nonstan:

Bro use the kano section and get a number of a corper there..direct your grievance there

guy u sound like a politician

OFFICIAL COUNTDOWN:

ONLINE PRINTING OF CUL FOR STREAM 2:
2 DAYS TO GO (STARTING ON THE 13TH OF MAY)

CAMP OPENING FOR STREAM 2:
10 DAYS TO GO (STARTING ON THE 21ST OF MAY)

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NOTE: To avoid spamming,kindly give a separate mention if you are not captured in this or you want your monicker(s) removed.


FOREIGN QUOTE OF DAY:
If you're walking down the right path and you're willing to keep walking, eventually you'll make progress- BARACK OBAMA.


MADE IN NIGERIA QUOTE OF THE DAY:
The world is like a mask dancing. If you want to see it well, you do not stand in one place - CHINUA ACHEBE
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HILARIOUS QUOTES OF THE DAY:
1) Akara and moi moi get the same parent, na wetin dey pass through make dem different- NAIJA PROVERBS

2) Rolling stone of course na person push am - NAIJA PROVERBS
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SHORT JOKES
1) BOYFRIEND- After 3 years, i have to let you know that i can no longer be your boyfriend.
GIRLFRIEND- WTF, you can't be serious right now... Its cool though josh, that's why i have been having sex with your best friend for the past two years, you fool...
BOYFRIEND- Wow.... Really? I was about to say that i can't be your boyfriend anymore because i want to be your husband...

GIRLFRIEND FAINTS

2) The following whatsapp chat ensued between johnny and his boss
JOHNNY- Boss, i won't be able to come to work today
BOSS- Why not?
JOHNNY- it rained heavily in my area and the whole place is flooded with water, no place to step my foot on
BOSS- You listed swimming as your hobby in your CV... So hurry up and come to work, i am expecting you...
JOHNNY- Jesus christ...
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HELP: Still don't know what what to take to camp, see here... www.corpr.com.ng/things-to-take- to-camp-nysc

goldonome:
why is my monika not appearing, and u even use my name for ur joke....abeg put my name to avoid quarrel

onome haff kill me ooo, as a pastor of udeme memorial village church , i will surely put your name... Enjoy bro

Fraiser:
jubreel no dey talk dis kyn tin again o, how my wife go dey take care anoda woman husband, for your information, I have d most faithful woman in dis city nd my wife is not in akwaibom camp, she is in crossriver camp...

lolz.....no b so na, e no bad if she dey take kia of oga presido na.......oba ba lori ohun gbogbo

BornMarch15:

No b only lol, na sos. Make dat guy no post anything here again. He'd better keep observing from the side

lolz..... good morning boss

Fraih:
Prindu, the DG was with us on Sunday also.
Eaglevision, how you been?!
My friends, I hope you have had enough fun and the necessary connections in camp;Hardie14, Qutyjoice, Abbeyunique2, Rukkyola, sent4rina, Amodu, CROBBOY, LogoDWhiz...

Fraiser, jubrealguy, Oyehomie, terrymason, how are you guys?

Good morning Everyone.

Morning dear, we all good, I see u avin a good time in ogun state

jubrealguy:
lolz..... good morning boss

Morning to u bro

Abbeyunique2:

you are welcome to our city sir, hope you find what you are looking for. in case u dey open bottle(ge igo). join me, fraiser and jaylorms at the downtown hotel tonight for some green bottles.

Sup bro. I dy open bottle and I dy zamfara Tsafe now. How e go bi bro??

Fraih:
Prindu, the DG was with us on Sunday also.
Eaglevision, how you been?!
My friends, I hope you have had enough fun and the necessary connections in camp;Hardie14, Qutyjoice, Abbeyunique2, Rukkyola, sent4rina, Amodu, CROBBOY, LogoDWhiz...

Fraiser, jubrealguy, Oyehomie, terrymason, how are you guys?

Good morning Everyone. Hmmm... Dat means u guys are also favoured @ogun.

I hope u got part of d national cake dear. Be good ok... Wishing u one of d best PPAs come friday!

jubrealguy:
lolz.....no b so na, e no bad if she dey take kia of oga presido na.......oba ba lori ohun gbogbo

enh enh, dat means sey oba ba lori iambibi na niyen...

Fraiser:
enh enh, dat means sey oba ba lori iambibi na niyen...

u don forget say me sef na oba ilu kan, i no b subject to any body, so one another no fit ba on top anoda oba queen, u dig?

Fraih:
Prindu, the DG was with us on Sunday also.
Eaglevision, how you been?!
My friends, I hope you have had enough fun and the necessary connections in camp;Hardie14, Qutyjoice, Abbeyunique2, Rukkyola, sent4rina, Amodu, CROBBOY, LogoDWhiz...

Fraiser, jubrealguy, Oyehomie, terrymason, how are you guys?

Good morning Everyone.

Not really.. Just making friends..

