hadez:
Yeah, we were together for a while before he left

[color=#099999]Alright dear, I hope I didn't annoy you.

Have a lovely evening [/color]

Hadez:
Excuse me?

Hadez:
Yeah, we were together for a while before he left

iykekelvins:
[color=#099999]Alright dear, I hope I didn't annoy you.

Have a lovely evening [/color]

eitsei:
I dey preach the gospel ni I wan come help your ministry ni

evsonlive:
stop dulling....

Aisha96:
Hey, dude. I'm here to rule and reign. Let every mortal arise and announce my arrival with sweet melodies of harps.

Fine & healthy and you?

Aisha96:
And whoever treated your brain turmoil did a piss-poor job with you.

Your guardian should sue him for unrepairable damage.

Hadez:
No, I am not pissed. Lol I hardly allow anything here on nairaland get to me

Aisha96:
Not at all. Trust me, everything is under control. Thanks for your concern.

Well, but, oh well, you have grown an inch taller. I almost didn't recognise you.

Isn't nature a wonder?

Aisha96:
No one can lay claims to that. . . I'm a goddess, you feeble-minded mortal.

I presume you have not grasped the full implications of your blasphemy as to think I would descend down from my throne only to walk among mortals.

Such misguided insolence. . . You actions musn't go unpunished! I assure you.

Hadez:
Of cuz I hav a bf. He is nt in d country and I dnt want to do something I'll regret later

Hadez:
Of cuz I hav a bf. He is nt in d country and I dnt want to do something I'll regret later

HateU2:
It's US again!
In case you don't know, let me do introduction . I am H.A.T.E.U.2 and my bestie is N.A.U.G.H.T.Y.N.A.U.G.H.T.Y .

We wanna entertain you again . Enjoy dearies

Yes, we all know guys love to be kissed and with just one kiss, you can drive him wild, make him go weak at the knees or make him melt with affection. Who does not like kissing When someone's mouth is not smelling like 'smellymouth'



1. The forehead kiss: mehn! Who doesn't like this It makes a girl feel loved and safe. So I'm guessing it will work the same way with guys . Kiss him on the forehead and see his reaction. It's a perfect way of saying 'Don't worry, I'm here for you' plus it reminds him of his momma. Let him forget his momma at that moment


2. The surprise kiss: . Sneak up on your partner and plant a kiss on him while he is lying on the sofa or even fast asleep . Believe me, that's how your pillow fight will start and we all know what happened after pillow 'fighting'


3. The french kiss : The most popular kiss ! Menh! It's also the sweetest . You need to be a pro to enjoy this type of kiss. The locking of the lips, the cuddling and the smooching Waoh! It's so

4. The make him beg kiss : You wanna know this right Tease him wella. When he wanna kiss you, just comot face and peck him that will keep him waiting. The anticipation for a full kiss will drive him insane! Trussss me, it works .

5. The era lobe kiss: Some guys don't do this not to talk of ladies . This kiss is magical. You have to make your partner feel 'needed'. Ladies, take care of your ears. A tongue inside that ear is so so 'killing' . There is no way you will say NO to sex after a tongue goes inside that ear (just kidding).


Learn to be a good kisser not 'ponma eater'. Kiss your partner like tomorrow no dey and he/she won't go out to look for more .
Naughtynaughty, bestie mi toh cute , subtraction or addition or multiplication

CC: lalasticlala, lalasticlala, lalasticlala!!!

torqque7:
Number 5,Era lobe Abi ear lobe?..@ Number 4.. You go sabi punish man well well o this smally..why would you want to make him beg just like that?

Aisha96:
No one, dead or living, can lay claims to that. . . I'm a goddess, you feeble-minded mortal.

I presume you have not grasped the full implications of your blasphemy as to why you should think I would descend down from my throne only to walk among mere mortals.

Such misguided insolence. . . You actions musn't go unpunished! I assure you .

HateU2:
correct it urself

Must u qquote the wholeeeee toppic!
*sighs*

torqque7:
Lol..side effects of playing too much god of war and a lot of Greek mythology..smh.

Sorry to rain on your parade hun but you IS a mortal and afican kwa

iykekelvins:
[color=#099999]You're all about that faithful ish, its good though


How are you sure your bf ain't cheating over there?[/color]