No one knows where we will be dispersed to yet

good morning all.. please where is rukkyola ?
rukkyola , wherever u are..com out o.
I don miss u die..how camp?

BlizzydoDo:
Fraiser
Fraih
Rukkyola
SMartins1
Beckytee
Hardie14
Abbeyunique2
Amodu
Kbs468
LogoDWhiz
SC31
Merikims
Spixytinxy
Eaglevision
Jubrealguy
Prindu
Qutyjoice

I miss us, believe y'all r doing well

I miss everyone too..

VillageGOAT:

onome haff kill me ooo, as a pastor of udeme memorial village church , i will surely put your name... Enjoy bro

Bro abeg add my name too oo.... U too much

Fraih:
Prindu, the DG was with us on Sunday also.
Eaglevision, how you been?!
My friends, I hope you have had enough fun and the necessary connections in camp;Hardie14, Qutyjoice, Abbeyunique2, Rukkyola, sent4rina, Amodu, CROBBOY, LogoDWhiz...

Fraiser, jubrealguy, Oyehomie, terrymason, how are you guys?

Good morning Everyone.

Fraihhhhhhhh...me gud o...hw is camping tooooo.....?

OmichaelO:
it's been awhile guys.

logodwhiz,kbs468

Yea..

We are still here though...

Things will get better soon.

BlizzydoDo:
Eaglevision dear, I yaf missed yuu o finished writing down a detailed info bout Obubra camp like I promised buh network went bad & d whole tin disappeared & I cnt start all over again 4 now. I'll do dat soon + ow av yuu been?

awwwwwn! missd u too.that thing can b frusrating ehn,xperiencd it couple of times,will b patient though,im just good o waiting for my CUL on friday,wishing u a nice PPA dear.cheers

ngoziigwe longest time dear,aw has camp been treating u? iamdynamite wessuping bro? hpe u getting ready.

eaglevision:
ngoziigwe longest time dear,aw has camp been treating u?
iamdynamite wessuping bro? hpe u getting ready.

eaglevision baba i dey oooooo...i just they wait for friday make i see cul before i go do shopping ooooo.cant wait at all

iamdynamite:
eaglevision baba i dey oooooo...i just they wait for friday make i see cul before i go do shopping ooooo.cant wait at all

u go see am no worry,abi u still dae doubt ni
NYSC mgt go do normal joor.

eaglevision:
ngoziigwe longest time dear,aw has camp been treating u?
iamdynamite wessuping bro? hpe u getting ready.

Fine ooh swt hrt...am happy because we won our volleyball match for my platoon. Camp experience is stressful but thank God for every. Jus praying for a good PPA come Friday. thanks for your concern dear. #LagosCamp

ngoziigwe:



Fine ooh swt hrt...am happy because we won our volleyball match for my platoon. Camp experience is stressful but thank God for every. Jus praying for a good PPA come Friday. thanks for your concern dear. #LagosCamp

Good to hear that,camp camp camp! its almost over,waiting for ur detailed report after camp sha,dnt worry abt the PPA na Ambode office u dae go dear

eaglevision:


u go see am no worry,abi u still dae doubt ni
NYSC mgt go do normal joor.

i know doubt....am just someone that likes the fire brigade approach to things that is all......i know 21st is done and dusted

iamdynamite:
i know doubt....am just someone that likes the fire brigade approach to things that is all......i know 21st is done and dusted

nothing do u bro,where do u wanna b posted lemme tell d DG,i don see my own CUL already nd na where i want in put me,i only hav 2 slots remaining o.

BlizzydoDo:
Fraiser
Fraih
Rukkyola
SMartins1
Beckytee
Hardie14
Abbeyunique2
Amodu
Kbs468
LogoDWhiz
SC31
Merikims
Spixytinxy
Eaglevision
Jubrealguy
Prindu
Qutyjoice

I miss us, believe y'all r doing well

I'm doing good Sweerie and sorry that I have not been keeping up with pace presently.

OmichaelO:
it's been awhile guys.

logodwhiz,kbs468

Indeed it is Brother. I believe you are good too. All is well.

eaglevision:


nothing do u bro,where do u wanna b posted lemme tell d DG,i don see my own CUL already nd na where i want in put me,i only hav 2 slots remaining o.

unlimited, talk tru. You don see ur CUL?

Kbs468:

Indeed it is Brother. I believe you are good too. All is well.

hello
where were u posted?

prettyjo:

hello
where were u posted?

Good morning this evening well, I have not been posted yet and I wouldn't be posted again but God willing, I Should be clarifying the above statement soon Thanks for asking though and God bless us all by his Grace to his Honour and Glory

Was that a bomb shell
All of us would be intimated soon

Kbs468:

Good morning this evening well, I have not been posted yet and I wouldn't be posted again but God willing, I Should be clarifying the above statement soon Thanks for asking though and God bless us all by his Grace to his Honour and Glory

Was that a bomb shell
All of us would be intimated soon

ok dear.